Since divorcing Prince Andrew, the Duchess of York has tried various different roles to try and stay in the public eye. Author, TV personality, businesswoman and boring us with her cancer diagnosis, Christ old news Fergie, get in fucking line. Now she has found a new role, speaking up for younger people as an ‘ambassador’ for Generation Z.

Yep those whiny refugee loving climate change crying snowflake pussies who think they are non-binary, whist wrapped in a Palestinian tea towel and calling for intifada need a voice.

Fergie blathers, “I am the generational bridge between Gen Z and the outside world (when they take their head out of their phones you mean?) I’m saying , “No, Gen Z, I’m sorry for hurting your planet and I’m listening”. The ginger Yoda goes to say that she can relate to the pressure they face because she has always been judged. “Gen Z are very strong people. No one should be judged on anything, not race, creed, colour, or any other denomination – and I’m a great supporter of LGBTQ . Everyone just needs to be themselves, why is that not good enough”.

Has Fergie actually met one of these fuckwits? Their whole world view is filtered through the identity of race, colour, gender, religion etc. You will certainly be judged if you are a young straight white male who doesn’t subscribe to the woke cult. But maybe they aren’t the type of Gen Z who need a voice. Its not like young white boys are failing at school or young white men more likely to have mental illness, commit suicide, be homeless or end up in prison. Or maybe young Jews bullied off university campuses and girls competing in sports against biological males.

How about you stick to the role of irrelevant sponging minor ex-royal and writing more Budgie the Little Helicopter books for Sparkletits to read to Hewitt Jr you fat old tart.

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