Are we really that stupid and are they really that desperate?
This Shower of Cunts really just show pure contempt for the average Joe bloggs, not that long ago the Shiny dak was pulling the knife out of Bozos back and now this ……
Look at the pair of CUNTS in that picture, what would you like to do to them……..???
Nominated by: Paul
(A little on the short side.See Rule 3 on the noms page. But we’ll let it through this time – Day Admin)
Consign them to the dustbin of history.
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This suits me, short and sweet, that’s what we are here for to fill in the blanks.
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The stuttering well dressed scarecrow is back. What for, if only for us birds to shit on once more.
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Yes, we’re a bunch of blankers.
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Well the short arse chai wallah brought the unelected pig fucker Cameron back..
So stranger things have happened..
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Vote establishment, get establishment.
Spoil your ballot paper, publicise it on soshul meedja, do it in the millions.
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Boris isn’t just the turd that won’t flush, he is the ingrained Domestos resistant shit stain on the bowl.
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The chasm between these cunts and the man on the street grows wider with every passing day..
How odd that politicians are able to send billions of pounds,weapons to Ukraine plus allow hundreds of thousands of them to move here..but are powerless or wrapped up in red tape when it comes to stopping some rubber dinghies or deporting foreign criminals.
These Gravy Train Cunts can shuffle their seats as much as they like bit they are finished,not that they give a fuck of course.
Democracy as we have it is a sham,first past the post?
Fuck that,vote Oven.
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More and more people have their eyes open. Labour win two seats with 35% turnout, 65 percent of people don’t believe in the system.
What sort of detachment from reality does it require to think we want that cunt anywhere near power again?
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Indeed.
As that legendary piece of Roman grafitti put it all those years ago;
‘Noli suffragari; Senatus consultum factus est’
(‘Don’t vote’ the Senate will get in’)
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Nil bastardi carborundum.
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Recession, death and misery. The legacy of these two cunts.
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Perhaps the little political wallah feels sorry for “poor” Boris and wants to help him out
https://www.politics.co.uk/reference/boris-johnson-salary/
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/28/sunak-is-almost-a-billionaire-with-a-net-worth-double-king-charles.html
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Oven
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That’s the ticket.
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What a choice of cunts we have. One of this pair of cunts or Starmer. We either go bust or go bust while indulging the mentally ill with their bollocks in frock.
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Suntan millionaire needs to make Englishman and ex Oz PM Tony Abbott a Lord then immigration minister.His legacy here ensured 24 Pakistani and Bangladesh adult male boat folk that showed up on the weekend are NOW! on their way to Nauru, never to be allowed back. He fixes problems.
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Tony told them how to do it and was ignored!
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I’m amazed how Wishy Washy could even think about bringing this cunt back into the frame, especially after digging that festering old corpse, Cameron out of the petrified shitheap he was buried in after 2016.
There were backbench revolts aplenty under Boris’s watch, as there are now under Cuntface. The party will just splinter into a thousand pieces of BJ even smells the seats of No, 10.
Moreover, who the fuck wants that Carrie bitch back in power!
The Tories are well and truly fuckety fucked!
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Given I sense more than a hint of Malcolm Tucker in this post, Technocunt, I would like to take this opportunity to refer to Boris Johnson as “a mincing fucking cunt.”
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Ah, a fan of The Thick of It, I see.
Great sitcom/parody which I binge-watch from time to time.
Tucker really is a slimy greaseball, but some of his observations were totally spot on.
One of my fave quotes of his is ““The guy is an epic fuck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.”” which could be applied to BJ, Wishy Washy, Starmer or any other cunt on the front or opposition benches.
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I certainly am a fan. I too crack on with a bi-annual binge of TTOI; especially if I’m feeling particularly angry.
A personal MT favourite is “darling, I wouldn’t fucking piss on you if you were allergic to piss.”
I oft watch the news for my annual political satire fix, now.
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On the one cheek, Boris is a bit like an encrusted patch of stubborn dried diarrhoea on the soiled undercrackers of a party straining to contain the spotty arse of politics. Starmer resembles a nodule of faecal matter clinging to a hair on the other wrinkled cheek.
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The bumbling arse Boris lost it when he gave way to the stupid expensive counter productive lockdowns we’re still paying for. Him and that unelected millionaire can feck off.
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He listened to the science! Including the science around a pint and a Scotch Egg.
Unforgivable!
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It’ll take decades for the Conservative party to rid itself of the stench of Boris Johnson (if ever) and the lasting damage he and his incompetent cronies have inflicted on our country.
