Rufus Wainwright

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Another Brexit claim. This time a luvvie one, courtesy of the Guardian. (Of course)

”Rufus Wainwright blames UK’s ‘narrow outlook’ after Brexit for Opening Night’s flop”

Yes, this tremendously talented luvvie (never heard of the cunt) put the failure of whatever pile of wank he created , down to Brexit.
Yes, West End audiences ‘lack curiosity’ due to Brexit. And this is fucking London, the Remoaner’s heartland.

It takes a special talent to configure shite musicals with Brexit but by god this fucker has imagination.

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93 thoughts on “Rufus Wainwright”

  1. The general consensus is that his show was horseshit; boring storyline and crap songs.

    This just might have had something to do with people walking out or falling asleep during the performance; you never can tell.

    Afternoon all.

    • Who is he? Never heard of him.

      With a name like Rufus his dad was either pissed and confused him with the dog when he signed the birth certificate or he’s another luvvie gayer, or both.

  3. Loudon Wainwright IV hasn’t learned the routine, has he?

    It’s all the fault of racism, climate change and Brexit. In that order.

    Not the fact that the show is crap.

  6. He’s a bloody yank or descendant of that colony what the feckin hell has Brexit ( hateful phrase) got to do with him.

  8. I feel so ashamed of myself because not only have I heard of RW (related to Martha Wainwright) I actually LIKE a few of his songs 😔 still deserved the cunting tho🙂

    • I know who he is too.
      Loudoun (?!! ) Wainwright and Martha Wainwright,

      He’s a right little puff.

      A ivory tinkler.

      Wannabe Liberace.

      Look Rufus,
      Your not fit to suck the shite off Liberace’s bellend.

      Oh, an stop crying you mardarse

    • Who is Martha Wainright as well. Never heard of any of these puppets.

      Do you think Arthur Askey would have regailed with his opinion on the socio-economic benefit of ever closer union with Europe. Do you think he thought he was cleverer than me, and his opinion more erudite, because he was an entertainer? No. Neither did I.

      So why do these arseholes think I’m interested in their ridiculously ill-informed and prejudiced opinions?

      That Bono wanker is another one. And Sean Penn, Meryll Streep, Robert De Niro, et al, ad infinitum.

      Do one. And get a proper job, dickheads.

    • I went to see him in Bristol one evening about 10 yrs ago, a friend got me the ticket thinking I would like it. I thought he sung like he had had a fucking stroke, he can’t enunciate seemingly but it is probably deliberate.

  10. Old poofters hate Brexit – so no doubt Kweer will mollify them by demanding a second referendum as soon as he grabs power. Won’t that be just duckie.

    I see the arsehole that played “Things Can Only Get Better” during Sunak’s speech in the rain on Wednesday was none of other than super gob Steve Bray- the cunt in the top hat who spends all his waking hours outside the HoC. Kweer will be scared shitless if he shouts near him.

    • That guy Bray has got a fucking screw loose. Quite possibly the most boring cunt in Britain.

      • Bray refuses to answer who is funding him. No doubt somebody connected to the Reich. He’s a bought-and-paid-for scabby, EU whore.

      • Shouldn’t have been allowed to even happen.

        The second that horrible D:Ream shite was heard, the speakers shoud have been smashed, Young Ones copper style. And that cunt Bray should have been slapped around and arrested.

        No fan of Rishi, but disturbing a PM’s election speech? The cunt should have got a hiding.

    • I had a to-do with Bray a few months back. I didn’t know who he was but called the old trout he was with a “fucking wanker”. The old poof bray got in my face and i told him to fuck off as well. Someone needs to run the cunt over.

    • A second referendum? i’m waiting for the cunts in charge to honour thevresult of the first.

  11. He’s famous because his father was famous and family-friend Leonard Cohen let him record ‘Hallelujah’ for a Shrek film for his only hit. Therefore, this flouncy ferret-smuggler rode in on the Nepotism Express.

    Fuck off back to Canadia, you whiney, talentless sphincter-squirrel.

    • God I Hate that whiney cunt Leonard Cohen.

      Christ his music is depressing ☹️

      I wish Cat Stevens had taken him out with a suicide vest.

    • His father might be the more ‘famous’ one of his muso parents, but his mother was the better musician. Pity, he took after his father.

      I’d hesitate to call him a nepo-baby though, folk musicianship runs through the generations in many an otherwise blameless family, sometimes to our betterment, mostly though like some sort of unholy curse visited upon humanity by the tin eared gods…

  12. Took me ages to find something of this now known talentless cunt until I stumbled upon a toilet that hadn’t been flushed. It was what I thought. Made popular by the general public of ineptitudes.

  13. Heard the name but couldn’t name or remember any of his songs. Seems Middle-of-the-road soft shit.

  14. Tell you lot who I can’t stand, Noah Kahan.

    For some reason, his Stick Season song is being played to death on shit stations like Heart and Smooth Radio.

    The song isn’t new, but it’s fucking awful. A sub-standard dirge that sounds like a crap David Gray (and he was bad enough).. And there is an excruciating howl that sounds like Huckleberry Hound on acid. I am sick of hearing it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKrDdsgXuso

    • Fuck me, I tried out of morbid curiosity, I lasted less than 5 seconds, what a heap of shite!

    • As soon as he started singing i found myself saying ‘no, no, no, no..’

      Mopey shite.

  15. A total cunt of the highest order. We should be proud that we as a nation can produce such a wonderful example of a fuckwit dildo, at least we are able to hold our heads up in one field.

