Smuggies

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Earlier today I put a comment on the latest Lineker cunting, saying just how insufferably smug the jug-eared cunt is. I hope you’ll indulge me as it’s set me off on one about Smug Bastards in general, or ‘smuggies’ as I call them.

You’ll all have encountered them on your journey through life; those pricks with a conceited, inflated sense of their own worth and importance, and who aren’t afraid to let you know it.

Not unexpectedly, these self-regarding twats have an eye for any hint of the limelight, which is why the world of ‘celebrity’ and ‘personality’ teems with them. By way of easy illustration, I offer a few examples from my own extensive list of Smug Cunts I’d Like To Punch Repeatedly.

Let me see now… there’s Stephen Fry, Madonna, Owen Jones, Justin Welby and Ian Hislop. They all ooze smugness, and their heads are so far up their own arseholes that they must love the smell of their own farts. To this cast of extreme undesirables I’ll add ‘Doctor’ Tessa Dunlop, James O’Brien, ‘Shouty Shola’, Yasmin Alibaba-Brown and Emma Thompson. They can’t resist condescending to give us their opinions on anything under the sun from their little corner in the public eye, whether we actually asked for them or not.

Needless to say I could cunt on for pages on this theme, but you get the idea. I’m not over-fond of arrogant, self-righteous airheads. On the basis that a picture’s worth a thousand words, I’ll close with some images of the Duchess Of Smug herself, the one, the only Meghan Snarkle. Here she is bless her, preening away embarrassingly in front of the cameras at some event, resisting attempts by the organisers to get her to shift out of the way. To paraphrase the ghastly Rachel Zegler, ‘smug, smug!’

Oh well, at least they give us a few laughs at their expense in this miserable world. It’s not all bad.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

82 thoughts on “Smuggies”

  3. Just for a minute I thought this nom was going to be about the illegalsšŸ˜¬ good morningšŸ¤—

  4. Easter Island headed Richard Osman.
    What a smug cunt he is.

    Producers of TV programmes must be oblivious to his smugness.

    His many game shows are unwatchable.

    • He is a TV producer. He got the job presenting pointless with Univrrsity pal Alexander Armstrong during a pitch where he said another person would be the co-host but the beeb said he should do it.

      • That Alexander Armstrong takes smugness to a new level.

        I fuckin despise him.
        Especially when he sings in that fruity voice.

      • Good Morning

        I quite like Alexander Armstrong, one of the few people at the BBCunts who actually votes Conservative apparently.

    • And now the bugger is racking it in with his books; thatā€™s probably added to his smugness

  6. And that cunt Ben Shepherd who gets paid for asking tedious questions and commentating on a coin drop machine.

    Always giving the correct answers and pretending that he isn’t getting the information through his ear piece.

  7. Me,gain Sparkle is a special kind of cunt, I am amazes to good ol yanks still tolerate her, she makes other cunts easier to tolerate.
    All they need to do is stop invitingthis loon to events and don’t give her any attention, she will then hopefully just turn to dust and blow away, at least in the UK everyone just see, s her as a skid mark on the Y fronts, which is exactly what she is.
    Why oh why hasn’t that yacht thing been explored further, just enough to prove that she will eat some Arabs shit for pressies.
    She truly is the queen of cunts, honestly I’m disappointed old Phil didn’t organise a cut and shut Merc and a crash for her/them….

    • I think the Suckess of Fuckwit is (well?) tolerated because she’s like a train wreck.

      We can’t look away because we have a morbid fascination with impending disaster.

  8. Celebrity chefs are often smug.
    Not sure why?

    Puffs job isn’t it?

    They often are moody, rude cunts as well .

    Nana Afua on GB news was interviewing that eyetie one Aldo Zilli,
    He didn’t listen to a fuckin word she said,
    Just waffled about how marvellous he was.

    He reckons he grew up on his dad’s farm with very little to eat as a kid.
    On a farm that supplies produce to shops?!

    The fuckin bullshitting cunt.

  10. Smugness to me means Keir Starmer – the little Anthony Blair wannabee. His dad was a toolmaker and his mum was a nurse and his wife works in the NHS. He is Jewish by marriage, but he is the Chief Rabbi as well as the Archbishop of Canterbury. He has “a hunger” to be PM. I wish David Lammy had a hunger for him and put him in his cooking pot, and danced round it stark bollock naked with his spear. He could shove Yvette Sugartits Cooper in with him to make rissoles.

  11. Paul Merton is just oozing smugness..

    I remember that prick remaking galton and simpson scripts, thinking he was Tony Hancock..

    Your not, you one trick pony..

    • I have always had a theory that the BBC keep ancient panel games Just A Minute (1967 – ) and Have I Got News For You (1990 – ) just to keep Merton from having to sign on for JSA. As he is now of pensionable age they should get rid of all three old relics.

  12. In the nom Ron mentions Dr Tessa Dunlop.

    Ive seen her throw a tantrum a few times on various things.

    I don’t think she’s a full shilling?

    It’s probably a left over from being a spoilt toddler,
    Mummy and daddy gave in to her outbursts and it became a mechanism for getting her own way .

    Reckon she’d be a right good rattle!
    Nutty birds usually are.

