Kate Garraway (5)

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This is a very near future cunting for Kate Garraway.

Well her hubby, Derek Draper has finally succumbed to long Covid, which of course is a crying shame, no not to seem insensitive i have been ear fucked by Kate Garraway using Derek as a vehicle to help her attention seeking for a good few years now, this means that now he has kicked the bucket, she will go into hyperdrive seeking mode.

So lube those shell likes your about to feel a full on gang bang ear fucking coming up, she’s going to be dining out on this for fucking years, I’m already more than sick of hearing about it, but its about to get way worse i suspect

So pretty please with sugar on top Kate leave the man in peace and all of us…..

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(You would think she would spend a few days mourning the death of her hubby, rather than jumping straight in front of TV cameras on the same day! – Day Admin)

98 thoughts on “Kate Garraway (5)”

  1. The Widow Draper’s friends have been making the point that she has been “left impoverished” by caring for Mr. D during his long illness. As a highly paid TV presenter, still working during his illness, I find that very hard to believe. That said, if she really is short of money, I am sure that I could employ her as a “hostess” at my Steaming Pussycat Striptease Club in Soho. She will earn a fair whack drinking coloured water at £50 a time with the punters, and, if her knockers are still up to scratch, there might be work to be had in Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd. Perhaps her friends would be kind enough to direct her to my casting couch in Kentish Town if they are reading this.

    • I suspect her knockers are rattling around near the ground now but her daughter might be game in a few years.

  2. Apparently he was critically ill, first I heard about it.

    I have a feeling he died from bed-sores,
    The lazy cunt spent more time in bed than Charlie buckets grandparents..

    Working for Peter mandelson he probably had the aids.

  3. Poor widow garraway.
    😩
    Derek has finally turned up his toes and succumbed to that flu bug.

    Have to tighten the purse strings now luv!

    Oh sorry, forgot.
    Your fuckin minted and can dine out on the story for years.

    Lean cuisine ready meal for one.

    Fuck off.

    • Afternoon MNC 👍🏾
      Wonder if Del, knowing he was approaching pearly gates*, persuaded Kate to give him a nosh as he passed on, timing it so he blew his final load in her mouth the exact moment his soul* took wing?
      * he was a Labour spin doctor previously, so fuck him. No soul and no heaven for him.

      • Afternoon Thomas.

        I’m thinking it’s more likely he had her wear a grinning Tony Blair mask and buttfuck him wearing a strap on.

        I hear he was a bit of a bully boy and liked the thrill of power over underlings?

        Fuck him

  4. Not so sure, I’ve not see her on TV in years and I’d never heard of him. Then again, I’m an ignorant tosspot who avoids the news and any ‘morning tv’ programmes.

  5. I’m sick of the sight of this overrated and overpaid squirrel faced whinger. Sharon ‘Formaldehyde’ Osbourne’s not always banging on about how well and truly fucked up Ozzy is and Rob Burrow’s Mrs. is a shining example to the nation of how to deal with adversity and bring up a young family in the midst of unbearable sadness. Eleanor Roosevelt wasn’t forever bending ears about poor old F D having to steer the USA and his wheelchair through WW2 and also deal with that underhanded and deceitful cunt Stalin at the same time. Take a leaf out of their books, self pity fine titty Kate.

    • I’d kick a tearful, thoroughly spunk-filled Rosie Jones out of bed to make room for Garraway.

  6. Couldn’t give a toss about this attention-seeking shitbag

    People die, sometimes in the most cruel, horrific and painful ways.

    Get over it, Kate, and move on ffs!

  7. Anyone got Annie Nightingale in the DP?

    She croaked today at 83. One of the old-school DJs and brilliant at it

  8. Red flag for me when a broad dosen’t take your last name when you tie the knot or takes it legally but keeps using her last name berfore marriage. Her story is not unique but she’s milked it for every penny it’s worth. I do not trust any of the death statistics due to covid, they’ve mixed it with so many other causes of death it is hard to tell if any of these cases are genuine but thats a different discussion. The usual media luvvies who need their 5 seconds of positiive publicity (the same cunts who were hush about scofield) are out and they’ll get bored of parading his corpse after a few days when the next stop on the media circus arrives.

  9. I have suspected for some time now that there are some despicably heartless and insensitive cunts on this site.

    She’s lost her husband. She’s yet to make any sort of capital from it so let’s wait until it happens-if ever–and leave the poor cow – and her kids – alone to grieve.

