Prince Harry – Top Cunt (19)

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Harry Prince of fuck all is a 24 carat gold plated cunt,

Turns out this royal buffoon is about to accept an award for services to aviation. Turns out this cunt who makes 2 short planks look like a computer never passed his pilots license and could only be a Co pilot or gunner!

Can you imagine him, what are all these flashing lights, is it Christmas?,,,,, oooh is that a machine gun,,,, no Harry you pleb, those are our soldiers and we haven’t even taken off yet ffs.

Anyway, put down your drinks, this is the best bit, this ginger fuck knuckle is collecting his award alongside Buzz Aldrin. So that’s the level they are comparing this useless fucking orangutan to, you know fighter pilot, first man to walk on the moon and countless other heroic feats having his award turned into some meaning less peace of tat all because Meagain bitch is up for the same award, for doing next to fuck all.

In fact it makes you wonder about what the other royal pilots actually did, cunts to all involved in this fucking farce.

If I was Buzz I would be telling them to insert their award sideways….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(I wonder if this cunt will volunteer to fly with the RAF should there be a WWIII with the Ruskies? – Day Admin)

67 thoughts on “Prince Harry – Top Cunt (19)”

  2. Kensington councillor Emma Dent Coad’s sardonic observation: “Harry can’t actually fly a helicopter he just sits there going, ‘Vroom vroom’.”
    Hilarious! Brightened up Monday.

  3. wasn’t Buzz the second man to walk on the moon.

    We all know the first was a German officer in 1947, right after the Nazis recovered that saucer, and before sending the alien bodies to the Vatican as they were short on boys.

    • These days, if your theory doesn’t feature adrenochrome, just keep it to yourself.

      All the cool kids have named adrenochrome as the ‘sustenance’ of greyliens or the elixir of life for Hilary and the Royals. These people claim it can only be found in the blood of traumatised children.

      My question is ‘wouldn’t it also be found in the arses of truckers, loggers and bored housewives in the Southwestern US?’

  4. Sounds like more back slapping amongst a bunch of Hollywood weirdos..

    Of course the Ginger Cunt won’t be lecturing us again about a “Climate crisis” after this gigantic waste of time and energy..will he?

    A great big pile of shit.

  5. Looks like rusty bollocks is being invited to another fancy dress party. Pity he can’t top his Hitler stunt.

  7. The only good thing about this ginger cretin is that unlike his step family he is not inbred.

    Americans will soon tire of the cunt.

    • We’ve been tired of him since he sent Royal Protection officers in Canada out to pick up coffee. Fucking vile cunt.

  8. I’ll second that nom without a moment’s hesitation! Anyone who’s been in here a while will know just how much I despise those fucking useless, ginger headed, entitled to fuck-all, walt cuntard, and I’ve documented numerous times the reasons why. I also loathe that fucking yacht slut, yo-yo knickered whore wife! In my mind I’ve dealt with that pair a thousand times over for what they put HM through in her final years! So, go and accept your little award. I hope you get your money’s worth, because once those restrictions get lifted by the MoD, everyone will finally know what you really are, if they haven’t figured it out already, and not a soul on the planet will associate with you! Be warned, walt!!

    • ‘The Dook ah Sussex, Leg End ah Aviation’.

      Personally I hope he buys more of these pathetic awards. It all helps to stamp him as an ever bigger laughing stock.

      Morning all.

  9. But dont all these cunts raid the dressing up box and get medals off ebay for running up the stairs the fastest, doing your first poo, shooting your first grouse. I am not nor ever have been a royalist. As for welby and his cronies and the house of lords, get rid of the fucking lot. Great britain? We were once.🤯

    • I’m 60 and would say that Britain was great even in my time. Now? A fucking joke, the cesspit and dumping ground of the world. And, to add insult to injury, we’re being forced to pay for it all, and told to fucking enjoy it. Well I, for one, fucking ain’t. Roll on peaceful rule, most of this shit will disappear. Once they’ve killed everybody who doesn’t appreciate their murderous religion, there’ll be be nobody to do any fucking work and this will be just another Middle Eastern country. albeit with more rain.

      • With our luck, once the peacefuls have taken over, ten trillion quid’s worth of oil and gas will be discovered off the coast of Devon.

  10. I can’t work out if some idiot is genuinely misguided in awarding Hewitt this accolade, or if it’s a deliberate attempt to make him look even more of a dickhead than he’s managed to do himself.
    Either way, to make the award alongside Buzz Aldrin, a giant amongst aviators, is disrespectful in the extreme.

  11. Presumably the award was in recognition of the numerous flights he has taken, over the years, often at no cost to him?

