Emergency cunting, Admin!
At time of writing (24/12/23) I haven’t a clue who’s on that list, and to be honest I don’t want to know. But whoever is on there it will cause a great deal of annoyance, anger and negative comments from most everyone in this country.
I expect the usual vacuous showbiz celebs will definitely be in there with a few OBEs here MBEs there and the odd knighthood for a cunt who has spent his/her life doing his job and nothing more, (and getting paid handsomely for it), but for some reason is now deserving of a gong.
Then they’ll be those politicians and faceless unaccountable civil servants – both of whom get rewarded with gongs just for doing their jobs as well (quite often very badly in fact.)
Add to that the sportspeople and other high-end cunts most of whom you’ve never heard of.
And then you get the token gesture awards the plebs, most of whom have gone the extra mile, made great sacrifices, generated lots of money for good causes for 30 or 40 years, but only ever end up with an MBE at most!
There will the be usual calls to have this farce cancelled. But too many vested interests will want it retained. But its still a bloody pisser though, especially when they hand out gongs across the inclusion and diversity arena:-
“Congratulations, Mr Abdul Mohammed CuntyCunt. Here’s a knighthood for services to dinghy riders, kiddy fiddling, hand grenades, AK47s and C4s”
Note to Admin: depending on when (or if) this nom is published, would it be possible to add a news link when the NY Honours are made official?
Nominated by Technocunt.
Leona Lewis???
Pass me the sick bowl, someone.
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Who?
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A Simon Cowell project from the mid-late noughties.
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Awards for doing your job, which you are most likely handsomely paid for.
Typical BBC article breaking down the percentages of ethnics being awarded gongs.
Probably not high enough for those race grifting cunts..
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That cunt Eavis looks as if his head has been put on upside down.
Owning a fuck off sized field where some old has beens can warble out of tune to tens of thousands of ‘fans’ with more cash than sense hardly merits the bestowing if a NY’s Honour.
Every year there are calls for reform but it never happens. A blatant means for some party donors to buy their way into the House of Cadavers. This is my real beef. Cunts.
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Perhaps your good lady wife will tell you about a similar cronyism that exists in the NHS in which certain consultants can be awarded “clinical excellence”awards (amounting to over £30000 on top of their NHS salaries. These dubious awards which in the past were called “merit awards” and “discretionary points” seemed to be obtained by those consultants who spent the lowest number of hours on face-to-face patient care!
In other words if they worked their asses off looking after patients doing “clinical” work they wouldn’t have the time (or more likely the energy) to be sitting on various bullshit committees and steering groups that seem to be highly valued when the cunts put themselves up for these awards.
I’m pretty sure that all these “non clinical” activities take place between 9 and 5 rather than out of hours…. Can’t be in two places at once.
In my opinion these should be renamed as “Bullshitting Awards” When they were called “discretionary points” this was decided by the LAC (Local Awards Committee) which in practice really meant the Local Asskissing Committee!
PS In my Trust one of the recipients of these awards year in and year out happened to have a very lucrative private practice in Orthopaedic Surgery, a specialty that in the NHS has ridiculously long waiting lists! “Clinical” excellence my arse!
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Happy New Year everybody, I reckon it’s going to be a cunt. By the end of the year the population will no doubt be outnumbered by the dinghy paddlers. The population will be turfed out of their house to accommodate them and we’ll all be living in mud huts in the various national parks dotted around the country.
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Close down most universities and house the dinghy folk in the halls of residence. It’s going to happen eventually as most students can learn via the internet these days.
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Already started https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12464659/University-students-scrambling-accommodation-weeks-start-new-term-kicked-rooms-used-house-migrants.html
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That was outside the regular university terms. i think the lowest performers will shut permanently as accomodation and tuition fees increase and it becomes far cheaper to learn and submit papers via the university website. the main campus with libaries might still be open with faculty offices but the majority of halls and grounds could be sold off.
A monthly or once a semester meeting with tutors as well as examinations. all lecturers could be done as streaming/catch-up videos via the site.
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The ‘honours’ system is the mark of approval from the ruling class. Who would actually want one of the tawdry baubles of the Establishment? Knight Commander of the Bath? Sounds like a superior type of plumber. Except plumbers are both useful and highly skilled people.
And yes, I do see the irony of slagging off the Establishment and their titles after awarding myself the Imperial Crown of the Great Nation of East Anglia.
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Just the Establishment patting itself on the back. zlook at the numbers of civil servants and advisers getting honours for fucking up the covid response, including demented prick mandate prick ‘Rt. Hon.’ Sajid Javid, then you have the chief executives of banks and NGO, a couple of silks, and Professors of studies for services to science (fair enough in those cases).
