Every company and its dog now appears to have/need a strapline.
How did it get like this?
Even a one-man operation window cleaner now must have a fucking strapline.
However, I`m in two minds about this nom as I only want to target the massive corporate inane straplines – you know the ones (hit the link above), and I`m sure you cunters can come up with some more `appropriate` phrases for most of them.
But they can also be rather clever and funny.
A few years back I remember there was an estate agents office on a street. Then one day a strapline appeared under the company name: “We Sell Houses”
Now, I don`t know if they were trying to be deliberately funny or if they`d brainstormed the marketing to such a degree that in the end they simply imploded and said `Aye, that`ll do.`
Anyway, a few weeks later the butcher’s, next door, put up a new sign under their shop name: I Sell Meat.
Which was funny.
Now, I could go on to the far end of a fart with this, suffice to say that the best strapline I`ve ever seen was on the side of a builder`s van …
Patel and Singh | Builders: “You`ve tried the Cowboys – Now Try The Indians” …
Toyota Owners
Of course, this now begs the question, ADMINS, what`s this site`s strapline?
Perhaps you can open the floor to us cunters and have a competition with prize(s)?(Vorsprung Durch Fackoff! – Day Admin)
I`ll start the ball rolling…
“ISAC – Because There`ll Always Be Cunts”.
Nominated by: Sam Beau
ISLAM – We Hate You. We Kill You. We Rape Your Granddaughters.
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That’s more of a mission statement.
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‘Playful update’
Thank you Nike, you cunts
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I hope that there’s a massive boycott of their rip-off stuff. £129 for the shirt? Get fucked.
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James Cleverly has said just don’t buy the shirt, and fuck Nike (he didn’t actually say fuck Nike)
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My favourite strapline is the one where companies try to attract your business by claiming ‘we care’. Yeah course you fucking well do.
IsAC straplines?
‘Cool for Cunts’.
‘A Cunt A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play’.
Morning all.
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‘Is a cunt’
…….where not all cunts are useful.
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‘IsAC; You Can Cunt On Us’
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Unfortunately some companies have multiples of these vomit inducing straplines no less the cunt company I work for, these include and sadly I’m not joking:
“Building a better world. Together”😩
“Global centre of excellence”😳
“Total quality. Assured”🤢
“Building back ever better”🤮
No wonder the company logo resembles a S bend.
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ISAC
“For cunts that cunt!”
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ISaC
‘Cunt off’
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Saw a local electrician advertised as Wired and Wonderful
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Sam and Ellas cafe
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Does anybody remember the great Smirnoff vodka line ‘…until I discovered Smirnoff?’ eg ‘I thought pas de deux meant “father of twins” until I discovered Smirnoff’.
I always hoped that they’d have the nerve to go for ‘I thought Wanking was a town in China until I discovered Smirnoff’, but sadly they wouldn’t.
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‘I thought vodka tasted of something until I discovered Smirnoff’
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Talk about risky adverts!
This is a belter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4XIldOb2E&pp=ygUaYmFubmVkIHNjYW1waSBmcmllcyBhZHZlcnQ%3D
Shame they banned it.
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A shame indeed that’s fucking brilliant!
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Slogans should stay. Strap lines disappeared when teachers were band from chastising or disciplining unruly kids at schools.
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You don’t hear the slogan, “Strapadictomy” anymore.
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This will ruin your morning…….. https://www.oxfam.org.uk/about-us/the-inclusive-language-guide-when-we-include-everyone-we-can-overcome-poverty/
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‘Oxfam; Proudly Shagging Local Women for Fifty Years’.
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Sounds more like beastiality.
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No. It would give some parents the idea to what colour they should paint their kids bedrooms.
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My language to OXFART is SMEG OFF DEAR 😠
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Poor English in this guide anyway Paul. A sentence ending with a preposition, the word “which” used where it should be “whom” and a glaring split infinitive.
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Did they ever use the slogan. A Slow-Gun is a dead cop. Probably in Canada’s cellar.
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ISaC.
Journaling the Final Cuntdown,…
The Cuntdown to Extinction.
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Carol Vorderman counts for nothing
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Metropolitan Police – We stand by you… whilst you promote your hatred.
George Galloway – My only concern is for me.
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Klaus Schwab “Advert for Dignitas”
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Metrication UK, going the extra mile.
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metric is way ahead of imperial
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English collective of prostitutes, “for when your backs against the wall. “
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tried that back in my golden years, bank started questioning where i was getting all the thrupenny bits from
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NHS
’75 years old and completely fucked’
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