Olly Alexander

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Who he?

Well young Olly has been chosen to represent the UK at the ultra camp wankfest that is the Eurovision Song Contest in Sweden next May. I’m sure that like me, you’re delighted by the fact that the lad’s not only on the other bus, but has promised to represent our nation in ‘the gayest way possible’.

Now ain’t that just wonderful? The absolute dog’s bollocks if you ask me.

But wait, the plot thickens. Auntie Beeb (who I assume chose the cunt in the first place) is now coming under pressure to drop him after his accusations that Israel is ‘an apartheid state that practises genocide’. Why oh why can’t these so-called ‘celebrity’ types just keep their opinions to themselves?

So unless something gives, Little Dolly Daydream will be sharing a stage with Israel’s representative come next May. Must be a bit of a nightmare for the show’s organisers, who claim that it’s ‘a non-political event that unites audiences worldwide through music*’. No shit.

Mmm… methinks that there could be some high-jinks in Malmo next year. What fun.

*is that what you call it?

Independent Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

88 thoughts on “Olly Alexander”

  1. Cheers admin, you have reminded me to pick up some masonry paint brushes on my way home.

    Malmo you say,I Don’t think that twat should leave the hotel..the enricher’s will chop him into chunks..

    • Sweden is the rape capital of Europe.

      Couldn’t possibly think why.

      The little cheek weasel will probably enjoy himself.

  3. Here’s hoping the Albanians and Somali drug gangs that infest Sweden decide to have a full on war right in the middle of this “contest”..

    A dozen grenades should make it reasonably watchable for 5 minutes.

    Cunt Festival.

  4. I’m fucked if I know how it all went downhill (or uphill in his case) so quickly. Promised to represent our nation in the gayest way possible, has he? Well he doesn’t represent me. The lads at D-Day and in The Falklands did, but not him/her/it/cunt. I hope that he ends up joint first with Israel, that the winner is decided by Krav Maga and he gets another battering around the ring, the poncey twat.

  5. Eurovision is fucking shite! As Israel is now participating its only fair the Hamas bangers are allowed to participate.

    • Never a truer word said in jest.

      As Europe now seems to cover the near east, why not let Gaza and Iran have a crack at it.

      If the Palestinians put up some beardy weirdy wailing on about Allah and murdering Jews, the cunt would win hands down.

      Organised by cunts, performed by cunts and watched by cunts

      Not political? Bollocks.

  7. This is fucking hilarious! Plainly the alphabet people are not only mental but thick as pig shit. How can they not know that the tribe with whom they express solidarity would gas them all without a second thought?

  9. Olly Alexander scores at the top of the creepometer alongside the likes of Freddy Mercury and Rylan Clark. The trio are weapons grade Cunts of the most repulsive kind.

  10. Apparently, Russell. T. Davies was considering giving the Doctor Who role to this creature.

    Even Ncunti Gayblack is a better alternative than that.

    • Well we’ve had a wimminz Master, a wimminz Doctor, and now an effnick gay Doctor.

      Got to be a ‘differently abled’ Doc next. Our Rosie perchance? Or is she a bit too, you know, white?

      • She’s a bit too fucking ugly, Ron.
        I know that.

        At least Jodie stirred the old boy on occasion.

    • Thought i’d read that name somewhere.

      Olly just wants to be a star. Must have an arsehole like a Fray Bentos pie.

      • I was going to have a fray bentos steak and kidney pie and chips for tea tonight. Not going to bother now, ill just have the chips. Dont think ill be able to have a fray bentos ever again. (Shudders) that quare mongs arse hole and fray bentos pies are now forever indelibly linked together in my mind.
        Ill send the ones in the cupboard to the poor starving nogs in apefrica.

      • Found the Hollands chicken and mushroom pies in my local Farmfoods. No other fucker stocks them. But i filled my freezer with them because I like them.

    • He could do everyone a favour by travelling to the middle east and expressing how he and LGBTXYZ loves them all.

  13. This little spunk gargler doesn’t know shit about what’s happening in the middle east.

    He’s just posturing, copying what his bumchum mates say down the Blue Oyster.

    Hamas would leave him with a bullet in the head.

    Eurovision is for the Alphabet types,
    It’s always been shite.

    I wouldn’t be seen dead dancing to Brotherhood of Man.

  14. This cunting could include any sleb that can’t resist the temptation to keep their politics to themselves. Their arrogance gets the best of them and they think we give a shit what they think. All we really care about is their product and would like them better if they stayed mum on the ishooz.
    I hope this cunt goes deep in some man’s ass dripping with the AIDS.

    • Alexander will be gone soon enough.
      A candidate for the Big A if ever there was one.
      I bet the dirty little doughnut puncher puts it about like a rat on viagra.

  15. Turd countersinker like that other weasel tom daley on that advert hanging out his swimming briefs. Cunts.

  16. It’s rumoured that the UK’s entry will shortly be confirmed by Al-Beeb as ‘From the River To the Sea’, a tuneful, happy-clappy ditty in the spirit of the competition.

  17. I stopped watching The Eurovision Song Contest, after Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson failed to win in 1959. I’ve never got over it.

  18. But ….. “he’s” not bliddy blick? Or is white the new black – after all we must be a minority if adverts are to be believed…….

  19. Anyone dressing like that who walked into a pub round our way would have to be as hard as Joe Frazier, Bruce Lee and James Bond combined.

  20. She has teeth like Shane McGowan.
    Wonder if she’s a better singer?
    Not difficult, of course.
    My beloved Rosie Jones can sing better than Shane.

    • Print it out and see if he can read it in the time it takes to hit the ground from the top of the Shard. Not that I care but the result would be satisfying either way.

  22. I thought Sam Ryder, who represented the UK in 2022 was very good indeed, a real talent but I suspect someone in charge may have thought he was a “Nancy boy” with his flowing locks. Turns out he is a real man with a very classy looking Mrs.

    They need to get Sam Ryder on to represent us at Eurovision again to stand any chance of winning. This fucking Oily Anusander stands us in with a huge fuck-all chance.

  23. Ive always snobbishly looked down my nose at Eurovision,
    Considering myself a proper music fan ,
    and far too cool to listen to some family friendly grinning contrived variety act.

    You’d think this self awareness of my appalling attitude would change me for the better,
    And make me more open minded.

    But it hasn’t.

  25. Apartheid? Anyone can live in Israel and many Arabs do.
    I don’t think many Jews would be welcomed into the Gaza Strip. Or folks of his persuasion.
    I hope this arseholes music ability is better than his political analysis.

    • Including many gays from Gaza who’ve fled to Israel to escape persecution.

      This whole ‘Gays for Palestine’ thing is utterly bizarre.

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  27. AIDS was a damp squib.

    I suppose we’ll just have to hang about until a Gay Plague with some serious attitude sweeps the globe.

    Hope springs eternal. 😁

    • I remember in the mid 80s, when teachers were telling kids that the whole world would have AIDS in ten years time.

      But, it was bollocks. Bottybashers like Rock ‘Bottom’ Hudson, Lord Frederick Lucan of Mercury copped it. Simply because they put it where it wasn’t supposed to go, too many times with too many dodgy people.

      And now that bearded lady freak cunt (Conchita Wurst) who hogged Eurovision a while back now also has the Big A. What a surprise, eh?

      Evening, Jack.

  28. The Eurovision Cunt Contest couldn’t sink any lower than this.
    Unless it was presented by Carol Vorderwhore, of course.

  30. If a man with tits can become the un U.K. women’s champion then this puddle jumper is well on the way to great things. Fuck me we are doomed

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