Gary Lineker, Male Model (30)

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Hands up if you hate Gary Lineker, the smug, overpaid gobshite who, like death and taxes, seems to be a permanent and unwelcome feature of life. Mmm… that’s everyone then.

Like others of his ilk (ref. for example Ant and Dec, Carol Vorderman, Katie Price), Linekunt has found the way to make an atom-sized amount of talent go an extremely long way.

He’s now ventured into the field of modelling, and is fronting up the ‘Gary Lineker Men’s Clothing’ range for Next UK, no doubt for a very fat fee.

Hasn’t this money-grubbing twat got enough in the bank already? What a loathsome cunt he is. And Next UK is almost as bad, for having the very poor taste to thrust his ugly mug and slimy personna into the public eye again.

Fuck off Linekunt, and take your clothing collection with you. You’ve got all the appeal of a septic toe.

next.co.uk

Nominated by Ron Knee.

86 thoughts on “Gary Lineker, Male Model (30)”

    • O/T, this just hit my inbox..

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      • Nothing to dislike in that text Arch,

        I’m not sure to the phrase re ‘praying to whatever Dog…. ‘

        That would encourage the mud slimes to carry on with the Friday disruptions…. however I guess it they’ve already failed on the other points, then in theory they’d not be here to practice it anyhow, and be in their own flyblown shitholes…

  4. Sure they’ll fly off the shelves?

    Who doesn’t want to look like a middle aged , virtue signalling , goal hanging cunt?

    Anyone wearing this shite in the pub would be ribbed mercilessly.

    Fuck off Gary.
    Your rich enough

  5. Lets hope none of you favourite pet victims, the most vulnerable people in the world who have no voice, are not making any of this beige overpriced shite in a third world toilet.

    Anyway, I thought Gary was black? Not durag in sight!

  6. Cunt should be in Ollie Alexander’s next video judging by the header pic both a pair of limp wristwatch cunts

  7. Cunt should be in Ollie Alexander’s next video judging by the header pic both a pair of limp wristed cunts

    • Have the BBC reeled that professional gaylord back in?

      Send him round to see Hugh.

  8. What, no keffiyeh or undercrackers adorned with the Pally flag?

    Call yourself an SJW?

    Fuck off.

  9. Well, that’s this evening’s wank sorted.
    He’s beautiful.
    🏳️‍🌈

  10. The only time I want to hear, Gary Lineker and the word next is when he is in line for the gallows..

  11. When this flops will it be the fault of the Far Right, Israel, or Brexit?

  13. If Heer Leikner is a male model, how come if he brings a jumper over his head that can get past his ears, falls on the floor.

  15. If Gary stuck to football I’d possibly even like him, even flogging crisps wouldn’t have bothered me.

    The ultra woke virtue signalling makes me dislike him.

    Remember when Gary thought he experienced racism due to having a suntan?

    What a plonker!

    • I did like him! Ok he was always seen as a goody goody and wasn’t the most talented or got stuck in (never booked I think) but it was just about the football and that was fine with me. Social Media and working for the BBC whilst moonlighting as a political mouthpiece changed all that. Still, its because of him I found IsAC so not all bad.

      • Yes just about Miserable, always looked like he had just got back from a fortnight in Tenerife whatever time of the year.

      • I think the tipping point for Gary was when he acquired a taste for James O’Brien’s cock.

    • He did get exposed as a plank back in the early noughties when was caught talking non(ce)- sense.

      Stay away from the guy with the funny eye/
      Stay away from the funny-eyed guy

    • Vaughan who?

      Oh right, the First Nobody in the Pontypandy Parliament.

      Earth shattering news. Hold the front page.

      • There’s a nom just been drafted by OpinionatedCunt re this nodule of excrement. My leeks are already trembling at the voracious future eruditious cuntings of this pure Welsh firebrand.
        🥒

      • @GT
        Norman Vaughan…

        Swinging! 👍
        Dodgy! 👎

        Remember him now?

      • Turned 65 in February, GT.
        Compared to some on here I’m a Spring chicken!

      • I saw a clip on the telly where one of the noddy MPs asked why he had accepted a donation from a criminal. I admit my immediate thought was; because he’s black.

        Also showed the big fairy weeping, what in my circle we now call, “Throwing a Paula” and went on to say the confidence motion was a gimmick. Irony or what?

      • Pontypandy?

        Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

        A long time.

  17. I don’t, in general, loath public figures.

    Katie Price used to amuse me, what a fucking slapper! But, she knows she is, and is unapologetic about it.
    Though lately, she’s started to bore me.

