Rolf Kern, aged 82
No? Me neither!
A MIND THE GAP cunting for this Lupert Murdoch lookalike, scrotum faced, old money grabber.
Why cun’t he use his eyes (like the rest of us) before he steps up from the platform onto the train?
If you are indeed a doddering old cunt, as he says, always use the handrail on the left or right; it is only ever a few steps(!) away.
Cash for a gash?
Really?
Only his solicitor will benefit.
Stand clear of the doors!
Nominated by : Hugh🥒Cumber
Looks fuck all like Lupert Murdoch.
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More like Paddy Ashdown’s rotting corpse.
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“Cash for a gash?” You are Angela Rayner and I claim my £5.
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£5 for Angie WC? Surely that would buy you unrestricted use for a year.
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Sorry WC, just read your post again more carefully and realised my response was a non sequitur.
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Hmmm…not on board(!) with this cunting. If the vertical step-down is indeed 12″, that’s far too high for an elderly person to reliably transverse.
He’s an old, white man in London. It must be like seeing a unicorn!
I’m amazed he’s not been stabbed by an ape with a blade.
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He will be now, Thomas.
It’s the law of the jungle here in Londonistan.
we have packs of feral pavement apes looking for their next victim, like a pride of lions eyeing up a herd of antelope.
They aren’t going to bother attacking the younger fitter ones who can run like fuck. They attack the old slow ones with a limp.
He would do well to remember that.
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Agreed Odin.
Got to give the intrepid old cunt credit for his nerve.
And that gap really is too big.
A heavily pregnant woman could easily expel a foetus negotiating that.
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Selfish cunt, he has probably traumatised a poor tube driver..
He will have to take 3 months off on full pay..
They have a hard enough job keeping the trains on the tracks..
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Morning BZ…it’s only the scumbag unions that prevent these trains from being fully automatic.
It’ll happen though, it’s inevitable. And then these idle commıe arsehole drivers will be out on their ears.
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As a bloke i used to work with used to mock these dead weights in a cognitively-impaired manner, ‘But-ton! Push da But-ton!’
The source of this mirth was a fat lazy bloke at a steel fabricator shop we had to help. He was unable to move the steel beams on his ownand let us do it while he sat and pushed a button to activate the rollers or cutter.
He did this because his boss wasnt there. He received a lot of grief from us.
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Remember the printers Tom? I met one of the arrogant bastards, certain that his union had Murdoch by the balls. He’s probably stacking shelves now.
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We need someone to blame and they get thrombosis, toboot
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The problem is with Kweer as PM and his tearing up of the Trades Unions laws, we will be back in 1973, so change is at least 4/5 years away.
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I dont support this cunting. Looking at the gap in that photo it’s clearly too high for old people.
Poorly designed.
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Blimey! That’s high. Thought the gaps at Clapham Junction were bad.
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Fuck me, the amount of accidents I have had using ‘public services’ is amazing – I’d be a millionaire if I sued each time I hurt myself tripping over a pavement.
Come on Rolf, don’t be a cunt – leave that to the politicians, perhaps we could all have a bet on the outcome?
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These gaps are wider than a few famous snatches you see on here. Like to see some fat cunts wedge between some of them. One way is asking for a ramp. Just thought fuck it. Bring back the self opening doors. Used to enjoy the athleticism of some commuters, especially the ones in bowler hats and pinstripe suits, swinging their umbrellas. I’d never see them come a cropper.
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You would definitely hurt yourself in Katie Price’s gash, it’s wide enough to drive a train through.
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All we have do is push into some black cunt accidentally on purpose and it will be sorted in a few days.
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If only the black twat who sat in a white persons seat, had gone arse over tit when boarding the bus, we’d have none of these mard arse complaints today.
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In ’68 or ’69 a man I worked with used to commute by train. One morning he ran for the train just as it started to move. He lost his footing and fell down the gap between the train and the platform. By sheer luck he didn’t go under the wheels and lay full length pressed back against the platform as he watched the wheels roll by inches away. He was spotted and the train was stopped. The station staff (there used to be such in those days) gingerly approached expecting to find body parts scattered about. He climbed back on to the platform and dusted himself down. He then boarded the train and carried on to work.