The likes of Eavis and Cooper are just a sop, leading the headlines and to dupe the public that this is somehow representative. The most diligent of whose who actually help the public will get the table scraps of the MBE.
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*those
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I couldn’t give a flying fuck about letters after names.
Happy new year, how many stabbings in the London firework induced smoke last night…….
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The fireworks from London last night were preceded by a large sign that stated ‘ The Mayor of London Presents’.
Did the short arse cunt pay for them?
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He really is a smug,little, arrogant ,weapons grade cunt.
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Nope.Taxpayers.Short arsed runt.
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London: Open to everyone, unless your white, heterosexual, a car driver or Jewish
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..and a white lad getting stabbed.
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I like an equivalent of MBBS after the names of doctors I see, preferrably the full FRCP/S,
People who fuck about for 7 years to obtain a Ph.D in Gender studies or a D.Phil in Gayblack and insist on being called ‘doctor’ can go fuck themselves, but only after serving me at the drive-through window.
‘hot sauce… salt… any plastic straws?’
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Cronyism.Pure and simple.Awards for failure.The whole system wants scrapping.King Jugears wants feeding to his plants.
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I wonder why they were so desperate to get L S Lowry on board? Five times he told them where to stick their gongs.
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I couldn’t name one of those people in the picture though I’d guess the one on the right is called Akela.
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Michael Eavis is the only one I recognise.
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Honours system loses its sense of modesty…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67763075
The phuquers!
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‘A peerage…….add credibility…’
Who are they kidding? I wouldn’t trust any of the cunts to tell me what fucking day it is.
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It’s a good excuse for sad cunts to dress up and pretend they are important and worthy of recognition..
Made up by cunts and awarded by cunts.
New Year Oven.
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Seconded Unkle 👍
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I should of been on that honours list,
But No !!!
Face don’t fit see?
Too working class.
My charity work for cripple removal men should of bagged me a knighthood but they overlooked me for a load of wøgs, multimillionaire farmers, splitarse goalkeepers and landlords who look like the predator.
Fuckin fix.🖕
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Should have put a dress on.
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On the telly last night Sixdog, “The Producers” shown through midnight. Beats J. Holland’s shit by a country mile and has an extended scene where the piss is taken mercilessly out of a man wearing a dress. 1967. Today a man has been given a gong for wearing a dress. We are finished.
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You won Cunter of the year last year. Far more prestigious than an MBE.
Are you going to relinquish the gravy stained Motorhead T-shirt of office and let some other cunter have a crack this year?
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Suppose so Odin,
The responsibility was getting to me,
And it was effecting my meglamania.
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Good to see Tim Martin in there though but.
That’ll have the Guardianistas fainting, clutching their pearls.
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Saying that geordie, have you ever seen Tim Martin and Geert Wilders in the same room.
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I would have preferred to see Tony Martin.
Services to thinning out the gene pool.
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Accepting a knighthood is the true mark of a cunt.
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In honor of the new King and Queen they should all get something that symbolizes the new monarchs…the Order of the Tampon.
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Now now, you Americans don’t have titles do you? Some of you get a presidential medal but you don’t understand what it means to give a man in a dress a knighthood.
Off you go Grayson, defend the realm with your cherry red lipstick.
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If the Blair creature can become a Knight of the Garter then any piece of shit can get a honour. The whole system has been cheapened by the ferral scum that tick the box for the diversity quota.
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Jilly cooper got a award,
She’s the absolute spit double of cinematic cad Terry Thomas!
Not sure what she got it for?
Being a mate of Camilla’s?
Camilla the new queen 😁
She looks like Tim Martin the wetherspoons cunt.
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I’m glad you mentioned her. I was trying, for some reason, to remember her name, no chance.
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Michael Eavis, services to charidee.
Each festival donates around 2 million apparently.
If they honestly believe that comes out of his bottom line they’re more fucking stupid than I thought.
An overgrown hippy on the make, along with his equally avaricious daughter.
Still, at least it looks like the government are down with the middle class kids.
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Michael Eavis,
For services to looking like a kiddie fiddler.
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🤣🤣🤣 true
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Naturally they all regard the system as anachronistic and divisive. But to refuse a gong would seem churlish on their part.
Good morning all
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This is beyond parody:
Meanwhile, Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby is made a Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order (RVO) for conducting King Charles’ coronation service. This award is selected independently by the King.
Services to piss taking.
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A good reward for a two hour gig.
