Andrew “200 crimes” Bell and the Probation Service

This twat was arrested just a few days ago for public order offences, racial abuse and threatening to slit the throat of a hostel worker – just another typical day, I suppose!

Turns out he has well over 200 other crimes under his belt, a quarter of which were for public order offences.

A probation officer came up with a very obvious No shit, Sherlock, conclusion – “There was an established pattern of offending which included serious threats of violence. There was a concern Bell’s behaviour could escalate.

With all this in mind, what was the outcome of his latest offence? Well here it is, and I quote:-

Magistrates imposed a six-week prison sentence but suspended it for 12 months after hearing that a short immediate jail term was not deemed beneficial by the probation service. Bell must also pay £50 compensation to hostel workers involved in the incident.

The magistrates are cunts for such a pathetic 6 week stay in prison. But this was overturned by the Probation Service, who felt it would “not be beneficial”. Instead he gets a 12 months suspended and to cough up 50 quid for being a bit naughty! (The £50 will be courtesy of the Taxpayer as he is claiming benefits.)

It’s amazing enough that this cunt is still out on the streets despite making a career out of crime. But now we have another farcical “sentencing” even though some poor hostel worker suffered racial abuse and the deadly threat of having his throat cut!

Bellend walks out of court laughing, while the hostel security guard has to cope with PTSD for the rest of his life. And I bet he won’t see that 50 quid either, or at least not in one big chunk!

Magistrates and the Probation Service really are deluded cunts, but this case not only takes the biscuit, but the whole fucking tin!

Cumbria Crack

Nominated by: Technocunt

48 thoughts on “Andrew “200 crimes” Bell and the Probation Service

  1. You have to be a very nasty piece of work to get sent to prison these days; let’s hope that Ed Davey gets a real nutter for a cell mate.
    Well, we can dream can’t we.

    • At least no Bulldyke would touch the fugly CUNT Vennells with a shitty bargepole if she gets sent down too.

  2. If we had a government with balls, ALL offenders would get 3 strikes and you are out.
    Out being a 9mm to the neck and family billed for the process.

    • Agreed, and the penal code is one area where, at leas in part, Sharia law should be adopted. Too many get away with far too much and laugh long and hard at pathetically weak sentencing and cushy prisons for my liking. A good flogging or the threat of amputation would cure most of the piles of shite that blight the lives of far too many innocent sufferers.

      • Please watch “the disappearance of willie bingham”
        The cunts wouldnt break the law again. Give them one warning…. Then off to the hospital.

      • I’m sat next to my wife with the TV on so I’ve not watched it, Reverend, but I will do. Meanwhile I have just read a plot synopsis and seen that it’s something that I’ve long advocated for the criminally incurable. Critics have it that such treatment exemplifies excessive state control and erosion of freedoms. I say that allowing these feral criminal turds to roam at will erodes my freedom to enjoy a safe and worry free life. Fuck ‘em.

  3. Magistrates are useful idiots. They merely provide a veneer of democratic involvement whereby ordinary folk are apparently central to the judicial process. In fact they have no real power and do exactly as the court officials tell them. It is the whole politically controlled justice system that is a cunt.

    The Bell cunt also has a role to play, that of causing general alarm and upset for decent citizens. Trauma through injustice is a powerful tool of state oppression, and therefore much loved by our marxist overlords.

    Of course all of the above is tinfoil hat shit, allegedly.

    Good morning, everyone.

  4. This cunt is something this country simply cannot afford and is of no use to anyone at all.

    Oven.

  5. People like him deserve to be used 8 hours a day, 5 days a week as sparring partners for up and coming eager young cage fighters with as much overtime as the lads want at evenings and weekends. I’m fairly certain that something along those lines might just convince him to think about moderating his behaviour. If he croaks his organs could go to medical research and anything left over to dog food. There’s no excuse for shit like him being free to blight the lives of others.

    • He probably thinks he’s a cage fighter, like half the blokes in the builders’ merchant and the Wetherspoons, and their mums.

  6. Andy Bell?
    I thought the cunting was for the fruity fella from Erasure!
    Errr…not that I like Erasure of course.
    No Sir.

    • Morning Tommo

      I had to dance/exercise to Erasure in PE dressed in my gym shorts and shirt.

      I think I was 11.

      The teacher was a Scotsman who looked like a Chad-version of a Proclaimer.

