NIGEL FARAGE

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I know I will be called a cunt myself for cunting this windbag, but enough is enough.

A cunting is long overdue for this self-important, smug, self righteous broadcaster and “politician”, who seems to think he is the vicars knickers in the world of politics.

In his early days he did do a lot to encourage Brexit, let’s admit it, but these days he is so busy being a broadcaster and game show contestant, he is just another here today, gone tomorrow political minnow, afraid to get into the shark infested waters of British politics – even though the competition is far from first rate – Sunak and Starmer. He is the male equivalent of Anna Soubry, and just as repulsive.

Despite so much anticipation, the shit-stained old loudmouth decided yesterday not to stand for “Reform” (perhaps a tacit admission that third parties stand fuck all chance in the first past the post system), and is instead going to help The Donald. Clearly he doesn’t understand that Americans. especially, do not like foreigners interfering in their political affairs (who does?).

I am sure turfing out senile old Joe is a job Donald Trump could do with one hand tied behind his back. Farage should but out, go and put his Max Factor on and carry on carrying on on the telly. Either that or just fuck off.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

116 thoughts on “NIGEL FARAGE”

  1. I was rooting for Farage with the debanking scandal,
    And him bringing down some of the heads of NatWest was good shooting on his part.

    Kudos there.

    I think his about face and standing for Reform is on his PR adviser’s dime.
    It didn’t look good fuckin off stateside .

  2. As many have pointed out he may be a cunt ( he is in politics) after all but he’s not so much a cunt as all the rest

  3. It’s all academic anyway. The country will become a 3rd world caliphate once Sir Kweer and his 🍾 socialist shitkickers get their sticky mitts on the levers of power.

    If you work hard, earn good money and/or run a business, Sir Kweer’s monkeys will pick your pockets. Guaranteed.

  4. So the choices are, in the blue corner a stunt man in a western waiting for alec Baldwin to pull the trigger.

    In the red corner a badly knitted sock puppet, who is supposed to win 500 seats.
    But can’t eject a thick fat racist from the party, without being undermined by his pàķi cock noshing deputy..

    I won’t bother with the lib dums, as I don’t know who is their leader this week..

    Military junta gets my vote..” and yes I know what I just said”

  5. I like him. 👍

    The Brexit deal was a fucking abortion.

    But without Nigel we’d still be in Europe up to our spuds, more work is needed.

    Other politicians fucking hate him, which pleases me greatly. His performances in the EU parliament were absolutely marvelous and immensely enjoyable.

    Mrs. Sunak is going to have the fuck of her life, poor old Rishi won’t be able to shoot his fat for thinking about old Nigel.

    He’ll be pumping all night 💪💪💪

    I do hope Nigel becomes an MP.

    He’ll have the HOC in fucking uproar 😆

    Go Farage 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

    Good evening.

    • Alright Jack?

      Who’d be a bloody pensioner today!

      Has JP given you the lowdown on meal deals and discounts and maximizing the power of the grey pound?

      Top tip….a free feed can sometimes be found by going to the wakes of randoms or people you barely knew.

      • You still on solids Jack?
        Most establishments and hostelries nowadays will mash your food for you on request.

        Or get the dog to do it!
        😄

        Top tips
        Always here to help 👍

      • Also, in Winter, save on electricity.
        Turn off your fridge and freezer at 9:30am. Catch a bus, using your free pass, to travel between shopping malls, like Crystal Peaks or Meadowhall.

        Take advantage of pensioner soup and a sandwich deals, available between 11am and 11:30am. Take the sandwich home for tea. Have a plastic bag to put left over food in, doesn’t necessarily need to be your left over food.

        Set your thermostat to come on at 6pm until 9pm.

        Return home at 6:30pm. Turn fridge/ freezer back on.

        Go to bed at 9:30pm.

        Wear thermals, especially in bed.

        Look after yourself, because no other fucking cunt will.

      • In these uncertain times, it’s nice to know that the Good Gentlemen of ISAC are always on hand with helpful tips and tricks to make life easier.

        From free food to public transport tips ( travelling with the General Public, for someone who generally despises the Human Race, fills me with mortal dread ) to assistance with masticating the Daily Crust. It’s all here, in The Hurt Locker of ISAC.

        Every day is a trial.

        Today, me, The Hound and Ethel were enduring the hell that is Clapham, in Yorkshire.

        A nice walk, lovely sandwiches, tea and cake.

        It’s a fucking jungle out there.

        LOL.

        Good evening chaps.

      • 👍👍

        Evening Jack.

        If one your travels you get the chance to visit Birchover in Derbyshire it’s worth a look.

