It would appear that ex Premier League footballer Joey Barton has ruffled a few feathers with his recent comments regarding the abundance of under qualified women working as pundits within the men’s game, plus the obsession with woke box ticking.
Joey Barton was a mediocre top flight player and isn’t/wasn’t exactly the nicest fella in the world either but he’s certainly getting a free pass from me on this subject.
ITV predictably defended his attack with a load of moralising and virtue signalling empty phrases to which Barton hit back with a crisp Philip Schofield and the underage boy volley.
Back of the net ⚽
He likened the ITV “pundits” Eni Aluko and Lucy Ward to Fred and Rose West because they’re basically murdering football coverage
Back of the net ⚽
In the hope of a swift counter attack – lightweight outside left Jeremy Vine, waded in to the action by questioning whether Barton had a brain injury because he was spewing some uncomfortable truths and disagreed with woke bollocks.
Barton immediately won the challenge leaving Vine in a crumpled heap before slotting it home by telling the over paid pampered left winger his fortune.
Back of the net ⚽
Hat Trick.
Joey – you may well be a repugnant character at times but anybody who speaks up and says what the majority are quietly thinking thus pissing off these diversity obsessed nodding dog disingenuous media cunts in the process – is ok with me.
Nominated by: Herman Jelmet
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And seconded by Norman
And Gary Neville is a pussywhipped woke cunt.
He defended ITV (who he doesn’t even work for!) and their wimmin pundits by trying to justify women talking infinite babbling jabbering blabbering crap on televised football with the most ridiculous bullshit, even by his standards.
Neville claimed that his daughters have been watching Salford City for ten years. And that their opinions on the game are insightful and expert. So, that makes it OK to have bints like Eluko talking shit? Yeah right.
First of all, some overprivileged young girls yapping on about a fourth rate Mickey Mouse tin pot club is hardly the same as television coverage of the World Cup or the Premier League.
Second, I would hardly call watching shite like Salford City any basis for any kind of football expertise. Therefore, Neville’s comments are fucking laughable, and not for the first time.
And finally, Gary Nev hates these stupid fucking wimmin ruining the game as much as the rest of us. He just doesn’t have the guts to say it and he is scared of losing points and favour with the woke mob and his Sky paymasters. Soft bastard, always was. He’s still got the shit stains on his keks from when Patrick Viera ‘bullied’ him.
Incidentally, I have been watching Manchester United FC for 49 years, home and away and all over the world.
But do I expect to be put on telly and be paid to give my opinions on the game? Do I fuck. So sod off, Neville.
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And here’s a late entry from Barry zuckercunt.
Joey Barton ” bit of a cunt himself ” compares two female commentators to Fred and rose west,and triggers social media meltdown.
OK not a great comment, but to be fair this country has no sense of humour anymore..
ITV post a statement on X condemning him and then turn off replies and comments.. now I wonder why?
And you ask who the hell is Stuart Andrew? Our sports minister, nice work if you can get it. Apparently these are dangerous comments!
Yeah stick to comparing a legitimate government “OK a shit one” to Nazi Germany but don’t you dare criticise box ticking tokens..
Why Mp’s are getting involved when this country is spiralling into the toilet.
Sensible people are sick and tired of listening to the minority complaining about the most trivial of things..
Personally I would definitely tune in to Fred and rose west commentating on Cheltenham vs forest Green rovers.
”Well the striker buried that one”
Neville is a champagne socialist who has been crawling up the arsehole of Starmer since he became a viable leader He is hoping before long Keir will let him suck Tony Blair’s dick, just like he does himself. A future Labour MP somewhere up North himself no doubt.
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Storm in a teacup.
Barton, Neville, Vine, grow up the lot of you.
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Girlies should stick to something they know about – like kittens & embroidery – or, dressing up & singing …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9glvXLW1tw&t=6s
… sweet and innocent.
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Great stuff.
I’d like to see Megain Markle in a remake of that.
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Indeed, GT. She would not need the make-up: But has she got the ⚽⚽s?
