The BBC trying to sell us Wimmins crap, again….
the Beebscum did a ‘special’ yesterday on some artist (woman, naturally) who calls herself ‘Margot of Margate’. The fact that she isn’t from Margate didn’t seem to bother the BBC tosspots. But the way the woke monkeys gushed over her ‘artwork’?
‘Oooh! Drew Barrymore is a fan!’ So fucking what? And no one has heard of her in years. Barrymore is famous for two things, irritating the shit of people in E.T and being a pissed up slapper later on.
But, back to this artistic genius. There is something that the BBC failed to spot or tell us about this woman’s art….
It is crap.
My nine year old niece paints better pictures.
But, of course, all her fans are wimmin. Make of that what you will.
Nominated by: Norman
Never heard of her but I know of the piss-artiste Cunt of Scunthorpe.
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‘Who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?’
Was some Toilet graffiti on the shithouse wall where I once worked.
Now that’s modern art.
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Modern art is very subjective but I doubt if her offerings would impress many GCSE Art examiners.
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All pics of birds by a bird in dungarees, mackerel muncher perchance?
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It looks like cheap art, she should change her name to Margot, I saw you coming.
Todays fashion, tomorrow’s trash, also sums up the BBC
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Today’s trash, tomorrow’s art.
See Emin, Tracey
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Tony Hancock’s character painted this shite for “The Rebel” film.
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‘Aphrodite at the waterhole’.
A brilliant work of art.
Knocks all that Rodin shite into a cocked hat.
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“Coming up for the third time”.
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I dunno to be fair…
There are one or two pieces there I might go up to ten bob for. A tenner for the frame.
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Not familiar with Margot but if Norman says shes a cunt, she is a cunt. end of.
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Well she looks like a cunt so she must be one right?
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cannot be that hard can it?
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I prefer my art expressed through the medium of darnce.
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I bet she’d do a turn for a steak meal, with a prawn cocktail starter and half a bottle of Lambrini
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I can hardly wait for our art critic and bon viveur to put on his smoking jacket and silk cravat, and share his thoughts!
Go on, Mis.
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Sorry, O/T, something I’ve only just noticed.
Does anyone else think that in the montage of cunts at the top of the page, Suckdick looks like he’s trying to force out a particularly uncooperative, rock hard stool?
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I know he certainly resembles one is that a help?
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If that’s her artwork hung up behind her then it is a pile of shit.
I wonder what her opinion is of The Mona Lisa?
She would probably prefer it more with a solid background, pencilled in eyes and nose as a 4 year old would draw and two blobs of red for the cheeks.
Useless, untalented bitch.
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That Leonardo Di Caprio.
Now there was a boy who knew his way around a canvas.
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BBC Breakfast. Infantile shite or wimminz ishoos.
The BBC has reduced its arts coverage to Stormzy and computer games featuring Stormzy..Even the Guardian trashed them several years ago for relegating their review show to BBC Four and being hosted by Kirsty Wark and Lauren Laverne.
What are Mark Lawson and Tom Paulin up to?
Ah, looks like Mark Lawson got ‘cancelled’;
From the afterword in his 2016 ‘novel’.
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Bring back Backwell, still the thinking man’s crumpet.
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I much prefer margo from Surbiton and her sexy neighbour Barbara.. ah the good life..
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Now they were a pretty pair. Corrrr
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Kendall was in the top twenty arses of her generation.
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Artwork that is nothing more than utter, purile, fucking drivel.
Just another chancer whose ego is bigger than its talent.
Brian Sewell would have had this bullshitting cunt for breakfast, and shat it down the pan before elevenses.
Will make a fortune, I’m sure.
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Especially if it gets sold from a gallery in Hoxton or Brighton.
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Unfortunately I didn’t get past that pair of total cunts sat on a settee,overpaid smug guardian loving shite.
It appears Margot doesn’t have overly ripe tits so it’s inevitable her artwork will be cack.
That’s just how the art world works,no point fighting it.
Time for some wine I think..
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Oh,sorry Norman,should have said Good Shout.
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The Cunts at the BBCistan are celebrity obsessed but also try to convince of their journalistic credentials..just Fuck Off.
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#metoo
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I’m probably one of the leading experts on art in the western hemisphere and in my opinion her body of work is shite.