    I make an exception for Gary Lineker.
    Whenever I see his face, I want to slap it, preferably while holding a half brick.
    His “touch of the tarbrush” claim was so cringeworthy, I felt embarrassed for him.

    He’s an utter wanker, cunt and lying little shit.

    I hope he chokes on a crisp.

    • Oh, I hate a good few of them. For their arrogant smuness and the shit they afflict on people.

      Ed Sheercunt, Lily Mong, Sam Smith, David Tennant, Steve Coogan and, of course, Gary Lineker.

      I wouldn’t say that I hated Taylpr Swift, but I do hate the ubiquity, the hype and the arselicking.

    • Poor Katie Price. She hasn’ really been right since dating Dane Bowers, when apparently she and Dane got into a drunken fight in a kebab shop and the patrons started shouting ‘who let the dogs out’.

      So I read somewhere.

  18. The shamelss poofery and ‘open’ blubbing when Uncle Tom Ian Wright left Match of the Day. Hard to imagine Derek Dougan or Paddy Crerand doing that.

    And Lineker modelling? The stupid old sod is nearly 65 years old.
    What a load of bollocks.

  19. Being wholly disinterested in football,
    And the BBC,
    I only get exposed to this smug, illegal loving, dark-key terrorist apologist when he pops up here.
    Jeremy Vine too.
    Same rules apply.
    Are they by chance related?
    Fuck them.

    • Probably, MJB.

      Or at least within the 6 degrees of seperation, like Kevin Bacon.

      Easy with the crisp eating twat. Bacon flavour crisps. There you go!

      JV, is tough. I’ll try, but any help would be useful.

  20. The Gary Lineker collection?

    So overpriced, bland and all buttons and zips are positioned to the far left..

    Probably made in a pàķi sweatshop in Leicester..

  21. I always get Gary Lineker and Will Smith confused.

    Both big eared sooties.

    Then I remember
    Smith is the arse bandit.

    Lineker the one who cheats on his wife and kids.

    • Evening BZ…how much ginger hair do you reckon surrounds Angela Rayner’s ringpiece?

      • Evening thomas, I imagine it looks like Mick Hucknall trying to climb out of a manhole..

      • A marvellous mental image!
        🎵 Angie’s too tight to mention🎶
        Just my little joke, of course.
        Angie’s about as tight as Katie Price who, worthless slut though she is, at least doesn’t suck pakı* cock, unlike Ange.

        * although Peter Andre looks like he has a slight touch of the tar brush

      • Gas them both.

        Safety first,loose morals amongst the ladies leads to an untidy mess.

        Although forcing them into a lesbianism fisting session might bolster the election campaign.

        Then definitely gas them.

      • Like a heaving, steaming ginger Sarlacc Pit.

        I bet it kicks up a bit.

      • Peter Andre always used to remind me of the Predator aftrr it jumps into the water.

        As Danny Dyer said, ‘Right ugly fucker, brick shit’ouse!’

  23. What about Gary Linker underpants, with his face on the arse part. Someone should design those, will be a bestseller.

  24. The lefty wanker that he is, the clothes will be made of bamboo from Papua New Guinea, beads and accessories from Chile and shoes from fucking Botswana. Loathsome smug prick.

  25. Gary Linecunt?
    A new gay icon, hopefully.
    The jug eared cunt of a man.
    A wanker.
    A Parking Stanley?
    Fuck Off.
    Ya cunt.

  26. The name of the brand;
    Gary Lineker’s Clothes Your Mum Buys For You.

  27. Gary Linecunt?
    A new gay icon, hopefully.
    The jug eared cunt of a man.
    A wanker.
    A Leicester Parking Stanley?
    Fuck Off.
    Ya cunt.

  28. Next.

    Fuck me. I thought they disappeared from the ‘high street’ years ago. Everyday a school day on ISAC.

    Anyhow, let’s hope with the hiring of the very black, jug eared, autocue reading crisp salesman that their merchandising profits slump in the same manners as Ben and Jerrys and Gillette…….

    • I definatly see a Bud Light reaction coming on.

      And fuck me, Next? A high priced, High Street chain store trying to give off a high priced exclusive vibe?

      You are fooling no one, and now you have a universally loathed, greasy fingered twat promoting your wares?

  29. no ear muffs in his sartorial collection, probably cost to much in labour and material to produce, blokes a cunt.

  30. The bow tie one is how he dresses on cuckold night where the gimp watches his wife take “de big bamboo” as he takes the knee naked waiting to sup the man batter from his wife’s clopper after Winston does his bag.

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