I’ll leave it to you good people to decide.
This was brought to my attention by a friend who knows the wife of this cunt (now divorcing).
To briefly summarise, this gentlemen is a handy man who, during the course of attending to a client job, was unwittingly caught on camera relieving himself over the lady of the house’s knickers, believing himself safe to do so as the owners were not at home at the time – but a motion sensor camera used by the couple to keep an eye on their cat caught him in the act.
Is this yet another damning indictment of the state of the modern judiciary that he should get away scot-free with this appalling act of degradation?
Or is this the green light for those of us in the services sector to feel at ease in offering added value extras when making client home visits?
As ever, I throw this thorny matter over to the imperishable wisdom of the council of IAC.
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
Oh come on, we’ve all done it haven’t we?
Asking for a friend.🤔
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We had a telephone engineer caught by the lady of the house wearing a pair of her dirty knickers on his head as he fitted an extension in the bedroom. There was some confusion as to whether he was manipulating his member. I believe the practice is known as “ a musk mask”r. Dirty bastard all the same
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When we were selling my parent’s house we had an estate agent who turned up in a Bentley and called my sister and Mrs “darling “ . I had known him for a long time and was inclined to let him get on with it despite the objections from the women. Then my sister rings up with a bit of gossip, a mate of hers was having the house valued and left him to it with a set of keys. Her husband came home, unexpectedly, and found him measuring up wearing her underwear and stockings. I don’t know what happened but the chap is still the biggest estate agent in the area.
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And, when confronted, the naughty workman rips the knickers off and there’s a sound like parting velcro and he’s left with a stripe of what looks and smells like fish paste residing up his face.
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Surely a minor misdemeanour at best, even if found guilty. In my time it would have been considered a perk of the job.
By the way, love how the writer sneaked the ‘gets off’ bit of the headline past the editor. Nice one!
Morning all.
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I used to work with a group of women at a Job Centre and we used to take it in turns to invite everyone round to our houses for dinner. This chap then started work at the Job Centre and was put with us…he was a bit odd, quiet and shy. We felt a bit sorry for him so invited him round to the next dinner. All was going well and he seemed to be coming out of his shell and enjoying himself. When the meal was finished, we went off in various directions, for a fag, taking plates away etc and this chap was left on his own briefly. I was the first one to go back in the room and caught him smelling all of our chairs ( he didn’t see me in the doorway). I never told any of the others about this and I was on edge every time he was out with us socially after that. The filthy cunt.
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Definitely a wrong un but her feeling violated and having to move is a little dramatic.
Pussy cam catches cock in the act….
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Well, the strange goings on behind the lace curtains of Suburbia. I imagine this kinkly practice is quite widespread. As we speak Kweer Charmer might be jerking off over a pair of AnalEase’s skid marked knickers. Streeting is probably tossing himself off over a photo of Kweer in his football kid. People ought to be careful there are cameras everywhere these days. After all, we are one of the most CCTV obsessed nations in the world.
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*football kid”…
Naughty Kweir.
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Could have been worse I spose….
https://sunderlandglobalmedia.org/17-year-old-boy-found-guilty-of-penetrating-a-horse-in-a-field/
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There’s been no mention that a cat ever existed. Wasn’t the CCTV just a set up to catch unfortunate workmen, using the scattered knickers as a trap ?
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Fair game guv.
If she was a dirty old minger with big meaty flaps then that is foul.
But, if she had some proper naughty underwear and a lovely tight ass and she was a little filly then go on son – I hope he was holding a picture of her while he did his vinegar face when he had his happy ending.
Don’t know what she is complaining about, he could have wiped his cock on her curtains.
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