Emergency cunting, Admin!
At time of writing (24/12/23) I haven’t a clue who’s on that list, and to be honest I don’t want to know. But whoever is on there it will cause a great deal of annoyance, anger and negative comments from most everyone in this country.
I expect the usual vacuous showbiz celebs will definitely be in there with a few OBEs here MBEs there and the odd knighthood for a cunt who has spent his/her life doing his job and nothing more, (and getting paid handsomely for it), but for some reason is now deserving of a gong.
Then they’ll be those politicians and faceless unaccountable civil servants – both of whom get rewarded with gongs just for doing their jobs as well (quite often very badly in fact.)
Add to that the sportspeople and other high-end cunts most of whom you’ve never heard of.
And then you get the token gesture awards the plebs, most of whom have gone the extra mile, made great sacrifices, generated lots of money for good causes for 30 or 40 years, but only ever end up with an MBE at most!
There will the be usual calls to have this farce cancelled. But too many vested interests will want it retained. But its still a bloody pisser though, especially when they hand out gongs across the inclusion and diversity arena:-
“Congratulations, Mr Abdul Mohammed CuntyCunt. Here’s a knighthood for services to dinghy riders, kiddy fiddling, hand grenades, AK47s and C4s”
Note to Admin: depending on when (or if) this nom is published, would it be possible to add a news link when the NY Honours are made official?
Nominated by Technocunt.
Dame Mary Fucking Earps.
Sir Uncunti Gaytwat.
Dame Phoebe Waller Cunt
That’s what coming next….
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