Utter bollocks like that pisstaker Pablo Picasso.
Most of you probably have only been in a art gallery for a gypsies?
Needed the khazi so you’d be forgiven your ignorance on attire.
You don’t roll in wearing your tracky bottoms and MAGA hat.
I wear a black roll neck jumper, a beret, black skinny jeans and sandals.
Sort of Yoko Ono style, boho- chic.
And don’t call the artist ‘pal’ ‘mate’ or ‘luv’ .
It’s common .
I use ‘ hepcat’ ‘daddio’ or ‘ crazy cat’.
Probably wasting my time.
Most of you consider the ACAB tattoo on your knuckles fine art.
Ciao baby🫰
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Modest and self-deprecating as well eh MNC?
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I bet your love of art is those pictures of Dogs playing poker and pool with caps on. Hehe
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Ps
What the fuck does Droop Barrymore know about art?!!
Or anything for that matter!
Look you fuckin LA airhead I don’t tell you how to sniff lines of coke or suck a directors winky.
So do me the courteousy of not lecturing me on art.
I’m from Stockport I’ll have you know.
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PPS
This maggot of Margate has a very long neck?
Did Drew Barrymore mistake her for her old mate ET?
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Quick poll.
Did our art expert
A. Fall below your expectations?
B. Meet your expectations?
C. Exceed your expectations?
Answers on the back of a £10 note, please.
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I’d almost forgotten who Drew Barrymore was. Kept thinking of Stuart Lubbock for some reason.
Blame TTCE
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I curled a big turd out earlier, in the works bog. A real boss Hogg of a shit.
Next time I’ll take a photo and send it to the BBC and ask for my own art exhibition.
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How about giving it the title ‘A Pile of Crap’?
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No, no, no Ron.
Something thoughtful, insightful, reflecting modern values.
Something like
Margo of Margates brain.
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I went out with an art student in my late teens. Brilliant fuck, but emotionally and mentally unbalanced.
I used to take the piss out of her classmates and joke “I call this piece, shat on canvas” or I call this piece, TV turned on” such were the fucking useless pieces of crap they turned out and expected high praise for.
I fucking hate art students.
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I only like them if I can play with their tits.
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Don’t all women art students have incredibly hairy snatches and copious amounts of leg and armpit hair?
Possibly even hairs around the nipples.
One for Mr Engines Wank Bank I’d imagine.
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Her ‘portraits’ of people look like Rainbow’s Zippy with day-glo wigs on.
Absolute crap of the highest order.
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Probably graduated from Tony Hancock’s ‘Infantile School of Art’.
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If it’s done by a woman it’s good, if it’s done by an ethnic it’s good, if it’s done by a raspberry it’s good, if it’s done by a straight white man it’s culturally oppressive (unless that man is Hunter Biden then it’s worth shitloads.)
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Unlike his laptop which is completely worthless,should be ignored and promptly chucked into the Marianas Trench.
“Let’s Go Brandon”..
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That Perry geezer’s stuff isn’t bad for a straight white bloke.
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Grayson Perry?
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I’d turn her into a decent artist, by giving her a right good seeing too. Something like J. M. W.
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My kid has put much better stuff on the fridge than any of that infantile shite on the wall behind her. Emperors new clothes, some cunt and his money will be parted, no doubt.
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I`m into face-painting myself.
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My balls dipped in paint and then rolled onto canvas would look better.
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A sadly departed mate of mine came up with the brilliant scheme of living on a diet of stuff that would stain, even once it had passed through his digestive canal. Stuff like tumeric or beetroot.
The plan was then to dab his ring piece every morning to give the canvas little bum hole kisses and then flog it as authentic African art for a small fortune.
I bet the upper echelons of BBC management all have a ‘Rory’ hanging in their office or study as a talking piece.
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John Marion Wayne?
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https://images.app.goo.gl/6LA1VD5yFdjFAJNX9
Modern day mona Lisa.
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Fuck me, who let ER into the Louvre?
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She was a teacher?
If her efforts in the classroom were owt like that purile load of crap she’s churning out, then thank God she gave up the day job.
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This is Phart (Phoney Art).
Phrase borrowed with pride from Fyfe Robertson
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