So okay, let me reach out to all you fellow cunters. I know that in the grand scheme of things, it’s a trivial cunting at the end of the day. But like, the use of the term ‘bombshell’ boils my piss, and I so mean literally boils my piss dude.
For example, ‘Prince Harry’s “bombshell” memoir. Or Prince Andrew’s ‘bombshell’ interview. Oh hang on; that interview wasn’t a ‘bombshell’, it was a ‘car crash’ (or a ‘dumpster fire’, for the benefit of our American friends).
One of these days you’re going to pick up your copy of ‘The Metro’ to see the headline ‘Knee’s “Bombshell” Fury’ splashed across the front page. Or maybe they’ll go for ‘ Pensioner Grandad Ron’s “Bombshell” Shock’ , to add a bit of personal interest. It’ll be a ‘bombshell’ outrage either way.
Anyhow, I’m really offended, and think that THEY should apologise; step up to the plate, know what I mean? I’m going to get a gin and tonic, see if I can’t chillax a bit.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Hi Hun ! that fucking gets me as the epitome of falseness, unless you’re talking to a member of the Fatherland.
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None of that list comes even close to the piss boiling potential of cunts who start every sentence with “So”. That’s an instant TV channel change or mental shut off for me.
It means two things:
1. I want everyone to think I went to university
2. I’m so fucking thick that my time there was wasted.
People who describe the most mundane shit as “incredible” come close second. If it’s not credible why the fuck are you telling me about it you cunt?
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Karine Jean-Pierre falls into that category, the thick, clamfelching shitter.
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Halfwit: Can I aks you somefin’?
Fuckwit: Man’s go’ah aks.
Halfwit: Ja reckon we is fick, innit.
Fuckwit: A hunded percen’.
Halfwit: I oftentimes fink abaat i’.
Fuckwit: Same. Oftentimes.
Halfwit: Ah ain’t gonna laiii to ya.
Fuckwit: I’ is wha’ i’ is.
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I think that’s coons, CM.
Although I’ve noticed that there are plenty of white yoof who’ve adopted a roadman-style accent.
If any kid of mine came home talking like that, I’d go full Old Testament on them.
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“Smashed it”. Smashed what exactly?Twats.”Economic Migrants”.No THEY ARE NOT THEY ARE FREELOADING PARASITES.
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Footballist mangers referring to ‘the group’ or ‘this group’……
Fuck off you cunts, it’s the team, or the squad or the player(s)
Wankers.
Another good one is care home adverts ‘later life well lived’
Well lived, yeah being beaten by a Philippino Male ‘nurse’ who don’t speak English, dribbling into your vest and being charged handsomely for the experience. Then death.
Cunts.
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This one from Merica.
Michael Schumacher is the ‘WINNINGIST’ driver in Formula 1.
Fuck off.
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There’s one more I’d like to add to the list, and that’s ‘problematic’.
This word, like ‘phobia’, has been hi-jacked by the smug sjw wokerati to signify their disapproval of a view or a person, and to justify any call to shut debate down or have someone ‘cancelled’ (heck, there’s another).
As in ‘Nigel Farage’s views on immigration are really problematic’.
I’ll tell you what’s really fucking problematic; smug sjw wokerati cunts. Go fucking cancel yourselves.
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I find people who use the word ‘problematic’ are usually cunts with the muscle mass and physiognomy of a rice pudding.
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Too right.
Oh dear. Perhaps I need to check my privilege.
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Can’t say problem though, too aggressive. You have to say challenging, according to edict 786,943 of Allowed Words by the PC Brigade.
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‘Rocked up’, ‘Mac’n’cheese’, ‘literally’, etc., etc.
Cunty terminology/words for cunty people.
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It’s hysterical when some commentator cunt like Jamie Carragher says something like ‘Mohammed Carpet is a player that’s literally only got one foot’.
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I would like to literally add the literal abuse of the term literally to the list.
Dumb cunts use it all the time as it’s the longest work they know…literally 👳🏿
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“At the end of the day”
“Turned round and said”
“Can I get?”
Cunts.
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“Are you guys ready to order?”
“No, fuck off and find someone who knows the difference between a bloke and a woman and I’ll tell them what we want to eat. You cunt”.
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‘How are you going with those drinks?’
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What the fuck does combobulated mean that cunt James O’Brien uses it all the time
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Just stop listening to the arsehole.
I did and it’s done wonders for my mental health.
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That cunt O’Brien has elevated miserablism to a fine art.
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I loathe all the shitty words they use in modern football.
Assists? Sod off. It’s crosses and always has been.
And cunts who call the FA Cup a ‘title’ can fuck off and die.
And twats who call the FA Cup final the ‘men’s’ FA Cup final can roast in Hell, It’s ‘the’ FA Cup final. Wimmins football is and means nothing.
And all that other shit inspired by foreign managers. Zonal marking, false nine, sweeper keeper and fucking wing backs. All that Pep Cuntiola shit.
And yes, I am sick about City thrsahing us today. And Erik Ten Twat can get fucked.
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And those cunts who now refer to batsmen as ‘batters’.
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People who say ‘spag bol’ always makke my teeth it.
And cunts like Ben Elton who refer to ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ as ‘Bo Rap’
I hate Ben Elton anyway, but that makes me despise the fucker even more.
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I fucking hate Ben Elton too!
Total cunt if ever there was one and bound to have wrote the crap lines in the otherwise brilliant, Blackadder.
Apparently Tony Robinson is also a complete cunt.
That came from someone with personal knowledge of the I’m a celebrity type of twat.
Grumpy fucker too, don’t let that smiling on tv jib fool you.
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Key deliverables
Smashed it out of the park
So I turned to him and said… and he turned to me and said….
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Passive income.
Side hustle.
DINK – Apparantly the term for a couple with no little shit. Or Dual income no kid.
Fam.
Referring to someone as the main character.
Referring to insignificant people as GOATs.
Life hack.
Genuinely fucking idiotic language deliberately invented to be different, but makes you look a dumb cunt in the process.
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Showrunner….
Horrible term used by bellends on Doctor Whoke, like Stephen Moffatt and Russell T. Deviant.
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The ‘matey’ way cunts say ‘Mo’ Farah and ‘Mo’ Salah. Mo is short for Maureen, not Mohammed, you utter cunt trumpets.
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And all this modern changing names bullsshit.
In Morrissons frozen food isle, it now says ‘Chicken Kyiv’ on the box.
In English, it’s Kiev, you bastards. Just because the place is infested with dooshkas, doesn’t mean we have to bloody talk it.
And ‘Beijing Duck’. It’s fucking Peking Duck. We are English, not chinx.☹
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Bromance.
I fucking loathe it….👿
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Multiverse. Used by Marvel wanking, Spiderman onesie wearing sad fucks.🤣
110%. Used by stupid, jack diddly squat talking office cunts.🙄
There’s no such thing as either.
And any cunt who calls shite like Little Mix and One Direction a ‘band’ should be cast into the pit.🔥🔥🔥👿
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