AI Generated Super Panavision 1950s Trailers

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A cunting for those odd-looking ‘AI generated’ Super panavision 1950s trailers on Youtube.

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Not only do they look more like the films of the sixties, but they are composited of wildly anachronistic images that don’t fit with each other. Chesley Bonestell matte paintings with Toho studios rubber suited versions of Alien.
The other example was for the fifties version of Top Gun. The planes are WW2 era fighters but taking off from 60s era nuclear carriers..
Sloppy work.

There’s also use of visual effects that look like modern CGi rather than the rotoscoping you’d see in fifties Sci fi productions or modelwork/puppetry, and the lack of dynamism makes them look more like those old holograms of film scenes, flickering between two poses than multiple frames of footage.

Then there’s the sub par music and narration. Just doesn’t ring true for a film that wouldve been shot in Super Panavision (such as the Sound of Music or Ben Hur).

There are a couple of videos on how these abominations are created and it’s all algorithms and using pre-existing imagery tweaked in photoshop. There’s surprisingly little thought given to making them look as if they would if real fifties films.

Barry Norman would’ve thought they were complete wank.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

68 thoughts on “AI Generated Super Panavision 1950s Trailers”

  2. Its falseness and they can shove it. Oh and Barry Norman used to wank off to “Singing in the Rain”.

    • Okay, Sammy, but was that to Debbie Reynolds or Donald O’Connor?

      • Gene Kelly I would think, TT. Norman would also give away the endings to films. Saw him in a train heading into Kings Cross and very nearly gave him a piece of my mind. Fortunately his life was taken away from him shortly after that, to save me the trouble.

      • Sammy , they’ve just released a film about the life of singer Amy Winegum.

        I took great pleasure telling everyone that she dies in the end.

      • I remember it well Sammy.

        Back in 1999, Norman saw a pirated tape of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, and told me that Darth Maul gets sliced in half by Obi wan Kenobi, and then he added ‘… and why not?’

        On second thoughts that could’ve been a mate of mine.

  3. Do they also do remakes of 1960’s pornos, where the female stars have proper hairy fannies?

    Asking for a friend.

      • I’m more interested to see if they can replicate something that looks like roadkill in AI to be honest Sammy.

  5. Fuck knows what is going on with all this. I think I had better leave it alone and stick to Betamax. I have just about mastered the letterbox version.

    • I’ve no idea what this is about but I’m a leading expert in the field.

      Possibly?

      Leave films from the 60s alone.
      Stop fiddling and tinkering with things.

      Some things are perfect.
      You can’t enhance on something perfect.

      Plastic surgeon said that about me.

      • I do admire the AI street views from other countries, Mis.

        Did the plastic surgeons think you resembled Rudolph Valentino ?

      • I’ve never used AI Sammy.
        Wouldn’t know how!

        And the only way I want to see other countries is from the bomb hatch of a Lancaster Bomber.

        Rudolph Valentino?
        Close!
        Think it was Shirley Valentine?

      • Afternoon, MNC. Sixties films are marvellous. I just found a copy of ‘Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush’ that I had forgotten I had. Fucking brilliant film! Impossible to improve.

      • I’m referring to film documentaries from foreign lands as the earliest possible moment and have been made in AI with realistic street sounds. Piccadilly Circus during the 1930s and Japanese in traditional dress before the yanks blew the life out of it.

      • Oh right.
        Dunno Sammy.
        Not seen it.

        Do you like Cannonball Run2?

      • YouTube AI in colour, showing street scenes from the earliest possible times from all over the world, with near realistic sounds of the day, all in traditional dress and not a single black face to be seen. Possibly busy with all these inventions they’re supposed to have developed. But still they hadn’t come out of the jungle. That’s a miracle in itself. Watch out for those early bicycles and the ringing of their bells.

  6. There is an advert on the telly from some cosmetics company about AI.

    Apparently all fit, pretty girls are computer generated.

    They promise never to use AI in their adverts and for some fuck knows reason their idea of the most beautiful woman is a fat, ugly spaccer.

    Fuck off!
    There are plenty of well fit women around.
    This cunt of a company are either too mean to pay for them or they are trying to get us to accept that ugly is the new pretty.

    Don’t get me started on the skin cream advert for trannies with ‘transitioning skin’.

    Cunts.

  7. ❁ ಥ_ಥ TᕼᙓY ᙅᗩᙏᙓ ᖴᖇOᙏ OᙀTᙓᖇ Sᑭᗩᙅᙓ ಥ_ಥ ❁ *
    🛸 🛸 🛸
    Then they buggered off.
    Cunts.

    * (See future cunting).

  8. I’m afraid that this is going completely over my head here, CP.

    Have people been making “new, improved” trailers for old films?

    Or are we cunting the original trailers for being crap?

    Sorry if I’m being thick.

    • It’s using crappy software to try and make trailers for more modern films that look as if they were made in the fifties.

  9. I don’t like all this AI jiggery pokery.

    Fiddling about with films and photos.

    If amateur footage of Angie Rayner’s fanny came to light. I wouldn’t want it enhancing.

    I’d want the unadulterated, medieval butchers slab, tattered fresh fest. 😜

    And I’d pay good cash money 💰 💰 💰

    Oh yes 😃

  10. Super panavision?

    Is that another member of the alphabet gang.. only attracted to glasses wearers..

  11. Wasn’t all this AI bollocks what Hollywood actors were crying about the other year? Being replaced by computer generated technology?