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Good job it was in the normal slimmer era. You wouldn’t have dared to take a butchers today
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“The train now standing on platform 1, can now be boarded on platform 2.”
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Typical non news story from the BBC. Just like those cunts at REACH who report on mingers who get sunburned tits on holiday in Spain, mongs who have lost their kittens, and munters who left their shopping behind at Lidls.
Good morning, everyone.
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Reach own all of the such-and-such Live’ newsites, with stories drawn from Reuters or AP and the countless chumboxes. ‘ people born in 1955 in your region are getting cheaper life insurance.. you’ll never guess what Adrian Chiles looks like now. .’
.Nothing like local journalism is there?
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Invalid cunting.
1. Train companies are robbing cunts so they get what they deserve.
2. That gap really is fucking ridiculous. Never mind my 90 year old mother having no fucking chance on or off. I would struggle and I’m just a bit chubby with knackered knees after serving queen and country.
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Now push came to shove. Get it sorted !!!
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Go and take running jump !
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Another story fro. The BBC, I truly weep for you poor cunts.
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Do you ned a TV licence to use their website now?
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I think the black community should be spearheading some ideas, to prevent the people who allowed you here, from any further injuries.
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The Guardian won’t like you using the phrase “spearheading” when referring to our creosote-coloured countrymen, SS..
Like saying “Gọlly!” if a moon cricket says that they’re going for a job interview.
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I thought they might’ve fallen for it.
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O/T I see some poor cunts in Wales got a visit from the fatsos because they had a Reform poster in their window and it upset the house full of immies next door. Good to see the filth are keeping on top of local crime.
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Wales though. You would probably struggle to get an interview without party membership.
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There should be signs saying if you are old cunt don’t use this platform, use a different route. If you fail to make the 12” vertical gap and hurt yourself it’s your fault you silly old cunt.
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Completely OT, but this will amuse you reprobates. I was sitting up in bed earlier perusing ISAC on my tablet as is my wont, when a small bird flew in through the window which was wide open to try to dissipate the heat. It flew a couple of circuits of the room, shat on my head and departed whence it came. My wife laughed so much she was struggling to breathe. She now tells me it’s a measure of how far down the social scale I rank as even the birds in the trees know it’s OK to shit on me.
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Where I live the birds fly upside down arfur – nothing worth shitting on in Khan’s London
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That’s meant to be good luck arfur, get yourself a lottery ticket, or try and book a doctors appointment if you really want to play the odds..
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Could have been a specially trained reconnaissance bird casing the joint Arfur. Hope nothing valuable was on display. Next thing through that window will be a couple of smelly brown skinned bastards with big knives and hessian sacks.
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It was employed by BBC Verify. Directly controlled by Marianna Spring herself.
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You should have said to the missus that you found it quite erotic, and told her to go and get the glass coffee table and a box of tissues.
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You are Mark Oaten and I claim my £5
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Looks like a big gap for an old timer to traverse.
Who cares about the needs of elderly white folk in this country though?
My perception from the last few years is that the government wants them all dead and out of the way.
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I’m not on board with this cunting.
The step is far too high. Compare this with Part M of the building regs for access by the infirm or disabled – max step rise of 170mm. That is a nasty gash on his leg.
He does look like a 2024 Val Kilmer.
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He does…and a bit of an ‘uphill gardener’ to boot.
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Probably pissed up.
Rolf looks the sort,
Drinking and riding on trains like Diane Abbott.
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I think they should just employ a load of worthless blick cunts that hang around stations to lay down on the platform as the doors open to be used as steps.
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The station platform was designed to accommodate different carriages, and even the operators acknowledged that the gap is too high.
However, never once, in my entire life would I sue someone because I had a preventable accident.
I sued the fuck out of the driver of the Daff lorry, the payout bought me a new kitchen, with appliances.
However, I can no longer drive, and practically climb into the glove box every time I’m a passenger in a car. How the fuck anyone puts up with me is a mystery.
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