    Just be glad it’s not your other half that’s been through the shit Draper has been through…

    • Thousands of people have lost loved ones thanks to chınkyflu and endured their ordeal with dignity and privacy, without resorting to making sure they’re front and centre in every bit of media going, so bollocks to her.

      • Fucking right. She’s in a position of privilege, probably has enough cash anyway and just wants more attention.

        Most people would grieve in peace and keep that part of the lives private so sorry Dioclese I disagree.

        All she wants is everyone running and rallying around after her and

        “ooooh, you’re so brave”

        “I wish I had the strength you do”

        Watch out, books, films, TV programmes

        Rinse and repeat

        Greedy before the needy.

      • Agreed, you can’t just erase the years of the rat faced cunt jamming DD, s story down your throat every chance she got, so fuck her don’t care, anyway she, s already banging her attention drum, normally I would have more sympathy, but not here.

    • “there are some despicably heartless and insensitive cunts on this site.”

      That’s the appealing* part for me.

      * Not an anagram.

      • Well that doesn’t describe me.
        I’m appalled by you people.

        I’m positively a little angel 😇

    • ‘despicably heartless and insensitive cunts on this site.’

      Did somebody ask for me?

      Twitter’s worse.

    • Sympathy comes between shit and syphillis in my book

      It will of course been a tragic time for all involved.

      100s of families go through similar every week in the UK.

      They don’t prostitute their grief and suffering thro every media outlet available.

      A righteous cunting.

      • Does anybody seriously believe that she is not going to do tell all exclusives and a book about it?

        Sure as egss is eggs.

  10. It’s sad her hubby died, I understand the cunt was highly regarded.

    Shame that’s he’s still warm in the ground and she is rinsing the media machine to her own gain – slag should be ashamed of herself.

    Hollywood beckons…

    • Rinsing the media machine? Think I missed that.

      Not seem anything personally except other so called celebs and colleagues expressing condolences…

  11. There’s one person I feel sorry for in this…
    Me.

    I’ve just been humping stone flags up a hill all day,
    My back is fucked,
    And I’ve not got a pot to piss in.

    This Derek cunt lies in bed all day,
    Fuckin minted!

    I phoned all the Morning TV shows to tell them my story,…nowt.

    I’m betting my book fuckin flops too.

    What a life.

    • Go get yourself a 2 litre bottle of White Lightning Cider, that’ll solve your problems.

  12. Cider?!!
    I’m not some west country farmhand.
    A Somerset dosser.

    I’m a bitter man.

  14. I quite like Kate,splendid tits.

    Alas she’s a celebrity so can’t stop being on the telly.

    I’ve emailed her to tell her to only wear bikinis from now on that will sort it.

    Anyway perhaps a strain of Wuhan Flying AIDS has arrived that only affects members of Bliars govt,how simply super!

    • A few years ago, Tez. Yeah.

      But – like Carol Vorderwhore and Amanda Whoreden – Garraway has become a celebrity caricature and tabloid fodder, and seems perfectly happy in this role.

  19. Having endured years of ‘Poor Derek’ and thousands of column inches dedicated to Derek’s struggle against the rinky dink flu, that one statement reminded me of what a bunch of cunts the Labour party are.

    ‘Rub the Right’s nose in divershitty’

    The ‘divershitty’ is what finished Derek. If the government had locked down the borders a bit quicker, perhaps Derek would still be around today, to pay the £700k tax bill he ran up.

    Zero sympathy for the dead socialist and zero sympathy for Kate of the banging tits.

    Maybe a bit of sympathy for the kids.

  20. Oh well, people die all day every day and they don’t live their “look at me” lives through the smelly pages of the Dail Mail Online.

    I have little sympathy here, he was a criminal and she’s craves publicity.

    Derek is now in hades being jusged with all the other common crooks…fuck him.

    • He’ll be in good company when Blair, Brown and Catweasel join him.

      Labour scum! Off our streets!

      • When Blair joins him in the Underworld will be a day I will buy a bottle of Jim Beam and down the lot…neat.

        Brown looks like he’a already dead and nobody mentioned it to him and Corbyn is masturbating in a corner somewhere with his other champangne socialists.

        All cunts and all should be drowned in liquid shit.

    • Evening CP…it’ll be long tits out for long covid…those spaniels’ ears’ll be hanging down to her waist by now…not that I wouldn’t still give them a sticky frosting.

