To quote Jane Austen, ‘it is a truth universally acknowledged that the country’s going to the fucking dogs’. She’s not wrong. On any index of anything, from health care to infrastructure to education, we’re way down the table.
But just when you think that things couldn’t possibly get any worse, they promptly do. Research has just been published showing which countries of the world have the women with the fattest arses;
I’m ashamed, nay devastated, to see that the UK doesn’t even make the top fifteen.
Fucking hell, can we not be world leaders in ANYTHING these days other than level of national debt per capita and the import of fighting age males from everywhere under the sun?
Ladies of the UK, you have let the nation down. Hangs your heads in shame. Doomed ah tell ye, we’re all doomed.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
When I look at the Abbopotomous or Lady Fatarse, Emily Thornberry-Nugee, I am instantly reminded of an Austin A40 Somerset or Standard Vanguard Mk 1. Their arses were modelled on those wonderful vehicles, but sadly, unlike the Austin and Standard, they don’t have so much power under the bonnets.
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Funnily enough, I thought their arses looked like the northern end of two southbound plough horses arses allegedly.
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Just consider, WC, were it not for the posterii of the two ‘ladies’ to which you refer (the only two man-made objects visible from space), then the UK would be even lower in the league table.
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What about the Vorderperson creatures arse?
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It needs a damn good thrahing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92r7v9nujqg
I volunteer to take the distasteful task on for the sake of my IsAC colleagues
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I volunteer to be your wing man on that mission Ron.
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I wonder if it’s because, from what I’ve seen lately, women in the UK either have no arse because they’re men, or their arses is so enormous, they are actually classed as a slow-moving land mass, and not actually of human origin?
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I mean, have a look at this;
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pippa-middleton-bum-world-reaction-10448774
A little bottom so tight that you could crack eggs on it, flaunted in public at a national event, to the shame of the nation.
If we’re ever to hold our heads up high again in the fat arse table, this sort of disgraceful public display must be outlawed.
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Once again, we must look across the Atlantic for inspiration;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3xWPHHKNjo
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You are Benny Hill, and I claim my ยฃ5 M&S lingerie voucher.
Good afternoon, everyone,
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Sorry TT, can’t run to a fiver lingerie voucher, but a stolen pair of Diane Abbott’s undercrackers are in the post.
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Belay that.
The postal charge on said item is ยฃ25.50.
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Do they make this rocket world go round?
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You must remember the women’s bustle dress from the 19th century? It was a false padded arse, probably brought over from Africa when the white explorers rattled the dark women from behind and thought it a good idea to put their cuppa whilst doing so.
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The bustle. Whata bizarre fashion. How did they ever sit down in those things?
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Carefully!
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Let’s not forget that, for example, whilst Brazilian birds do indeed have big arses (we employ one with a typical beaner arse), they’re stickey-outey and look utterly gropeable and fantastic, whereas British birds’ big arses are square and flat and look like two lumpy sacks of flour, the stupid flabby old bags.
Yet they still think they’re something special, UK birds.
Arrogant lardos.
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I concur with this assessment. Thomas is a world-reknowned expert on ladie’s bums. Only Black and White Cunt is more of an authority.
The awful state of the ham beasts who waddle around the UK, especially in our seaside towns is a contrast to the lovelies on the Copacabana.
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Cunt Engine is the resident connoisseur of womens’ bums and bumholes.
I know I’m encouraging him but I dread to think of the weird shit he’d do to this woman
https://ip174216066.ahcdn.com/key=ITGIIFVTQDWITn-f4C7tcw,s=,,end=1714079164/state=Ziq3waBl/buffer=3102015:82322,11.5/speed=620403/reftag=128451214/ssd9/743/1/274362471/PepperyBareGoldenretriever-mobile.mp4
Probably be worse than Rocco Siffredi
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Didn’t work
https://cdn2.aznude.com/sparkthumbs/londonfields-heard-hd-05_hd.mp4
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Nothing beats a tight little ass
https://images.app.goo.gl/h7xWn5q3f3L9pkZs8
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That’s damned nice, but there are nicer:
https://images.app.goo.gl/xmXdqtsLSpFxiBoK8
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That’s lunchtime over with.
FFS Tommo.
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Jesus H Christ Thomas!
I should know better by now than to click on your links! ๐คฎ
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I blame it on Brexit.
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Where do these land whales get the idea that those stretch leggings are slimming?
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Fucking lycra can’t tame that kind of immensity.
Something more substantial is needed, perhaps fashioned from steel by messrs Harland and Wolff.
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They obviously didnโt speak to my ex-wife in the course of compiling this survey. Her arse cheeks have got separate postcodes.
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If there aren’t that many British women with fat bottoms, that’s a good thing, but I don’t know where these statistics are supposed to come from. I see fat-arsed bastards all over the place every time I go out. I was never into backsides anyway, I’m a tit man.
