A few Nostalgic glamour pics for Thomas to peruse C.A.
is it a cunt, or not?
Now I’m all for it..
You might not be..
OK I’m out with a long time friend for a drink.
The drinks are flowing, and conversation turns to early evening tv as a child..
And what pops up..
The water margin?
A show that involved Japanese people on horses riding up and down with flags..
But in the day of 3 tv channels it was marvellous..
I had know idea what was happening?
Though I did prefer monkey..
So release your nostalgia for all to share.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
Apologies if this nomination is a bit garbled, I was 9 pints in on a empty stomach..🤣🤣
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We’ve all been there Barry🤭
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Breakfast of the Kings.
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I thought that’s not like you Barry.
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Neither are old jokes, GT.
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be. When you think of those lovely beauties of early TV – Sylvia Peters, Patricia Driscoll, Katie Boyle, Lady Isobell Barnett, attractive women with grace and deportment, then you see todays old slappers like that Winkleman creature, and Janet Street Porter, and realise that, to young viewers they, too, are nostalgic figures of their childhoods. What do they have niow? buck tooth old bag Stacey Soloman – dim as a glow-worms armpit.
Bring back 1955 and sanity.
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That would be nice.
Boring as the 1950s were, at least we would then have the 1960s to look forward to.
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I preferred Monkey too.
Friday afternoon.
Harold Lloyd beforehand.
Funny I can remember that from over 40 years ago but don’t know where I was last week?
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I remember sixty plus years ago – the only entertainment on a Sunday evening was What’s My Line? – Eamonn Andrews, Barbara Kelly, Lady Barnett, Gilbert Harding and David Nixon with assorted sagger-maker bottom knockers (we couldn’t afford an ITV set). Imagine it if they bought it back today?: What’s My Kink? Dame Kweer in the chair (which is made of shiny rubber with little bristles on the cushion) with Eddie Izzard, Peter Mandelson, Chris Bryant and Kim Leadbetter.
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Probably wanking furiously in a neighbours laurel hedge Mis.
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You only have to watch the Eurovision Song Contest to know that is a forecast and not an amusing comment W.C.
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Buy the full series Bagpuss DVD and thank me later.
Particularly mesmerising while partaking of the Devi’s lettuce.
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It is ‘Noggin the Nog’ for me. The villain was Nogbad the Bad, a splendidly nasty chap who bore a resemblance to Dick Dastardly.
Happy days indeed.
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Noggin the Nog scared the shit out of me.
I never forgave that cunt Postgate for all the nightmares he gave me.
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I’d be more scared of his modern day BBC equivalent, GT.
Niggın the Nıg.
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After Posgate died, and the porn DVD market shrinking, I thought about childrens entertainment. I offered the BBC first refusal of “Lammy The Chocolate Coloured Clown”, with his girlfriend Dawn The Butler ” but they never got back to me. 13 episodes which they could repeated for ever, like they did the Flower Pot Men
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Mr Ben was off his tits!
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and a serial killer.
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Metoo#
In the lands of the North
Where the black rocks stand guard “….
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Try Chorlton and the Wheelies.
No narcotics required.
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Mini skirts. They really did it for me.
Still do, come to think.
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Sorry Admin, you’ll have to try and bit harder than that to titilate me.
Pretty ladies with natural tits?
Boring.
Why, none of them are crying, none of them have their fists in each other’s bottoms and there’s not a đwårf in sight.
Very poor wanking material indeed.
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more manacles, bruised buttocks and fresh lacerations across the tits needed, with some gaunt schoolmistress/Elizabeth Bathory type crone lurking in the background, clutching a whip.
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Bodie and Doyle on Saturday/Friday evenings. The Gentle Touch was also a great show with the late Gill Gascoigne.
Mind you there was plenty of shit too. I always wilted when Stars on fucking Sunday flicked into life on a cold Sunday evening, preceeded by the equally dreary Aquarius with Russell Harty.
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That was old Jess Yates toying with his organ wasn’t it?. Old Jess with a “luvley letter from a little old lady, which bought a lump to my wallet” requesting Shirley Bassey to sing The Old Rugged Cross in a gold lame’ jumpsuit.
