(I suppose the world’s media will transcend on Paris for this lovely jubbly work’s outing, while banging on about Climate Change!- Day Admin)
As I’m sure all you avid sports fans are aware, Paris is hosting this year’s Festival of Sports Performance Enhancement sponsored by Eli Lilly, Moderna and Astra Zeneca. Yes, it’s the Olympic Games.
To showcase French culture to the world the organisers decided to have an Edith Piaf song performed at the Opening Ceremony. All well and good. Except the person they’ve chosen to sing it is an African hip hop artist, and my Gallic friends tell me anyone over the age of 35 in France is extremely pissed off about it.
Cue the inevitable cries of ‘far-right racism’ from the French Liberal Establishment aimed at anyone daring to criticise. The organisers are digging their heels in, so make a date in your diaries for 26th July Cunters to hear ‘La vie en rose’ performed chimpanzee-style.
For the benefit of the Horn Section, the lady in question performing in her underwear:
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
More N*gga shit
The woke cunts must have decided to piss everyone off fo get some publicity 😂
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In London, police chases are on the up as niggy nogs get their training in early.
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Bianca Williams has been training since December after her driving ban 😂
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Paris Olympics,Pfft.
Cycling and over seasoning food is all they’re good at.
An shrugging.
Gold medal at shrugging and dirty looks.
Sporting events should be held in a Muslim dictatorship!
Like Scotland.
The new Hate laws there forbidding jokes and humour.
Even in your own house.
Brilliant.👍
Racism is no laughing matter.
– B.Manning
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Hey Mis, I saw yesterday there was the first conviction in the country for cyber flashing.
Personally I’m a traditionalist and like to feel the wind in my face, and other places as I do Gods work. Some like the thrill of being chased by an angry dog and a fence or two, but not for me.
The look of at first horror and then the pointing and laughter followed by “is it fucking hibernating?” is what its all about.
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Yes LL,
I know nothing about this new fangled ‘cyber flashing ‘.
I’m a keen traditional dirty mack brigade member,
If Jack Hargreaves did a TV show about dying rural traditions he’d no doubt feature me.
Starting to get a bit of arthritis nowadays though.
Out in all weathers
Stood trembling at the top of a ladder,
It’s a young man’s game.
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its like this new cyber fishing, can’t get on with it myself, how the fuck am i supposed to cook it?
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Morning Miserable.
You forgot to mention collaboration.
You can also be sure that the Parisian bars and cafés will show some world class performances in the overcharging event. €300 for an expresso and a croissant, and a dirty look and a spit on the pavement if you don’t leave a tip of 15%. They’ll all retire afterwards to the Riviera.
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Morning Ron👍
Like those £5 cans of coke in London?
I’ve never understood the appeal of croissants?
A bread roll with psoriasis.
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Hahahaha !
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68612242
Must stick me overalls in the wash.
Good afternoon.
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👍
Hopefully one morning Banksy will awaken to find the side of his own house has been painted in a big fuck off mural of a union flag surrounded by spitfires and picture of Nigel Farage’s mug right in the middle of it.
See how the cunt likes it.
Afternoon Jack.
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Wanksy.
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Good afternoon Herman.
That’s a marvelous idea.
What would make it more marvelous is an immediate preservation order from the council. Then he couldn’t erase it.
The cunt.
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its apparent that the old tabby doing the singing isn’t a garlic she hasn’t got hairy legs and armpits and that feckin snooty look some frog tarts have, like there’s a nasty pong under their beaks which is probably themselves dirty unwashed collaborators.
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its all that shitting in a hole in the ground they do in pubs and cafes, even with your feet apart in the piss soaked footprints its hard to get your load to go straight down the hole in the floor, filthy lot the frogs, only went in the 70s never fancied it again
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Cultural appropriation aint it? Needs Al Jolson to sing it properly
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sootys will set new records again in the track events, they can’t half shift with a tv under each arm, looters the whole fucking lot, never watch the bleeding pelt myself rather take the dog out for a crap and annoy the neighbours
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Le bollocks to the lot of them .
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How come normal people getting dreadlocks is cultural appropriation, but the Cadbury folk are allowed blonde straight hair?
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Most listened to french singer?
Does that mean she’s good? Wasn’t there that Spanish Language song that overtook Gangnam style a few years ago? It’s so bland I can’t be fucked to remember it’s name.
If something has a billion listeners, it means it’s obvious, sanitised and over-marketed basic bitch music. Music for people without a personality.
Mr Bean and Baywatch had hundreds of millions of viewers, but neither were good television.
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