(The only long-term relationship this cunt can hang on to – Day Admin)
Lewis Crapaldi is a fat, ugly, self-pitying Jock cunt.
He can’t hold high notes, despite attempting them frequently in his ‘music’, and his entire act consists of whining about his inability to maintain a relationship and encouraging his audience of impressionable teenage girls to feel sorry for him about it.
It’s borderline incel behaviour and yet NO ONE calls him out for it. And the worst part? Courtesy of Hallam FM I frequently have to hear his moaning, narcissistic crap. His entire existence is pointless, and the world would be better off if it forgot him.
(The link is from 2020 but I can’t find anything else that would be relevant outside of Reddit threads. I suppose that demonstrates the extent to which th Crapaldi virus has taken hold).
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
I hate this useless fat cunt. His ‘high notes’ are excruciaating. A strangulated squawk. And the tuneless blob can’t write either. You said that I did everything wrong, and you’re not wrong’. That’s shite of Cranberries standards.
Capaldi is part of an unholy trinity of ugly useless piss poor buskers masquerading as pop stars. With the notorious Ed Sheercunt and George Ezra (another nauseating talentess cunt), Capaldi and them other two represent and epitomise all that is wrong and shit about modern British popular music.
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Ezra sings like he’s on Mogadon.
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In George Ezra’s defence Shotgun is a fun song. Haven’t really heard his other stuff though.
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Since when did pop stars become ugly fat scruffy twat blobs of lard?
In the old days, they looked the part and had a bit of magic.
David Bowie, Marc Bolan, Steve Harley (RIP), Bryan Ferry, David Essex, Adam Ant.
Now, it seems that it’s mandatory for pop stars to be ugly and useless cunts.
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Bolan and Hartley were teenage crishes of my mum. Essex and Ferry for my aunts.
Of course there were some silly old mares who loved Barry Manilow, but he is a Warren Beatty clone compared to the current odd-bods.
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It’s Peter Kay in disguise I tells ya.
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Actually I’ve changed my mind.
He looks like the love child of Empress Krankie and Gordon Ramsay
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A ghastly tuneless bloated whale who is treated by the idiotic Scottish media like he is a cross between Pavarotti and Jim Morrison.
He is an utterly talentless whining cunt.
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‘Cause I’m not ready
To find out you know how to forget me
I’d rather hear how much you regret me
And pray to God that you never met me
Than forget me’
Fucking useless talentless tuneless fat fucking cunt.
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You’re a bloated land whale,
Even your mum says so, it’s true
Everything is pointless about you.
You’re full of airs and graces,
And a creepy incel too,
Everything is pointless about you.
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This is about Crapaldi btw Norman, not you
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Capaldi thinks he is in the Frankie Miller and classic era Rod Stewart class.
When in actual fact, he is a squawking lump of lard (and a cunt).
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Oh, and Lewis is related to Peter Capaldi.
So. he’s a nepo fat cunt too….
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Here here
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Capaldi looks like Paul McCartney after eating 200 Big Macs.
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And while we are on the subject of plug ugly pop stars who are shit,
I wish William Eilish would fuck off and all.
This tuneless retarded looking cunt is about as talented as a dog turd, and about as sexy as Dame Fester Rancid on a bad night. At least Taylor Swift (annoying as she is) is nice to look at. Willie Boy Eilish looks like Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars in an array of different wigs. Makes out she is anti-establishment and anti- music industry. Yet there she is kissing her Oscar and acting the star, the little fucker. And as for her music? I am sick of young millionaire cunts whining about their ‘lot’. So the ugly minger can fuck off.
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