  15. To the groups “celebrity” and “personality” surely should be added politicians. It would take me several seconds to compose a list of MPs who I would take delight in driving the car over repeatedly. Remember the ’97 election? Watching the results coming in, thinking I must go to bed now and then another cabinet minister loses his seat! His expression as sick as a parrot in place of the usual smug smirk. Seeing Ed Balls get the bum’s rush in 2015 and then desperately trying and failing to emulate Michael Portillo as a television personality. Heartwarming, it really is.

  16. What a great list of smuggies so far suggested. Do you think weā€™ve got more of them in the UK? Perhaps the General can tell us about our American cousins.

    • I’ll nominate all the smug liberals who horse-laughed their way to November 2016 with the refrain; ‘who on earth’s gonna vote for this guy?’

  17. Be careful what you wish for Ron.

    The lad who ā€˜violently assaultedā€™ that smug poofter Owen Jones got 2 years and had a trial without a Jury

    That was a law brought in by Satan Blair whilst we were all looking the other way.

    It was brought in where there was clear evidence of Jury tampering.

    So some fuckwit who has it happened was far from a career criminal was stiched up by the establishment because he attacked one of their poster boys.

    That said if I am ever given a terminal diagnosis Iā€™ll sort your list for you and probably add a few others.

  18. Boundless self-confidence is the most important lesson learnt at public school. Heirs to The Empire. ‘Smuggies’ have control of the Home Civil Service, the justice system and the HM Forces, They will always get their way.

  19. I love the sight of Markle smugly preening in front of the cameras in the clip attached to the nom.

    She really is in the exclusive Champions League of Cunts; her head’s so far up her own arse that it’s a miracle she can ever extract it, and her skin’s thicker than a rhino.

    Totally tawdry and cheap. The word ‘vulgar’ might have been invented for her.

    Morning all.

  23. Iā€™m sorry chaps we have to accept that some members of our society are on a higher platform so to speak. They radiate an intense field of condescending energy that powers us less fortunate ones, so even we, in the weevil holes of the universe can experience some of their god like personalities. Surely these are the descendants of the ancient aliens that tv channel Blaze is so obsessed with. They carry the ancient alien genes which give them such power and influence which is very odd because they are all massive cunts. Such is life as we know it get your tinfoil hat on my dogs wear theirs proudly God help.me if they got Marklelised

  24. Excellent nom – smugness is the keystone character trait of the know-it-all lefty twat. Thereā€™s no disputing that theyā€™re right and that youā€™re an ignorant mouth breather who is only worth a smirking shaking of the head.

    My own haā€™pennyā€™s worth; all the smug bastards – fellow ā€œcomediansā€ and their smug fucking audiences – that insist Rosie Jones is funny and not just a prop of leftist woke bastards wanting to cancel working class humour and force political correctness into our leisure time. It takes an act of truly self-deluding smugness to repress the fact that, in the words of the great Manning, sheā€™s about as funny as a burning orphanage.

  25. Immediately someone annoys me, they are kicked into touch. Out of my minds eye. They are only reminded of when mentioned on here, which can’t be helped. One needs to know, to forget and that’s how it is with me. Making up anagrams of their names helps. Heer Leikner springs to mind. Living alone helps and the willpower comes easy and these cunts I call nonentities are easily disposed of.

  26. The wife wants to add that cunt Michael Winner to the list, as, as she puts it, ‘the smuggest bastard of all time’.

    She’s right to add him, of course; I just left him off out of respect for the dead.

    • Michael Winner had charm. He once called me his ‘Dear Boy’! Brilliant.

    • He really fancied his chances as a food and fine wine connoiseur as well, the smug, condescending bastard.

      I always remember that wonderful ‘Top Tip’ from ‘Viz’;

      ‘Chefs; always keep a hypodermic syringe full of spunk handy, in case Michael Winner comes into your restaurant and asks for soup’.

      Oh and speaking of smug cunts, what on earth has happened to that twat Ed Davey. He’s doing a fine impression of the Invisible Man.

      • Hi Ron,
        When Ricky Gervais first started out, he asked Michael Winner in an interview, after being told of poor service in restaurants, how much waiters piss must he have drank since becoming a critic.

    • He didn’t look that smug when introduced to my Rottweiler.

      I think Nervous would be a better description

  27. Iā€™m afraid itā€™s Norman St John-Stevarse for me, after an encounter outside Parliamentā€¦
    What a cunt he was. I suspect JRM is the sameā€¦

  28. Slightly off topic, but not at the same time.

    Where I work, we have just completed a bunch of Housing association flats which are earmarked for the nurses and other NHS staff at the local hospital.

    Somehow a drug dealing tea-swigger seems to have bagged himself a place in the same block.

    Because it is housing association, there are no parking spaces, but this doesn’t seem to put Dealer McDope off of parking his range rover and Audi outside.

    Well, it didn’t until I reported both vehicles as having no tax or MoT to DVLA. šŸ˜

    Feeling ever so slightly smug at this moment in time.

  29. Robbie Williams, I loathe that smug wanker. Got a face like a gurning gorillas arse. Honourable mentions to Gary Barlow, another fat smug wanker, Keir Starmer, oily smug twat and Simon Le Bon, another fat talentless smug cunt.

    • I’ll add the insufferable Posh Spice to your showbiz noms Bob. She invariably has that ‘up herself’ look on her kisser.

  30. Royal bedwetter nicholas witchell, smugness of the highest order. Gordon ramsay is always angry because he is doing a womans job. Ā©Sir micky flanagan.

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