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A man of principle and refinement.
I believe there is a nom due from Sir Limply, discussing vaginoplasty, so pretty soon we should be in a position to outline our preferences in terms of the complete set, and put our orders in with the Sex U Like Ukrainian Escort Agency.
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Here you go Allan. Enjoy!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11780053/Katie-Price-shows-16th-boob-job-skimpy-green-bikini-family-Thailand-trip.html
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She looks like a condom thatโs overfilled to bursting with toxic waste
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Fucking hell!
She’s going to explode, or implode, at some point.
The human body can only take so much abuse before it says
Uh, no.
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Price really is fucking revolting.
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I think it’s the little sneak peek of the scarring at the side of the bikini top that really shows Katie’s latest chest at its best
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Yuck! Yuck!
And triple Yuck!
Afternoon all.๐
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A truly foul featured fuck pig.
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She’s starting to resemble a post-op transsex Rylan.
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nice tits and a fat arse rarely inhabit the same body
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Super effort again Beau. You must arrange a vernissage.
The African Banksey. Paris, New York, Agbogbloshie.
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I`m not an MP, MCC, so a private viewing of my lady garden & associated nether-shrubbery would not be possible.
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This heffalump’s ass might well be the epitome of this nom:
https://images.app.goo.gl/nxUciS961YRu7Gor8
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Rather appropriately, my ring is on now on the floor, Thomas.
As in: “puked my”.
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You’re sure it was puke on the and not spunk, SB?!
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Oh lordy!
Is this lass a Brit?
It’s arses like this which will see our ranking soar.
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No! Not clicking on the link. ๐ซฃ
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Let’s just say that as arses go, it caters for those with a particularly esoteric taste Cunta
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Ha ha.
A conosewer you might say
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OT, but some news emerging to warm the cockles of many a cunter`s heart, I think …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz5dy15grjnt
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The Canadian as thrown it’s toys out of the pram, the Pakistani as upset it.
Is this jockland we are talking about?
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Can’t blame him really.
Greens’ co-leader – WHITE
Greens’ other co-leader – WHITE
All other Green MSPs – WHITE
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Hopefully he’ll be on the next flying-carpet to Gaza soon. Faux Jock useless oxygen thief.
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I hope he has his scooter to hand, the prick.
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Latina birds may have big hips but that doesn’t necessary mean they carry a gunt, unlike about a third of the women around the South coast.
They’re either fucking fat, always pregnant, or bรฒth.
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A hanging gunt is a sight to behold.
They should unionise, The National Gunt Growers Association.
Boke!
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A previous attempt to post has disappeared into the ether, so here goes.
Feast your eyes gents;
https://ifunny.co/picture/this-is-what-happens-when-you-turn-around-to-fast-QeJs29YD8
Wearing your arse around the front. That’s quite a fashion statement.
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Ah yes, the gunt.
Or front arse.
Delightful.
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nout worse than a fat arse especially if its owner is wearing skin tight leggings as is the wont of one old Bullock I oft see in local supermarket, they are so tight you can see through the things and even worse it wears a thong which if you look carefully disappears into her arse like a cheese wire through a suet pudding, probably has the same effect as a fillet string on the back of a horses rug under its tail , a shit spreader bet when she takes off her thong it looks like a tramps used it for flossing. Good thing about following it round shop is it stops you buying crap scoff. Summer she’s definitely good to take to a barbecue, keeps flies off your grub fecking sweaty old minge, confused one blind bloke in shop once as he thought they’d opened a new wet fish counter.
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‘looks like a tramp’s used it for flossing’
Utter quality Civvy!
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Whoever wrote the list on the nom is a fucking cunt.
Brazil doesn’t even register.
So why is the operation called a Brazilian Butt Lift?
Japan at number 10!
Fuck off.
The only zipper heads with nice arses are interbred with something else.
Your normal Japess has fuck all arse.
I suppose that there are always exceptions but try finding a Colombian girl who hasn’t got a magnificent arse.
I am somewhat of an expert on this subject.
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What surprises me about these articles is that , despite working in a busy city centre and having been around for some time, I’ve never been asked for information for surveys like this, but all these valuable pieces of research keep appearing in the media, so somebody must be being asked.. Unless of course there was some invitation published somewhere that you could respond to. I will say it beats hearing about Gaza all the fucking time, but it does strike me that some already fat-arsed cunts will take it as a challenge they need to rise to.
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Trouble is alot of Brit women have the fat belly to match.
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And munty faces.
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So why did Fredder’s of Queen sing about Fat Bottomed Girls?
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Nice arses?
How abaaaaht the main one in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
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I dread to think what Cunt Engine would do with this
https://celeb.gate.cc/media/cache/image/upload/c/3/c3e49c3f07.jpg
Probably turn him into a more perverted version of Rocco Siffredi if that’s possible.
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Obscenely gorgeous arses
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