Following the announcement on Sunday that Biden will not seek re-election, we moved up this nomination to let you weigh in while the iron is hot – Admin Team.
Old Snake Eyes on Steroids?
The rather weird look of an off the rails Joe Biden, the pensioner on steroids and double sanitary pads as witnessed at the recent State of the Union Speech and the debate with Trump, has stirred up memories. An old mate of mine now deceased was desperate to go to his daughter’s wedding and do the “giving away” routine. He had the cognitive abilities of a squashed slug – flat out, not knowing where he was most of the time and oozing out of every orifice. You did not want to be downwind of the old cunt but sentiment does creep in.
Had a word with his quack, a delightfully unsentimental and mercenary cunt who, for a consideration of two grand, happily arranged for him a private blood transfusion (in an NHS hospital) and some then under the counter Adderall, the amphetamine of choice for Russian Dictators and flaked out pop stars. Had him crazying around like an overwound clockwork bunny. Did the job but the old cunt ended up shivering, covered in sweat and smelling like a Glastonbury chemical khazi. The quack did offer a cheaper option, a prophylactic ie terminal shot of morphine but that old bastard cunt of sentiment will intervene. Besides which the family were anxious to pay for it. Since you ask he died “naturally” from cancer of the shite tube three months later.
The word out is that Biden is on a similar regime with Adderall (lethal stuff) well in the frame. Old Snake Eyes has been in The Pool for years but now becomes a racing cert on that gear. What The Lord Giveth He Taketh Away and Old Joe is walking a hopped-up tight rope and sure to slip off on his own shite some time soon.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Seconded by Norman:
In 1974, after his final and rather farcical presidential election win, Juan Peron said to the Argentine press, ‘I didn’t win because I was so good. I won because the others
were so bad.’
And Uncle Joe is certainly now in tha latter category. He is the most inept, comedic and bungling US President of recent times. From his already now infamous ‘Zelensky as Putin’ remarks to his ‘Bullseye’ comment about Bg Don’s recent brush with a pimple ravaged inadequate four eyed cunt with a gun.
The very idea that this incompetent and pathetic old fool is in charge of what is still the most powerful nation in the world is ls as scary as it is laughable. Biden reminds me of Dick van Dyke as the very elderly manager of the bank in Mary Poppins.
I reckon Trump will be shoe-in for a second term as Presidem now. Thanks to Biden’s own ineptitude and stupidity. He even makes Barack Obama look good, and that’s not easy….
As if you needed more, here’s more from Sir Limply Stoke:
No Cuntry for Old Men.
Just like a stubborn grandad who insists on driving with cataracts, glaucoma and a brain like a squashed slug and will only think about giving up his licence once his death toll has gone above twenty, Biden goes on driving. Will not stand for President after extreme pressure but will remain at the wheel as POTUS until a new candidate is found. I lay odds that the the old snake eyes is doing a spot of dementia cunning (and have I experienced so much of that with aged relatives over time) and positioning himself to be the only choice and incumbent in waiting when the Democrats cannot agree on a new candidate.
BBC inherently hate the looming prospect of Trump and are reporting Biden as the lost Messiah, “Greatest President” ever, fifty years of exemplary service, legacy looming large, advanced America’s standing in the world like no other, finest leader of the Free World ect ect. His eventual and grudging endorsement of Kamala Harris, his largely unknown Veep, as replacement is hailed as a master stroke. First female black POTUS you see. Word is that she is the last Person that most Democratic voters want.
Much relief at the White House until they realised he is staying on until November. The old cunt will insist on flushing his sanitary pads down the khazi and blocking the plumbing. They keep Dyna-Rod on speed dial. As I write “love of America and dedication of service” continuous to spew out on Sky and “Democrats coalesse around Harris..” takes over then they gulp and think again “Joe has every right to run…”
Whichever way it pans out they will miss the smell of pensioner shite wafting around the White House (not).
“Reproductive rights for Union workers” let’s all unite around Kamala’s only known stirring slogan. You see their difficulty.
So the hagiography continues and reaches ever new heights. All that is saving us is that Putin is as chemically enhanced as Biden. Get lost you cunts along with “The best President of the best Nation in the World”.
“I’m Joe Biden and I endorse Camilla Paris”.
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Hello!
I’m Joe Die-Soon and I’m your president of the United States of Hysteria…
Andrew Lawrence.
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I Boe Jiden and I endorse Vladimiilla Trumpootini as president of the errr…..errr…. Medicare….yes.
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Good one LL!
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*BREAKING NEWS*
“Good afternoon.This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting once more.
I can confirm that the press office at No 10 has just issued the following statement concerning ol’ Sniffer Joe;
‘The Prime Minister wishes to clarify that when he stated last week that the president looked in good shape, what he really meant was that the president didn’t look in good shape, and that it comes as no surprise that he’s been forced out. The PM wishes to apologise for any confusion that his initial statement may have caused’.
This is Ron Knee, for IsAC”.