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Did Harty have a reputation?
I remember Peter Cook saying to him on his own show ( regarding Raquel Welch) that ‘she thinks you’re a creep, Russell’.
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I thought he was a poof who died of the Aids, but I might be wrong, I’ll stand correction. I heard an interview on the radio of an elderly woman who was either midwife or a nurse at his birth. Apparently he was in a very poor state and the other medics around her reckoned he wasn’t going to make it. All credit to her she wouldn’t simply let him go and worked on him until he was OK. I don’t know if he ever knew.
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Going to the pictures in the 70s and 80s was excellent fun,a nice interval for ice cream…and some belting films.
Now,of course,it’s utter shite,rammed with smelly cunts jabbering away in different so called languages whilst filling their faces with shite that costs the same as terraced houses did 50 Yr ago..
Good morning and Win Donald Win!
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The Chinese Water Margin, was a crude poor man’s version of the Japanese films by Akira Kurosawa.
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Well, as always, it`s got to be The Black & White Minstrel Show for me and I`m sure for many of you cunters too. Happy days indeed.
Offensive? I`ll tell you what’s offensive: Most of today`s TV – simple, woke, moronic content for the brain-dead proles.
So, here you go – load this up on your i-pad at full volume on a busy train journey for a community sing-along…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMwz71agtTU
… and may I take this opportunity to be the first wish all you cunts a very merry xmas! 🎁🎄
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What I find extremely offensive when old programmes are being re-run are the brainwashing messages warning about ‘offensive language and outdated attitudes’. Who says so? Not me!
I also find most offensive the notion that the so called pride flag (it doesn’t deserve capitals) is representative of all. No it’s fucking not. Pride comes from within, from a job well done and a life well lived and no effete flag can change that.
Happy New Year, Sam.
(Btw, do you believe in Father Crimbeau?)
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We tend to remember the good bits. Also when younger you tended to have more mates around so things were more fun.
However, some things were worse back in the day. Remember the utter shite a lot of breweries served up? Double fucking Diamond? Ansells Squirrel Piss?
Yuk.
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I used to like a well kept pint of DD.
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It was the yankie westerns of the fifties that spoilt my earlier cinema going, until I searched and found what I was looking for. You would have to blame our picture houses at the time, but the they were only trying to bring light heartedness to the public after the war, not realising it was doing more harm than good. At least we were save by our British cinema, but still having to fight what the majority wanted.
Until I found World Cinema.
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Saved by our British cinema, but still having to fight the naivety of what the majority wanted.
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All the communist East European stuff in the 60’s, especially the Singing Ringing Tree starring our very own Suckdik Khunt as the evil dwarf.
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A fine nom.
Mrs Twenty and I are currently enjoying re-runs of ‘The Brothers’ nostalgia within nostalgia! I remember the series first time around but found it boring, whereas my mum loved it. Now, over fifty years later I love it too. Best thing on TV. 70s fashion, trade union types and their beer and sandwiches meetings, everyone drinking at every opportunity, including at work, most people smoking, and best of all, smoking women. Gabrielle Drake, Jennifer Wilson and, hottest of all, Hilary Tindalll (she made onscreen smoking an art-form). Kate O’Mara is in it later… Almost everyone in the series is dead now (RIP), but they were all at the top of their game in ‘The Brothers.’ Fucking brilliant.
Of course, the BBC is also dead, at least to me!
Good morning, everyone.
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The Mrs. and I have been watching re-runs of ‘Manhunt’. I didn’t bother to watch a single episode when it was first screened and, having now seen Cyd Hayman, realise what a lack of appreciation I must have had back then.
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She was in ‘The Lotus Eaters’ too. Another excellent series.
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The bbc are cutting their nose off to spite their face at the moment, but they are still showing stuff on catch-up from the past unedited, letting you know they still owe it to their loyal viewers. Its a matter of searching for them.