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Also a member of the SAGE and Onion party receives a “Knighthood” for wanting to extend the lockdown period.Are they taking the piss? Hangman’s noose is preferred.Odious shit weasels.
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So fucking true that cunt and Ferguson should be in prison for peddling bullshit.
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Welby.
A Cunt for All Seasons.
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Welby, servicing choir boys since 1965
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Happy New Year to all fellow pointers out of the truth and how the dwindling body of sensible and conventionally moral people really see and feel about things. End of grovel. I am incensed to see that Paul Hollywood and Mary Portas have been honoured, one for being a fat scouse bastard and the other for providing guidance as to what the ridiculously named Lionesses might do to amuse one another on long and lonely nights in distant hotel rooms when competing in the later stages of the prestigious Weetabix Cup that everybody’s heard of, or perhaps has not. The only good thing about recent honours lists is that the detestable old scouse boot Nadine Dorries has been unable to fawn and ingratiate her worthless way on to one of them. Cheered me up no end.
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Nadine Dorries wouldn’t turn up
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What’s the point of honours anymore? You turn up to collect your MBE for 40 years of public service and some ponce in a dress is getting a knighthood for being a cock in a frock and a chimp is getting an OBE for stringing two words together in hood rat English.
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The fucking energy cunts have awarded a rise in gas and leccy, to help suppliers cover the costs of cunts who can’t (won’t) fucking pay.
How about just cutting the cunts off, with a Happy New Year 😂
It must warm cunters hearts to know they will be chipping in to help the needy, perhaps we should all be given a gong in the new years honour list, the order of the fucking Mug.
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Love it.
Three options.
Take it out or profits
Cut share dividends
Make good customers pay for the bad
Government goes with screwing the public again.
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As soon as somebody defaults they should be be put on pre-paid gas and electric for good. That might make people reduce consumption to what they know they can afford before getting to a point where they can’t/won’t pay. As a boy, in the winter I would I go out to look for firewood to help eke out what coal we could afford. Did me no harm and, as the eldest of five, I was proud and humbled to help my overworked and struggling mother. The cost of defaulters should be borne from profits otherwise there is little incentive for providers to prevent abuse.
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I shall ignore all this to save myself. Live in my own little world and pretend it all never happened. There, I’m feeling better already. Its gone.
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All on here should be knighted for just thinking of those knighted, whom shouldn’t have been knighted. See how ridiculous it sounds.
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Burrow and Sinfield should’ve been knighted. The work they’ve put in raising money for MND research is nothing short of extraordinary.
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But that helps the people the government woukd rather see dead.
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Good old Grayson.
There is nothing like a Dame.
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The list of those who turned these bastard awards down includes;
Aldous Huxley
J.G.Ballard
Roald Dahl
Dawn French
Jennifer Saunders
John Cleese
David Bowie
Jim Broadbent
Albert Finney
Ken Loach
L.S. Lowry
Ken Loach sums it up;
it’s not a club you want to join when you look at the villains who’ve got it.”
Albert Finnery was also right to say it ‘perpetuates snobbery’
For quite a few of them it’s the Empire part they don’t like. if only more lefty celebricunts were as principled.
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*Finney
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Let’s not forget Mick Jagger, who wanted the gong so bad and then skipped the ceremony.
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George Harrison was offered a posthumous knighthood.
His widow said that it was totally pointless.
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i draw the line at cunts who receive awards and honours for simply doing their jobs they ha ve chose in their lives…and unlike someone who has worked on a tesco checkout for 30 years without a day off stick, who wont receive an OBE for services to retail, their highly paid CEO who skips very well paid jobs every 5 years and donates to a particular political party with the companys money, will almost certainly receive a knighthood….just look at the the ‘sirs’ in charge of large high street companies….bunch of cunts
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They are 👏👏
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I recall way back in summer 1973 working milk lorries in Portsmouth. One of the blokes served in KGV at the Battle of Barents Sea. I didn’t ask him his rank or role; get sunk by Jerry up there and you died.
Thirty years later he had been in non stop employment ,family to raise etc , starting at 5 am six days week.
No fucker ever thought to recognise him.
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They get paid for doing a job they signed up for. Why turn them into showoffs ?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the whole business stinks worse than a Pa Key’s asshole.
What was the thick-as-shit Monarch thinking by giving the Archbishop of Cunterbury a knighthood, simply for doing his fucking job!?
Go back to whispering sweet nothings to the seedlings in your window box you jug-eared
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I still have PTSD from witnessing HMTQ Queen Elizabeth having Madonna presented to her and touching Madge’s hand, knowing where it had been. And then that Slag wot married her poncy grandson. Just really a revolting site.
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