      • You’re sure that your gym teacher wasn’t Andy Bell? Mincing around in a flamboyant outfit which had an easily detachable velcro pocket for his knob to confuse and scare a young lad?

      • Oh no I don’t think Andy Bell is anywhere near being a preening dickhead as the Jock who taught us.

        A truly absurd figure.

      • Luckily I was never going to be one of his ‘favourites’.

        Out of the three teachers caught for noncing at my secondary school/s, he wasn’t one.

      • I would be a willing victim if it was Rosie Jones wielding a small strap-on.

      • I’d tell Rosie Jones she would be more understood with a cock inside her. Do you think she’d fall for it ?

  7. I’m surprised a vigilante group hadn’t sorted him out. Unless the racist abuse is in his favour, with more of the same amongst the other offences.

  8. Gave an address in Penrith eh?
    I’ve got a more suitable residence In Cumbria for this piece of shit.
    The bottom of Wast Water.

  9. Dr Anthony ‘Theodore Dalrymple’ Daniels has remarked on the average number of convictions for criminals having served custodial sentences having gone from 6 per head in the 1900-1910s to over 100 per head in 2000s.

    This suggests rehabilitation is largely useless and modern deterrents against crime are toothless.

  10. Lock the cunt up, he won’t give it charlie big potatoes when he’s in the shower with some 6.4ft nig nog who likes white boys.

  11. Andrew John Jason Bell what was there a sale on names when this twat was born?

    We’re his parents indecisive, must be a nightmare choosing paint for the bathroom.

    • If our wonderful government aren’t able to provide a suitable place to put this tosser, I’d like to make a suggestion – how about Rwanda?

  12. One day someone will not take kindly to his bollocks performances and that will be an end to the cunt.

  13. I don’t respect the law or any of it’s agencies one iota. Ineffective, toothless & useless for the most part, I only stay inside the lines because of … I dunno, morals? , ‘decency’ perhaps.. I reckon the ‘law’ only works on any level due to the fact that the majority, overall, of people do the same. Can you imagine if we ALL went out and acted like this cunt?

    So laws are really only for those who choose to follow them.

    Another issue is : that majority is shrinking every minute of every day. People/teens emboldened by seeing the fact that being caught in the first place is improbable, and any sentence if you were, .. is paltry/suspended anyways … and as the national intelligence level slides lower each and every day (anyone believe the 180 cunts brought to shore a few days back raised the avg. IQ upon arrival?), ..you can add in new criminals emerging hourly, following the cliché of ‘monkey-see, monkey-do’ (flash mob rampaging for example), and never mind the fact you & I CAUSE plod no bother through our own standards, .. there will be no ‘thanks’ in return when you more likely become a victim of some criminal prick(s) .. and watch the cunt(s) walk free.

      • That’s it in a proverbial nutshell, CP. First result (google) seemed to get it… Telegraph article, it is.

        Second one, though, …. (NYmag) .. describes the above (and below, now) sentiments as ‘right-wing rationalization’, and ‘middle class white privilege’.

        Not liking criminals(skin colour irregardless) getting away to varying degrees with their voluntary villainy. Across the full spectrum of criminal acts. And having to FUND the cunts through increased prices, increased insurance, PAYE, then add the free(to them!) legal-aid, incarceration (the miniscule percentage that serve some time) and all the rest…

        .. and some cunt somewhere has decided/deemed to deflect the ‘wrongdoing’ …

        “You lock your doors at night? … you nasty bigot”

  14. No consequences means no fucks given. The cunt needs a 5 year hard labour with no parole.

  15. And yet up in Scotland the loony SNP morons are attempting to introduce a law whereby parents/guardians could be sent to prison for up to 7 years if they prevent their child from changing gender without their permission!

    Therefore you can have 200+ crimes under your built including GBH and threatening behaviour, and just end up with a few suspended sentences. But deny your child the right to change gender and you’re thrown in prison!

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/09/parents-refuse-child-gender-change-jail-snp-conversion-ban/

  16. If you get convicted of anything for a third time, execution. Why pay for cunts.

  17. Human garbage. The product of inbreeding amongst genetic detritus over multiple generations. The antithesis of evolution.

    Zyclon B shower.

    • Probably would have got the showers myself Horace as I’m far from tall and blonde, but I have to say however the idea of removing detritus en masse doesn’t seem entirely unreasonable

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