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I remember those monochrome plod mags from when I was at an all boys school in the sixties and early seventies. I’m still grateful for what they did for me so long ago. They got to be too much for some lads who couldn’t manage to get to break time without weakening. We didn’t have many female teachers but I remember one of them saying to a lad who couldn’t contain himself, ‘Taylor*, if you must do that would you mind doing it outside?’ (*Name changed to protect Brown)
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Those Naturist Magazines from the 50s with their doctored minges, was the only way we could legally see nakedness at the time. Ironically women models of today shave their snatches in a similar way, spoilsports. You can’t beat the big hairy gashes.
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Not my era but watching some of my old man’s TV series, Secret Army and Hill Street Blues.
Comedy shows are a big nostalgic pull too exacerbated by the total cuntitude of todays output. They would never make League of Gentleman, Big Train or Fonejacker again and they are not even that bloody old.
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“You’re my wife now, Dave.”
“Dave? How dare you assume my gender!”
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Miserable was gutted after LoG ended, he was great as Barbara ‘Babs’ Dixon of Babs Cabs. A trailblazer you might say.
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I really enjoyed LoG. Just a shame that Mark Gatiss and Reece Shearsmith seem to hate the public.
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They definitely wouldn’t risk Jam or Brass Eye.
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Shearsmith comes across as a total cunt.
Gatiss sold his arse to Stephen Moffatt. And between them they ruined several legends like Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes and Dracula.
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Forgive me for puncturing the mood but I have to say I’m not nostalgic for anything much in my youth. Main problem in the fifties was austerity and everyone being skint, in my area at least. I had a close friend in junior school and in 1962 lost contact with him abruptly courtesy of different results in the eleven plus exam causing us to attend different secondary schools miles apart. I had no real friends at secondary school, didn’t seem to fit in very well somehow. Careers advice on leaving school was then, as now, catastrophically bad and as a result had three jobs in three years for which I was entirely unsuited. Step change occurred in early 1971 when I started work in IT field service and coincidentally met the woman who is my wife. Since then one or two bumps in the road but overall life’s been good.
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Similar story here Arfur. Primary school was okay but my mum and dad struggled through the eighties. Things improved for my dad in the early nineties, but my secondary school was terrible. The levels of bullying were horrendous. Later found that number of kids from there referred for counselling because of bullying was astronomical.
Not a surprise. I hate mates who were bullied and the teachers pretend it didnt happen.
My life was better when I reached 17 and got a job while in sixth form. made friends with the chefs and other hotel staff in their twenties, then went to college, made a load more mates and never saw anyone from school ever again.
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*had mates.
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Your last sentence strikes a chord Cuntamus. Never saw any of them ever again and the only ones I have any track of is those who have died.
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Fifties Frills certainly looks better than some tattooed lard arsed in leggings…..🤮
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Or the orange blimps on PornHub.
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Tell me the secret of the tiny sun in the bottle………..
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Nostalgia is my middle name. I’ve everything on record that will pass for scrutiny and not with the sudden climate, which will revert to normal eventually, but unfortunately not in my lifetime.
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Come on, who knocked one out to the test card Doris or her cuddly toy ?
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I’m not a fan of nostalgia, really. If you try revisit it, it’s generally quite disappointing. I tried it with some video games about 10 years ago, and it just left me feeling a bit sad. I miss my first car, but I’m sure if I drove it now, I’d find it a bit shit.
That said, the young’uns of today will never experience the rush that came with finding porn mags in a bush. My other half’s a bit younger than me and doesn’t believe that was a thing. They’ve got it all on tap now.
Tosstalgia is another thing, though. One off the wrist over a long-lost ex who used to shag like a rabbit? That’s another thing. Lovely stuff.
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Which makes me think.
Why do Attenborough or that fuck-wit Cwiss Packham never find hedge porn when they’re out in the country?
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Good question that, MCC,
I reckon they stash it. I’d wager there’s a motherlode of hedge porn in their celeb trailers. That twunt Packham is deffo into bestiality, too.
What do you think?
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Revisiting a lot of the eighties films and TV series you watched as a kid makes you grateful you grew up.
