Desert Island Discs

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Hopefully, a very emotive and subjective nomination – which will fuck YOU up.

The radio programme: Desert Island Discs
… is a cunt.

Why ? ! ?

Because, just when you think [insert your *favourite tune of all time here] is your most very greatest and best ever tune/song of all time, ever, in the universe, of all time … yep: You`re guaranteed to think of yet another one which might be better.

Basically, you`ll never agree with yourself.

Go on – try it now.

Write down all your favourite tunes – or say 5 of them.
(pause for thought)

OK, maybe another 5.

(pause for thought)

Now think of another one to add to the list?

(pause for thought)

Now put them in order.

(pause for thought)

Have you missed one out?

(pause for thought)

Revise your list.

Revise again.

Still fucked? – Of course you are.

You just can`t do it, can you ?

But there IS a reason for this.

It`s YOU, and how you`re feeling right now …
Annoyed / frustrated / brain-dead / full of drugs ?

Well, I couldn`t give a shit, because all of the above is just a diversion.

If you`ve read this far, that`s not really what this nomination is really about. It`s actually …

Who would you want to be shipwrecked with on a desert island with (and, need I ask, why) ?

Mine would be Katie Price because, although I`m not a lesbian, her body would probably make an ideal flotation device (with additional compartments) should I need to vacate the island in an emergency

OK — blow your load now …

* That`s `favourite` for our colonial subsidiaries.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

88 thoughts on “Desert Island Discs”

    • The song that marked the ‘end’ of Woodstock ’99.

      That’s how all music festivals dhould end.
      Even Glyndebourne.

  3. I’d bring Marvellous Marvin Hagler with me. He could be my private security and when he’s off duty teach me how to fight cross southpaw properly.

    And a good collection of Spanish/Mexican SKA music.

      • Thanks, I put that up on the big screen. Duran was done. Hagler was the ultimate machine.

        The holy trinity of Marvin, Duran and Hearns (dirty bastard). Glory days.

      • MCC@

        Watch the documentary series 4 kings👍👍

        Marvin, Sugar Ray, Hitman Hearns and Duran.

        About their rivalry and life.

        Marvin said he grew up in a tough , poor, black area of the US,
        But he hadn’t seen real poverty till he saw where Duran grew up in Panama…

        As a kid Duran would prize fight for a hamburger ☹️

  4. They should have dropped the show when it’s creator Roy Plomley died. He had a wide range of guests from all walks of life – the daft tart now doing it just has the Z listers of whom she is one herself.

    • I mentioned Roy Plomley earlier when he interviewed Authur Askey for the third time.

  5. From this programme, Avril Lav(atory) Lavigne, is the AA scrounging voice over cunt! Did you also know that you can go back some 50 odd years via B.B.C. sounds, if you missed an episode. Roy Plumbley was the original voice.

  6. Why the moderation admin, everytime I post a comment?

    Short answer is, don’t know. Longer answer is, we’ve had issues in the past with screen names that contain apostrophes. Yours does, along with quote marks and a question mark. Probably not a great combination for getting around the site filters as amusing as your screen name is. Still, always look on the bright side of life, eh? – NA.

  7. I’d take 2 symphonies from each of Bruckner, Mahler, Shostakovich and Rachmaninoff cycles.

    • I woukdnt want to listen to Mahler’s 5th on a beach. Somebody might think i’m Dirk Bogarde.

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