”Idris Elba warns against mandatory jailing for carrying knife”
Wait a minute, isnt this luvvie twat campaigning against knife crime? However he says:-
” Many young people – usually young men – carry knives because they are scared, because they have been stabbed themselves, or have seen someone else stabbed.”
‘usually young men’
Translates as ‘usually his breddren’
Also translates as ‘So you should go easy on these savage cunts cos it’s their culture, innit’.
Great campaign Idris. Cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble and more on this bladed entry from DryItchyCunt below.
I’ll keep this cunting short and to the point.
Today the cunt who murdered three people has managed to get a mental health section, rather than be accused of murder. The families of the poor victims are going to go to town on various people for their failings, and good luck to them I say.
But my cunting is for Idris Elba who has decided that today he would voice is fucking pearls of wisdom about sentencing for knife offences. What an absolute cunt of a cunt this cunt is. One, he does it on the day when a cunt is being sentenced, and two, who the fuck does this cunt think he is.
I don’t carry a knife for protection. I have a gun for that. The knife is a tool.
Love knives.
However I would never go near a gay blade.
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I was reading with mild amusement that one of the leading UK war chiefs is suggesting that a civilian defence force/army should be formed to defend the UK/Europe from the red menace! Can you just imagine what fucking dregs of what used to be society will gravitate towards the possibility of having a gun with a knife fitted to the end, and a legitimate opportunity to slot some fucker!! And in a gutter press poll, 94% said they wouldn’t fight! Mind you, it was The Mirror, which is read by namby-pamby, communist chutney ferrets anyway!! Cunts!!!
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Knives don;t kill people…people do.
Accordingly, ban the melanin enhanced savages.
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Fucking hell! Disappearing posts again.
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Knives don’t kill people…people do…
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And n*gnogs with knives!
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…..accordingly, ban the criminals who carry them
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The word police will not allow me to post the second part of my statement
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Knives don’t kill people.
Stupidity does.
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The only way to deal with this is Rudy Giuliani’s zero tolerance approach when Mayor of New York. Crime went down and the city was cleaned up. Now they have a Democrat wet fart as Mayor and it’s going tits up again with his liberal mindset. In general the twats who preach liberal attitudes like Idris Elba’s are the ones least affected by it by virtue of their gated communities. Us Joe Bloggs have to deal with the burglars, scumbags and arseholes showing off with knives. I wish Idris and his ilk would just shut the fuck up, the boring out of touch wankers.
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Put ’em all on a North Atlantic island, arm them to the teeth, let them kill and eat each other.
Idris Elba has a ridiculous name and a turd of a career, lead from the front sambo, first in line for de fri’ chuggun an’ de waddymelon.
London has fallen, Brum too, get out while you can, let them live in the shit they shat out.
Er, Seig Heil, or summat.
Cheers.
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Greenland?
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Idris sends mixed messages.
He wants to end knife crime,
But be lenient on anyone found in possession of a zombie knife.
Cake and eat it motherfucker.
I’ve always had knives.
From being a little kid when my dad gave me my first penknife.
I’ve a Ww2 machete, viking seax, British army knives, bollock daggers, allsorts.
You want a good knife or axe go here
https://ravenforge.com/collections/swords
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I was lucky enough to help setup the Schrade production line in Ireland. Got a box of foldables for nout when the line was up and running.
Have a proper old Imperial Schrade with me when I’m out tonking around the Swedish forests with doggo and my Tikka.
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This is a good working knife, does all sorts :
https://www.knivesandtools.co.uk/en/pt/-ka-bar-becker-bk2-companion-polyester-sheath.htm
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Here’s a game for Mr Elba.
Make a sentence out of these words…
Off
You
Fuck
Black
Arrogant
Cunt.
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I don’t have any real issues regarding Big ‘dris. I think he’s a decent actor.
I wonder if he would also like to ban giant robots, as that picture looks like it’s taken from Pacific Rim
(No it’s not a film about Hawaiian gaylords, Thomas.)
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