Horrible songs that are adopted by the unwashed and rough arsed and classless britscum.
These cunts adopt a (usually shit) song and they play it to death, or sing it loudly like out of tune football hooligans when pissed. Many examples, but here are some of the worst.
Tina Turner – The Best (although most mongs wrongly call it Simply The Best)
Chumbawumba – Tub Thumping
Los Del Rio – Macarena
Adele – any of her tuneless shit
The Killers – Human
Black Eyed Peas – Shut Up
Ed Sheercunt – see Adele
Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
Lewis Capaldi – see Sheercunt and Adele
And two newer ones that have become anthems for chav riff raff.
Noah Kahan – Stick Season
Shaboozey – A Bar Song (Tipsy)
These two dirges will be blaring out of numerous shitholes and dives for months.
Nominated by Norman.
Never saw the appeal of Kate Moss, ever.
No tits, looks like a Star Wars creature, always looked coked up and raddled, nd only the most classless drugged up cunt would hook up with it (Bobby Gillespie, Johnny Depp)
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Wouldn’t say no myself, couple of lines of sherbet and she’d be an animal between the sheets I reckon..
Of course I don’t condone drug use at all
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Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
Oasis – Wonderwall
R.E.M – Shiny Happy People
Wet Wet Cunt – Love Is All Around
Fat Reg – Cande In The Wind (especially the Princess Di version)
Whigfield – Saturday Night (I’d have given her one though)
Ace of Base – All That She Wants (IS A Load Of Bollocks)
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OT. Cuntsonbury is as rank as ever.
Even bands have been all but abolished. Just autotuned manufactured cunts with about 100 ‘dancers’ all over the stage.
I wouldn’t mind tonking that Dua Lipa, mind…
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I watched the Dua Lipa coverage last night when the other half went to bed with the sound off….
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Theres a few bands but the msin acts are likes of Sza and single performers. Glasto shouldve evolved and gone down the electronic trippy route. It wouldve been more in keeping with the original hippy vibe. It just turned into a weekend on a farm surrounded by posh cunts listening to music your mum and her mates like. About as Rock’n’Roll as Robbie Williams at Knebworth.
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We Are the Champions – Queen
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Are these truly chav anthems or songs getting too much radio play?
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Here is a real chav anthem from the early noughties.
https://youtu.be/0HtyF0jux2Q?si=20OWsj-0GH1MHfJB
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I’d forgotten that even existed.
Or maybe I’d blotted it out.
I do remember this though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
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Every music video at one point around 2001 seemed to rip off The Matrix, Bourne Identity, Minority Report, etc.
Or was that just me?
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it’s Euro danz-ing Ja!
I liked some dance music growing up. Apart from rock and metal, there’s not many other genres you can fill the floor with at 1 am.
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A new song pissed up tarts wail is ‘Flowers’ by Miley Cyrus.
You know, when they get drunk, and all their hatred for men spills out.
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I’ve heard this on the radio but as with most modern shit failed to note the name the artist or title. It’s just more dreary sonic backdrop to paying for petrol or drinking in a city centre bar or chain restaurant.
Let the bitter tarts wail. I won’t be listening.
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