      • Evening Mr Cunt Engine.

        Perhaps you’re right; I remember Garraway appearing on those sites full of Jpegs of TV totty when the internet had a sense of humour. Early-mid noughties?

        ‘The Garrawench’.

  22. Never been brought to light in the media of the tens of thousands of deaths from undiagnosed and untreated cancer and suicides resulting from Covid. Thousands of people lost their jobs, living on the bread line day to day. Lives ruined forever, soft working class cunts like me and others paying for the knee jerk policies of Government advisors for the next 40 years. I honestly didn’t know a lot about Derek Draper but Kate Garraway is in the probable position of never having to work another day again if she so wished. Myself and thousands of others haven’t got that option.

    • I’ve still got a throb on from that Italian rally Archy posted.

      Hope it’s contagious.

      • Weimar Republic all over again I dare say for those sausage scoffing cunts.

        Fucking brilliant

        The Left have fucked everything now everything is coming to fuck them.

        Pass the brandy.

      • Germany was wonderful when I lived there (1989-1991).
        Now, it has gone down the shitter. That New Years Eve in Cologne for a start.

        Thanks to Merkel’s Blair-like ‘Open Door’, the Fatherland is full of filthy rapists, freeloaders, terrorists, and Pakis that breed like rabbits on viagra.

        Once, German swimming baths were immaculate. Now they have a multi lingual sign up. Asking sandfilth not to shit in thw swimming pools and showers.

        I have spoken to many German friends and ex-colleagues about it, and I know for a fact that they are totally sick of it.

  23. Apparently to glory seeking Kate was boasting in the tabloids that she stayed with Saint Derek the Rube, and held his hand as he died. He was your husband you airhead; it was the least you could do.

    • I did that with my mum, my dad and my auntie. I don’t fucking blab about it to the Sun sand get paid for it.

      The ‘But… But’ brigade can bleat all they bloody like. It is cashing in on death, and cashing in on an immediate family death. The auld wytch is a fucking disgrace.

    • Relatively young, but a fat, wheezy heart attack waiting to happen.

      “Who’s that gut lord marching, you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise”

      “CARK-LIFE”

      • Phil Daniels was the only good one on that album.

        The art school mockney twats got that cunt Red Ken for its follow up…🤢

  27. Ant tracks in sand both of ’em … ONE voluntary undertaking big enough to be called a scandal is one thing(what a sentence!), .. but TWO makes you an unrepentant, nine-sided selfish rotten cunt!

    I’d love to sit the likes of these fuckers down and explain planetary/universal scale – and thus their utter, utter pointlessness in the bigger scheme of things. They seem oblivious as it is.. 🙄

  28. Dont know who she is but have seen her attention seeking over a very sad matter.
    Cunt.

  29. Kate Garraway is on Smooth Radio.

    And she plays the same soulless crap every day.
    Wacko with Man in the Mirror, Islands in the Stream, Sweet Carioline, Celine Chicken Neck Dion, Fat Reg, Wet Wet Wet, Ed Sheercunt. Every bloody show she does….

    Either she is incredibly lazy and/or stupid, and can’t be arsed to compile a playlist with a bit of variation. Or she is just a lazy grabbing cunt, who gets some Smooth lackey to do it for her, isn’t arsed about what her show is like and she just pockets a fat paycheque for doing fuck all.

    Mind you, all their ‘famous’ presenters do the same thing and play the same bollocks. Mylene Klass, Tina Hobley. Absolute shit at the job and always the same unchanging playlist all the time. And they play the same dog turd that Garraway does.

    Annie Nightingale, now she was a proper DJ who knew her job.
    RIP.😞

    • I see Smooth is owned by Global. My dad used to listen to ‘Gold’.

      Very limited playlist and not very ‘golden’ either.

      Very much like a ‘local’ station just before it was absorbed into Bauer’s Greatest Hits network and then saw an exodus of talent.

      • As for compiling playlists, i’m pretty sure that is decided by the station’s owners. From what two of my brother’s friends who both used to work in separate local radio stations said you get a set playlist decided by branding/marketing bods even at the expense of showcasing local talent on Sunday nights.

        Branding types look at the demographic and decide it’s best the ads and songs reflect their interests, which usually means more Elton John and Ronan Keating.

      • Her ‘show’ is probably the same one every day. The same recording used daily. But with the talky bits moved around, so daft listeners will think it’s a new one.

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