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In my view any female pundit should have to pass the Julia Hartley-Brewer tit test before being allowed in front of the cameras;
https://tenor.com/view/julia-hartley-brewer-laughing-boobs-politics-brexit-gif-13992518
But let’s face it, could any female commentator be a bigger cunt than Linekunt, Neville or Lawrenson?
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I’ve heard some stuff about Lawrenson that would make your teeth itch, Ron.🤢
Also, 70 years of BBC weather today….⚡❄🌞
I wonder if Carol Kirkwood wears nipple clamps?😉
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Seemed he made reasonable comments about the woke and crappy commentators.
But then he spoiled it by saying Isreal were committing genocide.
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Football, bread and circuses for the proles.
Anybody involved in said sport, male or female should be drunked into a giant vat of shit.
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A little extreme I think Spanky. My interest in football is less than yours but each to their own. I’m sure my interest in cars and aviation bores some folks shitless. What does concern me about this and other sports is the way that deviants get involved in coaching young kids in the game. Everyone knows about it but the governing bodies seem to work mainly at denial or cover up.
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They haven’t caught enough of them. When they do, I’d like to run them over in a car I’ve never driven or ever been interested in. I’m a cyclist. Yes ! Running them over a over again, would satisfy me.
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It’s not just football though is it?
This shit pervades almost every aspect of 21st century Western life and culture.
Be it politics, sport, literature, film, comedy or any other form of entertainment.
Just about everything and anything that the white working class male has ever held dear – is under attack from an insidious enemy.
To just palm it off as “it’s just football” is bollocks.
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For the past four or five years, I’ve been watching football in silence and obviously haven’t been listening to what’s been said before and after games and it’s made me feel more relaxed. After watching the inaugural BBC coverage in the fifties, one realises after a while, there are only a few superlatives to explain a move to a goal and that I knew what was coming next. With pre and post match discussions also got on my nerves. Since females have come into the frame, I can’t comment. I can only hazard a guess and go with what Joey is saying. What he doesn’t appear be revealing, is that the women shouldn’t be putting themselves in the shoes of men’s football.
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I also make it more ridiculous by listening to old radio comedies whilst watching.
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Funny you should say that, Sammy – I have started watching Snooker without sound. Especially when Stephen Hendry is commentating, sanctimonious old jock. He reminds me of Nan Taylor (Catherine Tate), one minute pure castigation (“That shot was a shocker — disgraceful , should be ashamed, like a poor amateur”etc” – he has clearly forgotten his last competitive game on TV years ago when he limped to a whitewash ) – the next minute because the same man has potted an easy black after a safe red “that was a great shot!”. It was good, not great. He seems to have a special sneer for the two Marks – Allen and Selby. It is especially important when Ronnie O’Sullivan is playing as they all seem to have a hiomoerotic thing for sneering Ron (“what a wonderful player he is, he looks majestic” , “strides magnificently” etc etc. A few favourites (Higgins, O’Sullivan and Mark Williams, especially) never play badly – they are just “tired” or “not well”, but Judd Trump, the two Mark’s are always an easy target.
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The only way anyone will take notice is if there’s a massive and consistent fall in attendances at EPL games, coupled with large numbers of cancelled subscriptions with the likes of Sky, Amazon and any other streaming provider that offers football.
One only has to see what wokeism and identitarianism is doing over at Disney/Marvel and the subsequent number of box office failures it has generated over the last 2 or 3 years.
People have had enough and by not handing over your cash is probably the only way you’ll get what you want in the long term.
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Any relation to Joey Deacon? 😴
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I can see where Joey is coming from. I thought that Fred and Rose got a bad press. Yes, they may have been depraved, evil, sadistic serial killers, but they could have made it as footie pundits.
They could have broadcast live from their living room in Gloucester. Klippety Klopp could have been interviewed on their sofa – provided he took care to avoid the wet patches left by old Fred’s spunk. Rose could have served fish paste vol-au-vont and Nice biscuits. On FA Cup Final day they could have done a special from the patio. It is always sunny on Cup Final Day. It would have been a bit like a macabre ‘Saint & Greavsie’.
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PS Good morning, everyone.
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Diversity for the sake of it, like in every other fucking thing.
