Chav anthems

Horrible songs that are adopted by the unwashed and rough arsed and classless britscum.

These cunts adopt a (usually shit) song and they play it to death, or sing it loudly like out of tune football hooligans when pissed. Many examples, but here are some of the worst.

Tina Turner – The Best (although most mongs wrongly call it Simply The Best)

Chumbawumba – Tub Thumping

Los Del Rio – Macarena

Adele – any of her tuneless shit

The Killers – Human

Black Eyed Peas – Shut Up

Ed Sheercunt – see Adele

Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger

Lewis Capaldi – see Sheercunt and Adele

And two newer ones that have become anthems for chav riff raff.

Noah Kahan – Stick Season
Shaboozey – A Bar Song (Tipsy)

These two dirges will be blaring out of numerous shitholes and dives for months.

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Nominated by Norman.

90 thoughts on “Chav anthems

  1. Never saw the appeal of Kate Moss, ever.

    No tits, looks like a Star Wars creature, always looked coked up and raddled, nd only the most classless drugged up cunt would hook up with it (Bobby Gillespie, Johnny Depp)

    • Wouldn’t say no myself, couple of lines of sherbet and she’d be an animal between the sheets I reckon..

      Of course I don’t condone drug use at all

  2. Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger

    Oasis – Wonderwall

    R.E.M – Shiny Happy People

    Wet Wet Cunt – Love Is All Around

    Fat Reg – Cande In The Wind (especially the Princess Di version)

    Whigfield – Saturday Night (I’d have given her one though)

    Ace of Base – All That She Wants (IS A Load Of Bollocks)

  3. OT. Cuntsonbury is as rank as ever.

    Even bands have been all but abolished. Just autotuned manufactured cunts with about 100 ‘dancers’ all over the stage.

    I wouldn’t mind tonking that Dua Lipa, mind…

    • Theres a few bands but the msin acts are likes of Sza and single performers. Glasto shouldve evolved and gone down the electronic trippy route. It wouldve been more in keeping with the original hippy vibe. It just turned into a weekend on a farm surrounded by posh cunts listening to music your mum and her mates like. About as Rock’n’Roll as Robbie Williams at Knebworth.

  4. A new song pissed up tarts wail is ‘Flowers’ by Miley Cyrus.
    You know, when they get drunk, and all their hatred for men spills out.

    • I’ve heard this on the radio but as with most modern shit failed to note the name the artist or title. It’s just more dreary sonic backdrop to paying for petrol or drinking in a city centre bar or chain restaurant.

      Let the bitter tarts wail. I won’t be listening.

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