Sunak was instrumental in getting the gratuitous, congenital liar elected as PM, standing in for Johnson during interviews and leaders debates while the frit jellyfish hid in the fridge.
Whatever happens next, the Tories are toast.
Hard to imagine any conservative minded person voting Tory at the general election.
Loathsome bunch of chancers, one and all.
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Amen to that.
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I have for decades, but no more.
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I also have voted Conservative for more years than i care to remember but no more.. I just hope that everybody else who has been saying the same thing stick to their guns.
And yes I’ve heard the usual ” oh a vote for anyone but the Tories will let Labour in” – well I don’t give a flying fuck – the are all a bunch of total cuntfucks.
So it’s a choice between Reform or seeing how many swear words I cam get on my ballot paper.
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Itchy ballsack and the cunt-servatives have left the door open for the last 14 years..
And the country has been trashed..
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The LabCon roadshow is coming to town. All of them bow to the giant hedge funds. Truss found out what happens if you wonder off script.
Democracy is a sham, we never got a vote to sanction mass immigration and we certainly won’t be allowed to vote against it.
The laws currently progressing through parliament will make sure more people keep their eyes closed and mouths shut.
Voting for any of these cunts will do the same as sticking a hot poker up your own arse.
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The acronym ‘APAC’ could just as easily stand for politicians as the police.
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Watch out for them desperately saying
“a vote for Reform is a vote for Labour”….
Well we aren’t scared of that anymore you tory cunts.
Weve had that for the last 14 years.
They’re all the same,
Smoke & mirror self serving Westminster rats.
I’m spoiling my ballot until a truly fat Right party comes along.
Not that ducky little Richard Tice either.
I’ve had enough of Cunts like him.
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Far Right.
Not fat Right.
I’m so angry my tourettes and dyslexia have kicked in.
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I suspect Richard Tyce is a wrong ‘un. 🤔
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Vote Reform let lefty labour in.
Don’t vote Reform let lefty Tories in.
Fuck it i’m voting Reform just for the hell of it. What’s to lose?
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As will I be. I’ll be written out of the will if I ever voted Labour.
I voted Tory until 2019. Richard Tice and that cunt Nigel Farage both make my skin crawl.
However, what needs to be done needs to be done!
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In the absence of any other right-of-centre party, I shall be voting Reform.
I’ve not seen any policy which I support enacted into law in the last 14 years, so why should I care which left-of-centre party wins? There may be a marginal difference in the rate at which the country disappears down the toilet, but that’s all.
At least I’ll be secure in the knowledge that I tried to save us…
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Fuck’s sake. Sorry, Steaming. I’m somewhat sleep deprived and my head’s up my arse at the minute.
By my post, I meant I’ll he voting Reform too — as you said, fuck it.
I wish we had a figure like The Donald in the UK.
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Idiots who have been voted out should never be allowed to come back. They’ve been voted out for a reason – because they proved to be a waste of space.
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@Allan
Come on, Man!
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Trump may be a self proclaimed sex offender, but at least he’s our sex offender.
Can’t say the same about the Clintons.
MAGA – Make America Grope Again!
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It’s like choosing between dog shite and cat shite for tea.
I want neither
No one to vote for.
In a poll of Tory voters over half want Boris Johnson back?!!¡
Wtf.
Like a battered wife or something.
Please piss in my mouth and whisper it’s champagne.
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The whole thing about Boris being this Churchillian figure got on my tits.
He isn’t fit to light his cigar. He probably sees this as unfinished business since he was forced out. Why the fat bastard just doesn’t sign up for the American speaking tour and bore other rich cunts or sit on a board for a few days a year.
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Yeah.
It irked me too.
Churchill was a great man.
Boris is a waste of spunk.
Only thing they had in common was they’re both borderline diabetic.
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This whole “Sunak opens door to Boris Johnson making a dramatic political comeback” is a crock of Daily Express shit from start to finish. Nowhere does Sunak come anywhere close to suggesting the possibility of Johnson returning to government. Just the usual Express nonsense designed to pacify those deluded Tory voters who still want to cling to the myth that Johnson was stabbed in the back and forced out of office by sinister forces. No. Johnson stabbed himself multiple times in the front, he has no one to blame but himself. Besides, anyone who imagines the utter contempt he showed for ordinary people during lockdown (partygate) will ever be forgotten or forgiven by the British public is obviously living in a fool’s paradise.
Btw, It’s an appalling tragedy the NHS did not have the foresight to bump him off blaming Covid when they had the opportunity.
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I despise these 2 arrogant shit weasels.Bludgeon the pair to death.
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Nil bastardi carborundum.
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Agreed 👍
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