As for computer game, the last console I had was a a playstation 2. Have a PC but not played anything on it since Lockdown (Championship Manager).
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Full credit must go to Talking Pictures TV for bringing back the nostalgia of the cinema to our living rooms.
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TPTV …👍
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Hear hear Sam.
The Beverley Hillbillies (Tuesdays, 5.55pm) is even better than I remember, and Ellie-May has a cracking pair of tits and arse.
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Wasn’t the actress who played her engulfed by a radioactive cabbage in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?
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Lucky cabbage.
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Jane Badler and June Chadwick as the sexy evil space lizards Diana and Lydia in V from the early 80’s. Still plenty of clips on YouTube, my favourite is when Diana shot Father Andrew. “Vulnerabilities, my dear priest are exploitable weaknesses”.🦖🔫✝️☠️
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David Icke still thinks V was a documentary.
It was pretty good when I watched in the mid-noughties. Decent writing and production values.
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Nostaglia is the vice of the old.
I don’t often look back at old shit with rose-tinted glasses, automatically thinking everything from my youth was great, especially films and TV.
They were largely better than today’s muck but that’s only because modern entertainment is so objectively bad, and there was plenty of shite churned out throughout the 20th century.. Pop music even more so.
Greatest Hits radio is extremely limited in the music it plays, given the time it spans, the same songs between 1968-1990. Heavy emphasis on MotR ballads and overplayed rock anthems. Gold (global) is even worse, playing the same old rubbish from the late 50s through to the early 80s.
Music of the future/
and music of the past
Just the latter, you dreary cunt.
The only sense of nostalgia I get from radio is recentlly, from Absolute Radio or a local station that plays music of my era; mid nineties to mid noughties, and more rock than pop.
As for those ‘classic’ eighties films my generation seem to wet themselves over, such as The Goonies and The Neverending Story, with silly Karens losing it over the theme of the latter, I remember not really liking them at the time and rewatching them in recent years confirms how poor they are.
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Try ‘Boom’ radio. DAB+
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I’m nostalgic about everything.
TV
Chocolate bars
Crisps
Music
Everything.
Because things were better then.
I never look to the future
I simply can’t bare it!
Hideous place where everything has turned to shite.
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No caring comes with age and it’s fucking brilliant.
I’m not sorry about that.
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*Not* you twat.
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Apart from mortgage rates
and medical treatment.
and communication technology.
and car/workplace safety
and air quality in cities
and convenience food
and the variety of food.
and heating
and variety of decent beers and wines
and chances of not dying in nuclear fire and fallout..
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Land of the Giants
H R Puffenstuff
Stingray
Joe 90
Thunderbirds
Anything by Oliver Postgate (genius)
Anyone remember ‘Children of the stones’ ?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Stones
The first series of Pogles, where Pa chops the witch up with an axe turning her into firewood ? Now we regress to Tele-fucking-tubbies.
Generation puff.
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Quite liked seeing the redhead from Land of the Giants poked and prodded, and the blonde one in her tight rollneck sweater.
Channel 4 re-ran the Irwin Allen series on Sundays while I was growing up.
Lost in Space
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Land of the Giants
Closest thing we had to Doctor Who after it was cancelled in the late eighties, but with more attractive casts.
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Watching episodes of the Sweeney, mostly filmed in Fulham and nearby in the 70’s when I used to live there, what a khazi!
Visited Fulham a couple of months ago, still a khazi but more like downtown Mogadishu or Kabul.
No point going back.
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Some early 1970s TV kids programmes I loved:
The Aeronauts (dassault mirage)
ManDog
The Kids From 47A
The Magic Roundabout
Loved the Persuaders too.
And who can forget The Dick Emery show, I don’t know why the BBC won’t release it on DVD.
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The Wombles
Danger Mouse
Aubrey
Jamie and the Magic Torch
Worzel Gummidge
Paperplay (Susan Stranks had magnificent tits)
And then there was;;;
The Professionals
Space 1999 (Series 1 only)
The Sweeney
Robin of Sherwood
Citzen Smith
Coronation Street (the 1960-1984 version, not the modern shite)
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