Who he?

Well young Olly has been chosen to represent the UK at the ultra camp wankfest that is the Eurovision Song Contest in Sweden next May. I’m sure that like me, you’re delighted by the fact that the lad’s not only on the other bus, but has promised to represent our nation in ‘the gayest way possible’.

Now ain’t that just wonderful? The absolute dog’s bollocks if you ask me.

But wait, the plot thickens. Auntie Beeb (who I assume chose the cunt in the first place) is now coming under pressure to drop him after his accusations that Israel is ‘an apartheid state that practises genocide’. Why oh why can’t these so-called ‘celebrity’ types just keep their opinions to themselves?

So unless something gives, Little Dolly Daydream will be sharing a stage with Israel’s representative come next May. Must be a bit of a nightmare for the show’s organisers, who claim that it’s ‘a non-political event that unites audiences worldwide through music*’. No shit.

Mmm… methinks that there could be some high-jinks in Malmo next year. What fun.

*is that what you call it?

Independent Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee