Deja Vu

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Deja Vu is a cunt, is it not?. (Didn’t you just nominate this? – NA)

There are certain times in my life, I look back and feel a sense of disappointment, fear, foreboding. It happened in 1964 when I left the RN. It happened in 1990 when Mrs Thatcher was deposed by a bunch of wankers. It happened again last Thursday, when Anthony Blair’s ventrioloquists doll, Kweer Charmer got his capacious arse in the big chair at 10 Downing Street. The grinning moronic arsehole hasn’t stopped gurning since. The BBC go on about him like they used to fawn about Blair, although he is some kind of God, and they even managed to combine Kweer and the world cup on Wireless 4 this morning (just like Blair, his dummy loves football, but probably the pair of them still don’t realise there is more to football than sniffing Harry Kane’s jockstrap and the team bath.)

Deja Vu is a horrible thing – especially when you are taken back to the late 1990s, not a good time in anyones book.

There is so much to despise him for – brinming back expenses swindler Jacqui Smith, and the mincing Alan Milburn into government – just two old age pensioner Blairites, too weak and scared to ditch Rayner the cabinet bike. proposing either Mandy or David Miliband as the British Ambassador in Washington – one bent , the other in the closet (allegedly) – that will go down like a ton of shit with Donald Trump, who seems likely to be the next President.

But no surer sign of Starmer’s arselicking (apart from appointing Georgia Gould, daughter of Blair’s special friend, dead dad Philip Gould) as a minister only having got into Parliament last Thursday, is the revival of the disgusting money wasting PFI which built so many shit hospitals and dodgy buildings in Blair’s early days.

2024 is not the time to try the tricks of the late 1990s.

Morning Star.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

44 thoughts on “Deja Vu”

  5. Late 90s?

    I had money in my pocket, out on the piss every weekend,
    Take the kids the pictures,
    New shirt on,
    Gigs, stag dos, Britpop,

    Got to be honest they late 90s were very kind to me.
    Fuck knows how I afforded it?!

    As for Deja vu I don’t get it,
    It sounds french and I can’t be doing with anything froggy.

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    • Can’t say i minded it wither, Mis. Late teens. Girls were feminine and not full of plastic or snarky feminist bile. There were alcopops and the fear we’d all get pissed up and pregnant, eve if I could get served at 16 in the local boozers anyway. Learning to drive in a field with mates and no instructor. The Fast Show and League of Gentlemen were on TV and you would spend half your weekends over a 5 year period going to 18th and 21st birthdays where you could get smashed off your tits to Eurodance.

      Freed from de-sire/
      Mind and senses purified

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      • I never worried about getting pregnant CP but yeah.

        I was in my late 20s , and loving life.

        Fuckin magical.

  8. Deja vu?

    Like another British soldier being knifed by a fucking blek maniac piece of shit?

    Thank goodness we don’t also have a huge number of raghead cunts in the country looking to seize power by mob rule..

    Excellent.

    Full Oven..again.

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  12. That fucking video of some Mudslime cunt getting his head kicked in by the pigs.

    Wall to wall on the news every time I turn the box on, there it is again!

    Talk about fucking deja vu!!

    Well they can fuck right off.

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    • And why is the cunt’s head blurred out? If they’re going to show something like that at least do it properly.

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      • I thought it was splendid.

        Then I bought a paper today and it’s all about the cops being investigated for using ” excessive force”.

        How about you TikTwats posting the entire video, eh, and not just the edited version?

      • A female police officer had her nose broken.

        Weren’t these the same bunch of media cunts who spent the whole of previous day saying how there was a rise of violent offences against women and girls?

      • Good point.

        Now being reported that 3 female officers were assaulted.

        These savages rank women and girls as third class citizens in their culture. Below goats.

    • Labour have started as they mean to go on, with widespread civil unrest.

      Who needs the far-right when you jave demented leftoids, mad stabby blacks, crazed carpet riders and a confused police force?

      Let’s what happens with the gathering on Saturday.

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  13. A bit Deja Vu ish.
    These fucking plastic lids attached to the bottle!
    Fuck that it’s way to annoying for an impatient cunt like myself.
    I find if I’m recycling the bottle that I still had the lid prior to finishing the contents of the bottle so goes in the box together.
    If I have to use a non recycle bin again I can manage to dispose of the bottle and lid together.
    What is the fucking point of these bottles other than pissing off the arthritic and the easily irritated?

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    • I’m glad it’s not just me.

      I’m fucking fed up of having to use scissors, pliers, mole grips, etc. to open tins, bottles, cans and even, fuck me, packets of biscuits!

      Packets should have an obvious pull strip opening, tins/cans needs to be redesigned so a baby could open them and bottles should magically open when you wave your senior bus pass over them.

      I’ve bought a hand excerciser thing, and I must say my grip has improved slightly, and my hands don’t ache quite as much.

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    • I thought the bottle/lids were defective. Then I realised they are all like that and how annoying the new configuration is. Luckily there’s nothing wrong with me. Must be a nightmare for people with arthritis or whatever to bloody open things. In general, I’ve found things are harder to open than they were say 10 years ago. Weird.

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      • Always struggle with tin foil which ever way I pull the wee bit of tape with the arrow it rips no matter if it’s cheap or the expensive stuff.
        Same for fucking bog rolls, I swear the glue seeps about a third of the way through the roll just so you have to buy more sooner than expected.

    • Reminds me of the time when “child-proof” bottles were introduced for medicines. It was soon discovered that the elderly arthritic who could no longer access their meds were having their grandchildren open the bottles for them. As regards lids attached to bottles, in our house we now keep side cutters in the cutlery drawer.

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      • And these filth are treated like gods in hospitals.
        Been in Salford Royal for five days this past week.
        And I actually saw this….

        White lad in there playing a bit of music, is told to turn it down. As it ‘disturbs the other patients’. And, to be fair, he did turn it right down.

        Paggi cunt (one of scores of them) in there plays even louder Bollywwod shite, and not a word is said.They didn’t even look the fucker in the eye. And did he turn hs down? Did he bollocks. Thank fuck i got my own room after day one. I might have murdered that cunt.👿

  15. Labour plan a £19Bn tax raid in the autumn of 2024. Labour tax raids? There we have a not bettered example of deja fucking vu.

    Cunts.

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  16. Elder and the Lass were keeping me company this week.

    Elder and I walked to the Co-op, and I said that I thought the world today was a scary place.

    Elder agreed, well I’m not much longer for this world, but I’m truly terrified for my Lass.

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