  16. First, what Brexit?

    Seems to me that we’re still waiting for it to happen.

    Second, he’d have been better blaming Covid, because all those who had the jabs have obviously now got lower IQs, and cannot recognise the brilliance of this tortured genius.

  17. I stubbed my little toe on the leg of my bed this morning and it hurt like a motherfucker.

    I blame Brexit.

    Or systemic racism. Maybe it’s my comeuppance?

  18. To think the fell walking Alfred Wainwright was the opposite. Never wanted notoriety and was much more interesting. He would go out of his way to avoid meeting people when on his walks, even to the extent of hiding behind boulders until they’d gone.

  19. He could have released the play before Brexit and people would still have thought it was a load of pretentious bollocks.

    It can’t help when your lead actress is batshit.

    Maybe he should have done what that other play did who had a ‘black out night’ for a black only audience except one for traitorous EU loving middle class pricks.

    • we never actually heard of any of our melanin rich cousins bothered to steal tickets for that one.

  20. Its a yank thing, don’t have the upbringing for music. But some good will always surface to the top of a large country, such as, Aaron Copland, Samuel Barber and Charles Ives.

    • Allthough if I hear Barber’s adagio for strings again it will be too soon.

      If some unoriginal cunt plays it at my funeral, fair enough.

      I’ll be dead.

  21. Rufus Wainwright is a useless beardie cunt. only other beardie cunts could possibly enjoy his retarded output. Fuck him and his woke folk scene.

  22. I put the name Rufus in the same category as Benedict, Jonty and Digby.
    Loud, upper middle class narcissists.
    Your magnum opus was shit, hence the apathy, go fuck yourself with Benedicts cumbersnatch.

    • And those cunts who vandalised that statue in Bristol.

      Milo Ponsford, Jake Skuse, Sage Willoughby (for fuck’s sake) and some other twat.

      Pure ‘Daddy’s paying’ middle class cunts.

  23. Who? 😂

    I’m a Remainer, but I do love how it lives rent free in the Luvvies’ heads!

  24. Brilliant.

    My plays tanked, can’t be me because I’m as you all know FABULOUS. Can only be everyone else in the country, the cunts voted for Brexit after all.

    Luvvie cunt.

    • Recipe for a surefire hit play?
      Sell out the West End?
      Broadway?

      Piece of piss.

      Pick a classic.
      Say , Smokey and the Bandit?

      Now add the Muppets !

      Masterpiece 👍

      You’ll be lauded and acclaimed.

      • Oh, they put anything into a musical now, Miserable.

        Now it’s Bonnie and Clyde The Musical.
        A musical about two infamous murderers.
        Straight up. the mind boggles. Chav culture has taken over the theatre.

        Next, it’ll be Brady and Hindley or Fred and Rose West.

      • Fred West End?

        I’d go to see that Norman!
        I’d even help with lyrics

        ” Down in the cellar
        I hope they can’t smell her?
        I’m a rather cheeky fella!
        Here in Gloucestershire!!

        Fred! Fred!
        His hair is kinda curly
        He’s stocky and he’s burly
        He’s a devil with the girlies
        Here in Gloucestershire!!!

        Dim lights
        Cue applause 😁

      • Fuck me, MNC. That was a class. Made me reet laugh.

        I’ve long been pushing for ‘Auschwitz The Musical’ or ‘Belsen on Ice’. Many people look at me in bad taste when I suggest these.

        As I’m sure you’ll agree, genius is oft misunderstood.

      • Evening CC👍

        Yeah, some people have no vision.

        The amount of times I’ve had my 9/11 the musical rejected can be as bit disheartening but I soldier on.

        Same with my Harvey Price musical “DROOL’ .

      • There would be some great headlines.

        ‘Grenfell the Musical lights up the West End’

        ‘Gaza the Musical bombs’

      • It’s hard to be a God amongst fools. I agree, my ol’ son.

        You keeping well?

        9/11 The Musical? That’d be class. Wanna co-write ‘SS, An Operetta’? I’m well good at music, me.

        We can split the dividends and donate we make to the BNP?

      • Apologies, I’ve been on the pop since 4. Hence not making a lot of sense.

      • Its alright CC we all do it.

        You should have read some Miles Plastics poetry!

      • Was he a Sauce Hound too, LLC?

        As far as I remember, he came out with a load of anti-Semitic shite. Racist I may be, but 4x2s are alright tho.

      • Raiding the communion wine would explain a lot of Miles’ far out noms and quoting G.K Chesterton, CC.

      • That new Planet of the Apes is crap. Just like the rest of the modern ones.

        The 1968 Charlton Heston one is the best and that’s it.

      • I fon’t know that being drunk leads to quoting Chesterton. Christopher Hitchens quite liked Chesterton, but was also fond of drink.

  28. Mewling Canuck chutney ferret.

    Why are people called Rufus complete arseholes?

    Rufus Hound – Cunt
    Rufus Wainwright – Cunt
    Rufus (Bizarre) Johnson – Rapper and fat cunt

    Rufus off.

  30. Rufus is a dogs name.
    Why do posh cunts give kids dog names,
    And dogs kids names?

    This is Edward.
    He’s a chocolate lab.

    This is Teddy.
    He’s a spoilt schoolboy.

    It’s very confusing.

    • The name Jonty really winds my donk, MNC. Immediate oven for arseholes with that name.

      Same for fucking Tarquin, Toby, Jemima, Nicholas (Nick’s alright!), Charles. All pricks.

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