    Well fucking good! Nothing much is worth watching nowadays and there are decades worth of TV and films to enjoy with proper acting and storytelling.

      • I hope AI puts those Hollyweird luvvies on the dole.

        Be brilliant.

        Tiny Tom cruise , and fellow heterosexual Will Smith having to flip burgers or valet park cars😁

      • If its any consolation MNC, most luvvies are. 80% of thespians are out of work st any one time.

  12. I’ve ended up with the wrong usage of AI, where I was referring to the good its done for improving quality of old films, not in the cartoonish way this post was meant for.

  13. Imagine if you asked AI to write a script for a remake of say Zulu.

    “The far-Right, thousands of ’em”.

  14. There was allegedly film today from the G? meeting today that showed Ji Jing Joe trying to buy a Slurpee* from Fishy Rishy.

    The Beeb dismissed it as an AI generated fake.

    *Do you foreigners know about 7-Eleven, Slurpees and Joe’s comments about not being able to go into one without an Indian accent.

    And don’t start with me! The dumb old cunt doesn’t know a Desi from a Paki from a Sikh from an Afghan…from a cigar store Indian.

    • This AI stuff is overrated.
      Same with CGI.

      Rubbish.

      Films don’t need this bells and whistles bollocks!

      Good script
      Good story
      Good actor=sorted.

      • So like, Dude, man, I so totally get where Pauly is coming from. It’s like cosmic truth.

        It’s like a Karmic revelation from some transcendental higher power who’s like stoned on the divine coolness of the Universe.

        Totally awesome bro!

        And they had Slushees instead of Slurpees!

  15. O/T Just seen the Euros opening ceremony from Munich. Absolute shite. Albert Speer must be turning in his grave!

  16. This ought to win an award for the most niche but very specific Nomination on ISaC.

    I take my hat off to you CP or I would if I wore one.

    • Definitely seems so, Harold. Not everyone is as keen a cinephile and overall aesthete, epicure and scholar of the literary canon.

      Now, i’m off to watch the classic fish-out-of-water comedy, Encino Man (retitled California Man for European audiences).

      • Dude! Like that flick is like so totally rad! But they like had to re-title it because like some super ditzy airheads had like no idea that Encino was like…IN THE Valley.

        HELLLLLLLL-O

        What kind of Trog doesn’t know that. Like SPAAAAACE CADEEEET!

        Anyway…I think Europe is like somewhere near the east coast or something so like maybe it’s not really their fault y’know?

      • Not many references to Encino in many films, but Sherman Oaks pops up in a few.

        I know it’s in the Los Angeles region. Is there something wrong with the place?

    • @GC Not aimed at you, but some of the Americans I have encountered have asked me some weird questions and I was left with the impression that they think here in Blighty we are still living in something out of the Railway Children or Oliver Twist.

      An actual question by and American I met abroad once was ” do you guys have the internet?”

      Pretty sure we were the pioneers of it seeing as Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the world wide web.

      Interested to know what the general idea Americans have of what Britain and Europe is like. Do you think we’re all like something out an Ealing Comedy and all sound terribly clipped and spiffing what what? 😁

      Is MNC imagined as singing Chim Chim Cheree like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins ( I hope so 😁)

      • Hey Harold,

        The reason you were asked about the internet is that all Americans know that it was invented by Al Gore.

        Most Americans are nothing more than averagely stupid. But they are extremely ignorant because our education system sucks…and has for years.

        Kids coming out of American schools today don’t know how to read and write but they all know about the joy of diversity and how to grow a green garden. So they have no sense of contemporary reality or historical perspective.

        As for the perception…it’s all about movies and media images. It’s Ab Fab, Upstairs, Downstairs, even fucking Braveheart.

        “So like dude, I think the Irish are from like somewhere in England or maybe Europe.”

        “So like dude, like my grandparents came from Italy not like Europe.”

        “Dude, my family didn’t come from Europe either. They’re Polish.”

        “So like most Mexicans come from So Cal dude.”

        “Mofo’s be like comin’ from slaves and shit.”

      • An American asked if I watched Downton Abbey. I told her no, but my nan lived it. She was a serving girl at a country house and treated like shit.

        Then she learned to play the jaw harp and sing the blues while being chased by bloodhounds.

      • Alternatively it’s the big dance number in my forthcoming West End Extravaganza, Belfield! The Musical

    • I often look forward to some of TtCE’s posts when it comes to his grotesque imagery and psychonautic explorations.

      Like a written version of a Hieronymus Bosch painting and the Marquis de Sade with a smattering of psychedelia added into it.

      Far out maaaan!

      When I read it I imagine it spoken in Mackenzie Crook’s voice.

      What I do not approve of however, is his deplorable racism.

      • He did say a couple of times on here he wasn’t always like that, but the activities of the Left and various baiters and grifters using anti-white, anti-British rhetoric deserve to meet with an equivalent response. There is something to it; the more racial politics are focused on and deployed by bad actors, the more racist society will become, as the very definitions are changed and more and more language is ruled as hateful.
        I know a few people who say similar things. People are just tired of it. There’s a self-perpetuation grievance culture that want American racisl politics imported here to justify their existence and wage packet.

  18. Cant wait for them to get their hands on the Dambusters, be all pilots of a dusky hues, the rear gunners will all be gays obviously, Barnes Wallace will be a fully trans woman and the Labrador will be called honky oppressor and all the Nazi’s will be called Moses and Abraham and the Lancasters will be painted in rainbow camouflage.

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