    • He made hundreds on his game console in his bunker in Affers, mowing down ragheads by the thousand.

  13. And to think the cunt going on about all of the people he’d killed like he’s Rambo or something .
    They probably put one of those stuck on steering wheels in the back for him, the ones you give toddlers

    I always thought it suspicious that they’d managed to teach someone as thick as this cunt to fly what is a very complicated , advanced piece of kit when he has singularly failed at everything in his life.

    • Got this from a Army Air Corps weapons tech. He said that the gunner has to be able to take control of the aircraft in the event of the pilot becoming incapacitated in some way. So that ginger cunt learned enough to get the aircraft out of danger, but was never a gunship pilot. His uncle Andrew was just as big a cunt as he is when it comes to flying skills! Notice that neither of the cunts fly, today?

      • I have it on good authority that all of those missions that Andrew was sent on in the Falklands (you know , the ones that were so dangerous he now can’t sweat) were nowhere near the enemy whatsoever

      • He flew into Pizza Express – hold the garlic but not the young girls (allegedly).

    • Send him to Yemen to kill the Houtis,

      If downed and captured he can make them all weep with constant whining about his dead fuckin mam.

      • They’d soon send the cunt back, but I’ll wager that yo-yo knickers would pay them to slot the fucker, then she can play the grieving widow and blame everything on him!

  15. Some say Buzz never went to the moon, some say Harry should be sent there one way ticket!

    I like Buzz, I’ve been spaced out a few times and the Buzz was good.

    Buzz Aldrin moon landing or not was a serious aviator. Thousands of hours flying time and in charge of the test pilot school post NASA.

    It does irritate me that the Royals get dished out awards and medals like confetti. Phillip and Charles look like South American dictators in military dress.

    • There’s some excellent footage of Buzz smacking some nutcase outside a hotel I seem to recall..but I can’t find a video so I may have just made it up it seems.

      Mondays are Ginger.

    • I think that it’s true that Charlie’s mum, the late Queen, put him in as head of all the armed forces.
      He is the top man in the army, navy, air force and the marines, despite being a fucking idiot.

      I think that it’s also true that he gets a salary from each of those armed forces.

      His mother was under no obligation to award him those positions, but she probably reckoned that his money from being the Prince of Wales needed topping up.

  16. Something that always gets me about male members of ‘The Firm’ is the number of medals that they wear. Fuck knows what for because even poncey Edward has a damn sight more than my grandad who went right through WWI and was wounded twice. Besides, everybody know that Princess Anne has got more balls than Charlie and all the princes put together.

    • Having been to the moon myself, I can tell you Buzz was definitely there. He wrote ‘BUZZ WOZ ERE’ in the lunar regolith.

      Sounds unlikely, but my co-pilot, commander D. Icke, will vouch for me.

    • Alright LL,?

      I thought Hamas had kidnapped you?!!

      I was organising a rescue mission with a elite team of fellow cunters,
      Wanted for a crime they didn’t commit.
      Still wanted by the government they exist as soldiers of fortune
      If you have a problem
      If no one else can help
      Maybe you can hire the C team!

      Thomas howling mad Cuntengine
      Eddy ace face Wallace
      Sixdog BA vomit
      And miserable Hannibal.

      I ❤️it when a plan comes together!!

      • Alright Mis, yeah I’m alright mate, just been busy with bits and pieces I had been putting off that I decided to get on with while its the off-season.

        The ‘C Team’!

        Next there will be JP as Charles ‘Charlie’ Townsend and his ‘Angels’.

      • Fuck me!

        There you are, taking my name in oy vain again!

        Hiya, LL, thought Hammas had gotcha.

  24. In the last Markle-Hewitt nomination, I posted a link to a report that the Death Dealing Duke actually made a significant donation to the charity that sponsors this award and that’ how he got it,

    That story has made it into the British Press and has been discussed on GB News with Angela Levin.*

    Representatives from Arsewell deny that story.

    I suspect another nomination will soon be put forth for Yacht Girl as there are whispers in the American “Trades” that she has been signed to her “Dream Role” in a reboot of Suits…Suits LA.**

    She is said to have been cast to play the role of a high powered Hollywood mover and shake who bears an uncanny resemblance to the character she played on the original series; Rachel Zane.

    *If someone wants to go back and look feel free. I can’t be arsed.
    **At the moment I can’t be arsed to put up this link as well.

  27. I recall one nom about this fucknugget and someone replied that in Afghanistan the SBS threatened to kick the shit out of him if wasn’t shipped out because he was playing at being Billy big bollocks with his big I am attitude. Id have let them (the SBS) loose on him and fucked him off anyway, the little cunt.

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