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Personally I find the women’s game far more entertaining and edifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GiG4O0-T8
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What do they mean by moment ?
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I wonder what the wimminz pundits and “commentors” will say when the tranzwimminz move into the sport and take up the entire squad leaving perhaps just one wimminz as a token gesture.
Imagine Liverpool ladies losing 45-2 to Man U TranzWimminz
What will they say about that? Will the defend wimminz by saying how unfair it all is? Or will they support the transformers and turn their backs on the Sisterhood?
Just a matter of time…
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And maybe the male pundits who are being edged out should put on a frock and wig and edge out the female pundits.
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We don’t know if they’ve already tried women’s punditry with bollocks, unless they’re willing to reveal it (them).
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As Norman alluded to in the nom – we all know fine well that these wankers at Sky and the Beeb such as Neville, Lineker, Shearer et al, are all quietly in agreement with Barton’s assessment of all things woke.
In the interests of self preservation though – they all quietly go along with the “message” thus swelling their bank balances whilst selling their souls to the devil
Fuck em. The disingenuous cunts.
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Worth noting that Lineker gas been quiet on this one.
Barton knows.
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We need to bring in that ex copper fat cunt, who would know from the gestures of Neville and the rest, whether they are lying or not.
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Not to worry, when GB becomes a fully fledged caliphate of the p******e M******d there won’t be any females anywhere in the public domain, they will all covered head to foot and chained to the kitchen sink..
Happy days dick head’s, you voted for it..!
https://youtu.be/QrDlogEx40c?si=oxI_gQNR9A94qzoi
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Simon Weɓb should be on TV for schools. He has that manner about him.
‘In a little while Kevin Wheatley returns in Geordie Racer, but now on Programmes for Schools, here’s Simon to explain where black people have been going wrong’..
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may I also add to this nom, an identical debacle with they employment of sky sports to present formula 1. due to the fact no women are fast enough to become an f1 driver, they are somewhat fucked when it comes to female pundits and commentators on the subject. ergo, we have a blick cunt tart who wasnt even talented enough to get into the f1 feeder series at the lower levels….ok she won a championship driving a renault clio, but that is like comparing a honda c50 with a TT bike in terms of skill.
ok, i will give some credit to the ex aston martin technical woman who unsurprisingly reports during races of strategy etc, but please sky, dont promote her any higher than that.
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A top drawer nom that also applies to rugby – league and union – both of which I’ve played. I’m speechless with rage when some overly made up and squeaky voiced woman is either talking shite in the studio or on the touch line giving it large over the likes of Laurence Dallaglio or, for those who don’t know league, Adrian Morley – two fine forwards and both as hard as nails. Even so, they’re not as bad as listening to biased and boring Neville’s nasal whining. The cunt’s from Bury and wants burying.
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Sara fucking Egan and Maggie ‘Box-Tickers Delight’ Alphonsi. You’d not get in our thirds, luv.
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Gary Nev’s dad was a cunt as well, Isabel.
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Agreed, Norman, and his grandad must have been a cunt as well for naming Gobby Gary’s dad Neville Neville.
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Oh it was nothing too important, just his son’s name.
What a line of spastics.
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Joey has a rare talent.
I don’t mean running about kicking a ball.
I mean a linguistic skill, delivered with bluntness and venom that makes sensitive media types sob and suck their thumb.
I’m a newly converted fan👍
I’ve pulled more triggers than the lone ranger, so it’s nice to see someone carrying on the good work of offending the easily offended,
And telling people to get fucked.
Well done dear boy!
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I concur dear boy.
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As the old saying goes – the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Not always accurate but on this occasion – very accurate.
Afternoon Mis
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Afternoon Herman 👍
He offered some woman he was arguing with on Twitter some money to go and get her roots done 😀
And has lashed out at Piers Morgan, ITV, GB news, Philip Schofield amongst many more.
He’s not prepared to be muzzled
I respect that
And even though it damages any future career prospects is willing to publicly cunt others.
He’s probably a awful cunt, dunno,
But he’s definitely not a victim!
