“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today, in a world exclusive, I have the extraordinary privilege of being joined by none other than Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States. Welcome Madam”
“Well hi there, ah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”
“I wonder if you could begin by outlining your day-to-day role as Vice President, for any of our followers who might be unfamiliar with just what’s involved”
“I have the great pleasure of serving with Joe Biden. He’s an extraordinary leader, and I wish that people could see what I see, because there’s only one person that sits behind that desk, and has to make the decisions that nobody else in the country can. He’s just an extraordinary leader wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”
“Er okay, but the actual question was… oh never mind. Seeing how you’ve raised the question of the President directly, let’s move on. There’s been much concerned talk lately about his mental decline. If he stands and is elected again, he’ll be 86 by the end of his second term, assuming he actually stays the distance. Your views?”
“Well consider time. You know time doesn’t stand still. There is great significance in the passage of time. What we have to do in this project is to have some faith in what can be, unburdened by what has been wah ha ha ha ha ha HA HA!”
So Madame Vice President, what do you see as the greatest problems facing the US today; inflation, the cost of living, immigration levels, the increasingly unstable international situation…?”
“Absolutely. You know we gotta take all this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to take it seriously”
“Erm, indeed *shuffles in frustration*. Could you possibly be a little more specific?”
“Of course. I do believe that we live in real unsettled times, and yeah, I’m out on those streets, and there’s so much at stake in this moment. The majority of us believe in freedom and equality, but these extremists, they’re not like us”
“Extremists? Who are you talking about exactly? I don’t understand your point”
“Listen, do you just think you fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context. On the bus round and round. Here’s the thing, who doesn’t love a yellow school bus?”
“I er, well…”
“I mean look, it’s all about community. Just look at community banks. So the importance of community banks is that they are, as they are called, in the community. Led by members of the community. They are people who understand the capacity of the community. The needs of the community. The culture of the community…”
“*Ahem* well thank you Madame Vice President, for joining us today to give us the benefit of these most valuable insights”
“My pleasure Ronnie baby. Wakanda forever wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”
“Oh lord. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by Ron Knee.
What a div;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8RJQLiMkfg
Well I’m off to get some sleep, happy in the knowledge that the world is in safe hands.
Goodnight all.
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I bet Harris has slept with all the men in the Democrats party.
And also, all of Showaddywaddy.
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Well, apart from the one who turned out to be a k*die fiddler! My auntie/sister bought me a Showaddywaddy scarf when I was a 13 year old. I used it as a wank sock!
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In American Presidential elections there’s always something unexpected that happens late in the campaign. It’s called the October Surprise.
This October, look for Biden to resign and Harris to be sworn in as the first woman President.
The image of her taking the Oath of Office and the MSM hysteria surrounding it, plus the advantage of incumbency will give her a powerful last minute surge.
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Fucking circus …
I was reading (random)old cuntings last night, GC, .. and gotta give you credit … on March 28, 2022 .. you called this play in a ‘USA Today’ thread …
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I think the idea was to let the old creep serve one term…or almost one term…and then step aside and anoint the historic first Black/Multiracial/Harlot as President.
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Looking on the bright side, it would be comedy gold.
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She’s too many “a” up her “aris”.
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FIGHORN???
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I suspect Kamala is Megan in disguise, California, talks in deranged word salads that mean absolutely nothing, weird obsessions and cannot act for toffee (see the supposed surprise call from the Obama’s), such a fake, any contact with normal people will show her up in no time.
The Democrats must be in such a mess to think she is the best they have, and amusing to see CNN, BBC, CBS, Sly all slobbering over her as if she is some sort of star candidate. Just plain weird.
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I wonder if there’ll be a debate with The Trumpster for Kamala the Border Czar. It would be very interesting indeed to see what kind of a performance she could put up.
Maybe IsAC’s resident US correspondent GC would know.
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I’d shag her
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