        There’s a pub called the Druid inn,
        And behind it is Rowton Rocks where I’ve camped a few times.
        It’s a old lead works hull of caverns and chambers and covered in Victorian graffiti.

        Further up the hill is Stanton moor.
        It has a neolithic stone circle called the 9 ladies.
        Near it is a old oak tree festooned with ribbons , corn dollies, and pagan offerings .

        I once woke up under it hungover with a sheep licking my face.

      • Sheep love, always the best.

        Don’t forget your wellies!

        Another JP tip,

      • I’ll store that in me memory bank for future reference.

        The problem with the UK is that there are just so many places of interest.

        You could live to be two hundred and only scratch the surface.

        Did the sheep live ?

      • That sheep told the rest of the flock.
        I don’t approve of kiss and tell.

        Now I’ve got the reputation of a slut among the sheep community.

      • It went away with a sheep smile on its face.

        Although I heard it’s lambs were curious looking.

  7. As nice as it was to show solidarity with Trump, I did at the time feel like it was a very much like when Obama came over during the Brexit campaign ….. although Farage didn’t threaten the American people with diplomatic and economic exile if they didn’t comply (not that he had the power to make such a threat but that’s by-the-by).

    In theory, if the British voting public had two brain cells to rub together they would have ignored the FPTP system all these years and instead voted with their conscience rather than falling for the scare mongering from both main establishment parties.

    After the most recent betrayal, the entire electorate should use their vote for a third party….. assuming that there are any 3rd parties left which haven’t been compromised, but people are so fucking sick of politics now that many people have given up on voting altogether, so I’m not surprise Farage has given up too.

  8. Only political speaker I’ve gone to see speak was Tommy Robinson
    ( Otherwise known as Steven yaxley Lennon)

    I thought he was marvellous and if he was standing as a candidate I’d happily give him my vote.

    Farage and Tice stay well away from Tommy.
    He’s not in the club.

    And the only person I’ve ever seen in the media stick up for Tommy is Michelle Dewbury.
    Who I admire greatly.

    Oh Tommy Tommy!
    Tommy Tommy Tommy Robinson

    • Tommy Robinson woukd be too single issue for my old grandad. He hated anyone who wasn’t white and English.
      John Tyndall was more his style.

    • Luarence fox has also been seen in the media with Tommy and some other celebrities have too.

  9. The way the campaign is going I think it’s entirely possible we’ll see a hung parliament with the Limp Dumbs or Reform as power brokers.

    • One can only hope, OC.

      It would sharpen their minds, and by God, not before time.

      Years spent coasting along, putting no real effort in because people vote for a party, not a person.

      I used to mindlessly vote for Labour, except recently. After all, they’ve got nowhere, and done fuck all to change that. Sitting there hoping for an unretrievable catastrophe, so they can smug up and say
      “this wouldn’t happen under Labour”

      No, the thinking head is on.

      • We recently had local elections, for a mayor, and local councillors.

        The incumbent mayor won a second term.
        He’s now been awarded a pay increase of well over £170k, on the grounds that he now has an oversight of the police.

        Shit on me, why don’t you? While I have to travel on roads with sinkholes, never mind potholes.

      • You would need a brain surgeon to find Starmer’s mind, a prossie deputy, a bunch of poofters in his shadow cabinet, a dim darkie as would-be foreign secretary, and Mandy and Blair pulling the strings. What could possibly go wrong?……. MR. GRIMSDALE!!!!!!!!!

    • OC,

      Parliament should indeed be hung…from the highest yardarm(s).

      My view from the States is that the Reform Party as power brokers is not a bad thing.

      • I look at Labour MJB and think they’re doing their very fucking best to throw away what should be an unassailable advantage

  10. Somebody on here once said, “He’s a cunt, but he’s my kind of cunt.”

    ✔

    • He has been a thorn in the side of the Establishment for decades. I wonder how long before he get the Tommy Robinson treatment?

      “Nigel Farage also known as..er….Nigel Farage”.

  11. Given the apoplectic reaction to the announcement yesterday by the BBC, MSM and Red, Blue wings of the uni-party this morning, Nigel has clearly rattled them big time, so not a cunt.

  14. Well this cunting aged quickly. Deffo not a cunt, just what the country needs and Reform have got my vote, they’ll be a credible conservative opposition!

  15. If the cunt gets elected and brings sensible power generation using British oil, gas and coal aka cheap leccie, lowers taxes, stops the fackin boat loads of immigrants and returns the cunts from whence they came, puts prisoners to work on litter picking, road repairs etc and puts an end to the endless fackin wokery then hey we’ll all be proud to be British again.

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