Vincent Namatjira Enablers

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Me neither.

So, to put you all in the picture (pun intended) …
“… Renowned Aboriginal artist Vincent Namatjira is famous for a caricature style which challenges power structures and he says his `Australia in Colour` series is no different. We are all equal in Australia. No matter what heritage you are, or where you come from. We are all Australian. I paint the world as I see it.”

BBC News Link.

Unfortunately, Ms Rinehart, Australia’s richest woman, doesn`t share his vision and is demanding that her portrait be taken down. Personally, I think it`s rather flattering likeness.

But you must know me by now, dear cunters – I`m NOT cunting Mr Namatjira.

Oh, no.

I`m cunting the pretentious cunts that allow a jolly black Abo feller, who got a paintbox and a few brushes for Xmas, to hang his daubs in a public space.

If I was his primary school teacher I`d give him a silver star for effort.🥈

If I was his career’s adviser, I`d guide him gently into the world of petty thievery and small-time burglary as would surely befit his indigenous destiny.

Still, I suppose it pays for the drugs.

Didgeridoo. (Or perhaps didgeridon’t – NA)

Nominated by : Sam Beau

56 thoughts on “Vincent Namatjira Enablers”

  1. Shouldn’t they all be driving dune buggys?

    The Prince Charlie one looks like Martin Clunes..

  2. He’s better than the cunt that we just paid a fucking wad to paint Charlie, not that I recall being asked.

    If some cunt is daft enough to give him money for his fridgeworthy daubs good on the feller.

  3. Got to give him a bit of credit though. At least he doesn’t sit around all day getting pissed like the rest of his tribe. Although looking at the pictures, maybe he does.
    Weird cunts, like Neanderthals

    • The Abbos don’t all sit around getting pissed all day in the parks, berating tourists, and supping from their $5 foil bag of vinegary wine ripped from its Cleanskins box.

      Some of them set fire to the furniture they’ve been charitably given, then go to the park.

      Awww, fack yeee.

  4. “I paint the world as I see it.”

    His astigatism must be severe.

    But who gives a toss?

  6. Art is generally shit, it seems to be championed by fucking idiots.

    Silly paintings are one thing but these so callled installations are just a fucking piss take.

    This Abo bloke is a tourists caricature grifter, celebrated artist my arse 😂

    Can you see what it is yet 😉

  7. That’s the look on her face when a street chugger rattles his collection tin and asks for a dollar for orphaned Joeys.

  8. Aborigines are known for their beautiy.

    Slender well formed limbs, long flowing blonde hair,
    Delicate features.

    No sorry that’s Scandinavians.

    These cunts look like they should be chasing Doug mcClure in a jungle.

  10. Why doesn’t Rinehart throw some soup on it, in protest that Vincent can’t paint for toffee. But there’s a chance an improvement could occur, causing more laughter.

  11. Well he’s come a long way since he stared in that film with Paul Hogan, that was him right?

  13. The portrait is as unflattering as the photograph.
    Spend the money on a acid facelift, Beelzebub.

  14. Would anyone miss these fuzzy wuzzy cunts if they all vanished forever?

    I doubt it.

    Tie me kangaroo down sport..

    Then fuck off.

    • I wouldn’t miss their smell.
      Their begging.
      Their explosive temper and violence.
      Their virtue signalling and that of middle class white cunts that don’t have to interact with them outside of controlled events. Boo hoo, you were invaded by England and now speak English. Sorry but the bitching line starts behind the Cornish, your near the back just like the line at the dole office as you slept on a silver pillow till noon.

  15. I recognise the style.

    Crayola stuffed up the shitter then slide around on yer arse pretending to playing Twister.

    • Meds, these savages were happy drawing shitty stick figures on cave walls until some rich, liberal Convict pretended it was art to ease their whitey guilt. Wherever there’s childish art, there’s some gullible moron with a cheque book.

    • I recognise queen Elizabeth purely by the sash and crown but can’t make out the others.
      One looks like Mick Jagger in Reg Varneys hat another a bit like Shaft and I think I can make out Adolf Eichmann wearing a green SS uniform.

  16. Who said art had to be flattering?

    He painted the subject as he saw her.

    Nice to see the usual level of philistinism on these pages.

    • Absolutely agree. I read this story a week or two ago in The Telegraph. If I had been an Aborigonal artist and had seen my lands raped by Australian mining companies and then been asked to paint a picture of this woman, who had suggested that all Aboroginees should be sterilised, my picture of her would have been a lot less flattering. It would have involved arseholes and shit all over the place. The cunts in this case are the trustees of the museum who asked him to paint the picture thinking they would get a flattering portrait.
      Having said all that if the header picture is genuine and an example of all his work he is not exactly John Singer Sargent.

  17. I’m surprised that some flouncy BBC twat like Melvin Bragg or Alan Yentob hasn’t invited Vinny Ninja onto their obscure arts shows that no cunt watches.

  18. You could stick a steaming human dollop in a tea cup and they’d display it as pride of place in the Tate if it they thought it was done by a hairy backed towel head, or a ghetto she-boon. They’d talk a load of bollocks about it representing the “artist’s” real and genuine pain (caused by their noble ancestor’s enslavement 200 years ago by the white devils) while knocking back 300 quid bottles of plonk.

  20. I like the idea of ‘ walkabout ‘ LL.

    Middle of a shift at work?
    Missus due to give birth?

    Just stop what you’re doing and fuck off for a few months.

    Go wherever you want.

    Where the fuck have you been?!!

    Went walkabout.
    Cultural innit?

    Oh ok. Nice to see you back👍

    • And dreamtime too.

      I think its their cultural beliefs and not a box of wine hallucinations.

  22. Art my arse! Those pictures are a load of bollocks!
    I’ve seen better as entries for the gallery in Vision On

  24. I have scanned those pictures throughly and it’s missing two australian titan’s..

    Crocodile dundee and Alf Stewart..
    Vinnie you are a Flamin’ Galah!
    You will get a visit from the donk..

  25. Can you tell what it is yet ?

    Umahahumahaumahaum…….

    Get To Fuck

  26. I like Aussies .
    I like their can do spirit.
    Practicality, and straight talking.

    I think they’re much closer to us than Americans are in some ways.

    It’s too fuckin hot for me and I’m scared of crocodiles ,
    But if we’d gone out there when I was a sprog?
    Like to think I’d of gone into mining.

    I’m a big fan of shows like Outback opal hunters and Aussie Gold hunters.
    But probably would of gone into the brewing industry.
    The beer is piss poor.

    Like the idea of some poor Aussie been out in the heat and dust for weeks comes into town and has a pint of proper English bitter.🇬🇧

    It’d blow his mind!

  29. The painting of the Queen looks like Gary lineker. Aborigines can get pissed on 2 dollars. Takes me about 25 quid.

  30. Fuck sake the queen looks like Eric idle. He paints the world as he sees it cunt must be on acid

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