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Ron,
This is General Cuntster again at the IsaC America Anchor Desk,
Is there any truth to the assertion that he was simply reflecting the Labour Party mandate that the US President was in good shape?
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Seriously though I don’t think any of the senior democrats including Harris can be considered for president. They have all been involved in deceiving the public on Bidens fitness to be president and allowed him to run again. RFK will make some noise I’m sure.
I don’t care how they try to dress this up, the deception of the US public and the democrat voters who voted for Biden in the primaries is disgraceful. I’m sure some democrats are feeling pretty pissed of just now.
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It’s gonna be Flatback isn’t it?
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I have little knowledge of politics, and my ignorance of American politics is, like a bar room dancers petticoat, showing.
I am utterly baffled why, out of the massive American population, no better candidates could be put forward for one of the most important roles in the world, than these two aged Muppets.
Are they just figureheads, glove puppets like Sooty and Sweep?
Don’t Americans want a strong, steady person steering their ship?
Or has China already taken over?
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Link is safe JP
https://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Joker-Harris-300×300.jpg
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Not like Britain then? With its stellar line up recently of candidates to run the shop. We were truly spoiled for choice.
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Old sleepy Joe always looks like he is straining to have a shit…..
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I’m compiling a Joe Biden tribute CD, his comedy will be sadly missed.
1) this ol’ house stinks of piss -Shakin Stevens
2). Shiny nappy people – REM
3) stumble and fall-Razorlight
4). Werther with you – crowded house
5) sniff you leave me now- Chicago
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Werther With You
😂😂😂
That’s fucking class
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Great stuff Miserable.
But let’s face it, while at one level this whole thing is a hoot, we can’t gloss over the fact that since ol’Joe got the job, the Democrats have been trying to convince the world that he is compos mentis, when it was clear from the get go that he wasn’t.
They’ve tried to a snow job on the American people in particular and the world in general, becoming increasingly desperate in the process, until the debate with Trump finally blew the lid off. All that guff about ‘standing down for the good of the party and the country’ was just lardy bullshit, and everyone knows it. He’s been (as he said recently himself) forced out because the Democrats couldn’t hide the truth any more. These people have no integrity, decency or honour; all they care about is power.
This is a national scandal of huge proportions for the US, going to the heart of responsibility and accountability in the world’s most powerful nation. If I was an American citizen, I’d be fucking raging at being treated with such disdain and contempt.
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I could pretend to give a shit Ron.
But we all know I’d be lying 😂
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Well said Ron
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A few more………….
It’s all over now – Rolling Stones.
The final count down – Europe.
The road to nowhere – Talking Heads.
Nobody loves you when you’re down and out – John Lennon.
And this weeks new number 1 is………….
Don’t fear the reaper – Blue Oyster Cult.
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As reported on American television, the best remark of the day courtesy of an anonymous Democrat:
“Let me get this straight. We fought for three weeks to remove a man we thought couldn’t win only to replace him with a woman we think can’t win.”
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By the time his presidential library is built, he will have forgotten he was ever POTUS.
Trumps will be characteristically modest and tasteful.
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It has been said in the American Press that Pelosi (and others) told Biden if he didn’t step down they would not build the Biden Presidential Library.
If he stepped aside they would build him a shrine.
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Hey LL,
In my best Trump voice
Trump’s Library will be a big beautiful library. The most beautiful library ever built. Your eyes will get tired of looking at the beauty…
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Comrade Van Jones was forced to leave his job in the Obama Regime because eof his association with the Communist Party.
He didn’t miss a beat and went right to work for CNN and has been polluting the airwaves ever since.
Earlier I posted a video of Democrat Delaware Senator Chris Coons crying when speaking of his hero.
Here’s Van crying live on CNN:
https://www.cnn.com2024/07/21/politics/video/van-jones-reaction-joe-biden-exits-2024-election-digvid
Yesterday they were calling him a senile old cunt.
Today he’s a fucking Saint.
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Apologies if I’m repeating what has already been said.
Questions that will never be asked/answered:
How long has he been like this?
Was he like this before he got elected?
If he isn’t fit to run as President again, is he fit to remain President until November?
How long has everybody in his inner circle known about this?
Who has been signing off on everything?
I have a suspicion that his wife has been whispering in his ear like Grima Wormtongue and is in collusion with others like Hillary Clinton.
Our own Prime Minister said he was on great form about a week ago. That was quite likely a load of old cack.
This shit just adds fuel to the fires of those who believe in the ‘Deep State’
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In a stunning display of democracy…without a single voter casting a ballot…without discussion or debate…and as far as I can tell without Ji Jing Joe releasing his delegates and less than 24 hours after he withdrew…Kamala Flatback Harris has secured even delegates to lock up the Demonratic Nomination.
As they say when they march in the streets:
This is what democracy looks like
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/joe-biden-election-drop-out-07-22-24.index.html
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Oops…
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/joe-biden-election-drop-out-07-22-24/index.html
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Someone close to him should drop in the Specific Ocean along with Harry Bane and Grief Southgoat…..
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