GRETA’S KEFFIYEH

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Calling all students, progressive thinkers and pogrom amnesiacs….

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The Ukranian flag getting frayed at the edges?
Is Climate Catastrophe feeling passé?

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Lovingly hand woven from genuine goat anal hair by Chinese Uyghur slaves, the Greta Keffiyeh is today’s statement garment demonstrating the wearer’s solidarity with the Palestinian cause. So whether you’re planning a Uni Sit-In, a one hour hunger strike, a slogan-chanting day out in London or you’re just a Guardian-reading prick, the Greta Keffiyeh is de rigueur for you. Social Media upticks and smug self-satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

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* As endorsed by style icon Professor Greta Turdberk, Climate Collapse expert and world authority on the geopolitical ramifications of the Israel/Palestine conflict.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

62 thoughts on “GRETA’S KEFFIYEH”

  1. All bow down and worship Greta the all knowing know nothing little cunt. If you support Hamas and it’s enablers fuck off to Gaza with the rest of the cunts.

    Fuck Hamas, fuck Palestine and fuck the muzzies.

  2. No doubt Sir Kweer will invite her to Parliament to regale the new intake as to the importance of licking rag head arse. No offence.

    • Cold comfort there I fear. I doubt she’s reached puberty yet, judging from the nom photo.

      • If I let her believe I’m in agreement with everything she says, she’ll be putty in my hands.

      • I’ve had a word with her about all this traveling she does. I explained that my carbon emissions are zero, due to never having flown or driven a car and my bicycle wheels have made more tread than me. She’s realised her stupidity and decided to pack it in immediately.

    • Fair do’s, mate.

      But would you want that demented face and those crazed eyes looking up at you when you shot your load into her mouth after she’d told you not to?

      • That’s simply remedied. Just perform soixante-neuf, then finish off by taking her fro behind.

      • Be careful, she talks out her arse. No doubt screams ‘how dare you!’ when you ram it up her poop-chute.

      • Wouldn’t go anywhere near the chocolate area. Just smack her arse and just enjoy the screams instead.

  4. Nothing says solidarity with the oppressed people of the Palestinian territories like a trust funder Tarquin manbaby in a tea towel.

    This isn’t cultural appropriation by the way but don’t you dare fucking wear a sombrero to a fancy party, bigot!

  5. Cultural appropriation surely..

    How would she like it, if I went round drooling uncontrollably looking all bug-eyed. Shouting out bollocks about climate boiling.. Shame shame..

  6. It’s time young Greta put all this Green bollocks behind her and got herself a really good shafting.

    She will soon have a chance thanks to Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd., as she has been offered a plum role in our Summer 2024 extravaganza “Back Door Sluts 3” – she will be appearing as a nymphomaniac bisexual, and in addition to getting a fucking from “Big” Dave Lammy (no condoms so no plastic waste) she will also be fisted and enjoy the massive strap-on of Jess Phillips. Who could ask for anything more?

    • my mate gav has always said she will lose interest in that climate bollocks when she discovers the cock

      • When I got married my wife could discover my cock as much as she wanted, but soon lost interest, so it doesn’t always work out Wattana

      • I suggest a spit roasting tween two Palestinian goat shaggers then finished off with a visit from Hillary Clinton

  7. If she could just cease spouting off, there’d be less carbon in the air, job done.

    • Speaking of spouting off, I bet she’s a mighty squirter!
      God’s compensation for making her a mong. 😃

  8. As stated in the article in the link; it’s high time the world stopped putting her on a pedestal. Indeed. How is it that the MSM hang on the rantings of people who quite literally have diagnosed mental health problems?

    • Autism is a neurological condition, not a mental health problem. Unless you’re referring to something else she has.

  9. The cabbage patch doll cant resist a bandwagon, she is going to make some daft soyboy a fucking terrible wife, veggie food, hairy legs and armpits, constantly berating him for leaving the lights on, never at home cos she’s always somewhere whining I just hope for his sake she she shags like an epileptic sniffing an aerosol.

  10. Well I’m all for her walking the Inshallah path of Social Justice; let’s encourage her along it in fact.

    Pretty soon she’ll be clothed head to toe in the blackest of burkhas, showering in Halal standard sulphuric acid, and having herself buried up to the neck in sand and stoned to death and urinated on by the beneficiaries of her new campaign for the world’s oppressed.

    Come on Greta, you’re a no half-measures girl, you get yourself fully Islam’d up sister!

  11. Due to her strong convictions on this issue I have no doubt at all that she’ll be at the front of the queue in Gaza to help rebuild the festering shithole so that the Palestinians can start another war with Israel at their convenience.

    All the other clueless virtue signalling middle class cunts who march every weekend to support Islamic terrorism together with the assorted stinking ragheads of Londonistan will of course be right behind her.

    Right On! And kiss the carpet..

    Oven.

    • Fucking right, UT.
      Any woman who stands with mụzfilth deserves to get raped by them because, by helping, they’re ensuring innocent women get raped and murdered.
      The quisling bitches.