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https://youtu.be/1v19PzYCXMY?si=3zpGoH4Hou7Fhmqu
If you’ve not seen this clip of ‘Fred and Rose West’, it’s a fucking belter.
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Ps
I also like those big specs he’s started wearing.
Like Bricktop😁
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Barton made the Fred and Rose comment because he knew that no matter what he said, the demented wimmin and pussypecked cunts like Gary Neville would be offended, outraged and all that humourless shite. So, he thought he might as well really insult and offend them. The woke shitheads get offended at absolutely anything, so he gave them something to really chimp out over. And, of course, they fell for it, reveled in it. The fuckers love being offended.
Needless to say, a soft curling turd like Neviile was well and truly triggered.
‘The remarks about serial killers?! Incredible!’ screeched Gary, like Fred Kite meets Mary Whitehouse.
To watch these woke mentalists run around like headless chickens over Joey Barton has been hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
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OT: Stephen Bradshaw. Possibly the earliest true candidate for 2024 Cunt of the Year.
The man is a complete bastard, who obviously loved kicking Post Office employees. Cunt thought he was Jack Regan meets Heinrich Himmler.
And he’s a Scouser and all.
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Agreed Norman. Nasty piece of work. Should be tortured at length then put down.
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A bit hypocritical of Gary to be wetting himself over Joey Barton telling it like it is when his own dad, Neville Neville – yes really – was on trial and cleared for sexual assault.
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His mother fucks his brother,
his brother fucks his brother,
they all fuck each other,
the Nevill Fa-mi-ly.
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Kevin Keegan said all this a few months ago, minus the erratic Joey Barton analogies. It’s good that people are speaking out against this tokenism, but nothing will change.
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It’s the same in Cricket, when listening to an Alex Hartley (me neither) explaining what it’s like to face a 97mph Brett Lee bouncer.
Do me a favour Love, there’s quicker bowlers in men’s club cricket than the top wimmins game.
And if any cunters think cricket is dull, then listen to Isha Guhas commentary. Her monotone drone, devoid of expression or humour will have you slitting yer wrists.
I’d rather listen to John Arlott and he’s been dead for over 30years.
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Morden football the secular cult and all that it surrounds and embraces is a massive cunt.
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Vine is projecting his own brain injury onto others. He thinks it’s clever to accuse people he disagrees with of having brain injuries. Too dim to see the backlash it creates, or just a sociopath?
A bit like comparing his dealings with Alex Belfield to the antics of Jimmy Savile.
Given to offensive hyperbole and a complete prat. I hope he rides his bike straight into the forks of an oncoming telehandler.
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Thing is, all the football TV pundits are all pussywhipped jellies who are scared of a ‘bad reaction’ from the Femstasi and the woke psychos.
Gary Norvelle (Chase me!), Alan Shearer, Ian Shight, Micah the clown Richards, Snotgob Carragher, and even (no nonsense my arse) Roy Keane. Not one of them has the guts to say on air to these bollocks talking bints, ‘Look, you have not played at the highest level, and you never will. So stop talking crap, there’s a luv.’ They are all guilty.
Bless Old Souey, Le Tissier, Simon Jordan and even Keggy Keegan. But the rest are emasculated unuchs who can fuck off and play with the girls.
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This is the best game Joey Barton’s ever played in his life.
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Gary Neville been taking having too many soy-latte’s and bud lights with Linecunt. Barton could of put his point accross better but he’s a footballer not a trained journalist. At least like us he is fed up of having the same one liners every minute like your playing fucking FIFA from some bint who’s highest moment of her carrer is comparable to a League 2 Playoff-final at best but the BBC expect us to think they can give us “unique” insight into a champions league final, glad I stopped giving a fuck about “top tier” football after the Saudi World Cup, stick to me Argyle and thats it these days.
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19 goals in 40 games. zpretty much a goal a game.
I’m sure there are lefty academics who will try to claim this is the case because mathematics is part of subjective experience and truth is relative.
I blame the feminists, they kicked this griping over ‘White male science’ off in the eighties. Now it’s the white male science they need to make female biology a reality.
Turns out not everything is performative or a social construct.
I’m not laughing up my sleeve…
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