  12. Splendid nomination geordie..
    You could be a comedy writer for the BBC.

    All you need to do now, is invent a time machine and travel back 40 years to when the BBC had a sense of humour..

    • Thank you for the compliment Barry.

      I think there’s a nomination pending about the dismal state of modern ‘comedy’. Fully justified too.

  13. A righteous and incisive cunting, Geordie.

    Just as culturally relevant as some other cunter correctly labelling the keffiyeh as the Yasser Arafat commemorative tea towel.

    These thick cunts have no idea what they are protesting about as most have never been within five hundred miles of the Holy land.

    If you really want to piss them off, ask them what the Al-Aqsa mosque is built on top of..

  14. I was sitting quietly in the Buddhist vegan cafe having a yak milk latte and reading the Guardian when I saw this nomination from the Tyneside terrorist Geordie Cunt!

    Accussing Greta of being a bandwagon jumper!

    Outrageous!!!
    She’s a modern day saint
    A new Joan of Arc.

    And as anyone knows if in doubt -ask a MitMot kid.

    This is slander of a poor eyebrow licker who just wants to save the planet whilst becoming a multimillionaire.

    • ‘A new Joan of Arc’.
      I suppose it’s too much to hope she goes the same way.

      • Think of those carbon emissions from the bonfire. Can’t we just tie her to a giant wind turbine?

  15. Let’s hope the chinks don’t Invade Taiwan any time soon, the living chucky doll will have to buy a whole new outfit..

    And spend a whole 20 minutes googling research on her position on the conflict..

  17. OT. ANC get fuck all in South African election.

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

  18. Them Arab neck rags are dead fashionable at the moment.

    Handy I suppose?
    Sweaty arse in the desert?
    Sorted.

    I can’t wear one.
    With the beard everyone would think I’m Osama bindiver.

    Besides who wants to look like a smelly Palestinian fuck?

    • Ps
      Palestinian undertakers must be fuckin raking it in?!!

      Jammy cunts.

      • Plus plenty of bomb craters to toss the bodies in, saves on grave diggers .

    • I couldn’t wear one when working anyway, health and safety innit. Look, I’m all for a free Palestine and the annihilation of those pesky Jews but not at my own personal risk.

  19. This arrogant Down Syndrome looking child can fuck off to Gaza and help those monsters hold down Israeli hostages while they are raped.
    I doubt this little cunt will ever come even close to reality in her thinking.
    May the keffiyeh fall out of vogue just like the Che Guevara T shirt one day.

  20. When this airhead first appeared on the scene, My prediction was that she’d go on to have a very successful and lucrative career as a professional agitator.

    Not that it took much foresight on my part…

    Great shout Geordie.

    Afternoon all.

  21. Well played Geordie!
    This should be on the front page of The Guardian. They’d have a spaz attack reading that about Saint Mongo.

  22. I’d love to see her join forces with Just Stop Oil and wear that Keffiyeh on a tour of Saudi Arabia and the Emirates.

    At any rate she is a young woman of distinction.

    The distinction of being the poster child for both unrestricted abortion and targeted euthanasia.

    • Crybaby Thespian Robert de Niro outside the courthouse for Trumps hearing.

      Much to my amusement deNiro got heckled!

      Someone shouted
      ” You piece of shit!”

      Another
      ” Shut your mouth you piece of shit”

      Cheered me right up.
      That spoilt weeping plastic mafioso.
      He wasn’t impressed.

      Badda boom badda bing
      Yo!
      You cocksucker
      You fuckin rat
      Fergeddaboutit.

      • One of my mates ( now sadly dead) was a massive DeNiro fan.

        This was in the about 89/90,
        He asked me if I knew who Robert deNiro was.
        He said ” he’s the Greatest actor of his generation”.

        And we watched Midnight Run.
        A great film.
        But I thought Charles Grodin stole the film.

        Next we watched Taxi Driver.
        Good film.

        Then The Deer Hunter.
        Which my mate reckoned was the greatest film ever made.
        I wasn’t convinced.

        deNiro made some good films.
        But at the end of the day he’s not important.
        Just a actor.

        He thinks his political opinions are more important than anyone elses.

        He can fuck off.
        I’m glad my mate never got to see the cunt flog Warburton loaves it’d of broke his fuckin heart.

      • Was he one of these crying celebs that threatened to leave the U.S if Trump won in 2016? I bet he fucking was. Canada had to set up a crisis centre on the border for displaced Hollywood thesps.

      • He was.

        Such a phoney.
        Such a spoilt Hollywood hills socialist.
        A Beverley Hills Bolshevik.

        Multimillionaire Marxist.

        He’s a embarrassment.

      • I quite liked Cape Fear too.

        The old throbber is about 40 years past his best and should fuck off and enjoy his money.

  25. Why is it social warriors like Greta don’t realise that the muzzers will only rape her rather than thank her for her support?

    When these goat fucking inbred fascists get any semblance of power it’s game over for every leftie, woman, homo, and trans person. I’ll be laughing my bollocks off.

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