Americans on vacation

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Hi all, I would love to cunt foreigners who go to other foreigners countries and moan about the country that they are visiting, I have travelled to Italy on numerous occasions, i love Italy for it’s food , history and culture, however, I have spent the last week in Rome and all other nationalities are content with visiting Rome, apart from guess who?

The fucking Americans, they have moaned about the food, the weather, the transport, the fact it’s not hot, bearing in mind it’s late December, and shops not taking dollars, ffs Rome is over 3000 years old, and I have been to Sicily in august and have the same situation, when tourists come to London they put up and shut up, Americans should never leave their own country.

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    • Meryl Streep can speak perfect English in films, then returns to this yankie twang, which sounds like fingernails scratching on a blackboard.

    • Somebody ought to learn em summat.

      My own favourite American tourist experiences;

      *seeing a carriage driver at Petra go crackers and unleash a barrage of invective when Joe Tourist unrolled a container with about 20 cards in it, and said loudly ‘ja take plastic?’
      *watching as a frustrated mother tried to deal with a couple of spoilt teenagers outside Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh. ‘Look we’re gown in, ok?’ says ma. Have they got Starbucks?’ wails one of the brats.
      *being stopped in Princes St with a ‘pardon me sir, where’s Edinburgh castle?’ To which I could only give the reply, pointing to my left, ‘it’s there, that huge building on top of that huge outcrop of rock’. ‘Oh yeah right’, came the rather uncertain reply.

      Got to say tho, all the Americans I’ve got to know personally have been lovely people; open, warm and hospitable. Great people.

      • Your last paragraph matches my experience Ron. My belief is that the anti-Americanism in Europe is down to the fact that twice in forty years the Europeans fucked up in spectacular fashion and the Americans pulled their chestnuts out of the fire. This was at no small cost to the USA in terms of young lives lost as well as money. Subsequently Europe generally and Germany in particular were back in the stone age and were rescued by American money in the shape of Marshall aid. After the end of the war it was NATO which kept the Russians out of Western Europe and saved us from fascism under a red flag rather than a swastika. Again the USA was and still is the most significant member of and biggest contributor to the alliance. De Gaulle actually pulled France out of the alliance and they didn’t rejoin for decades. Some French people chuck the Brits in with the Yanks and refer to us as “The Anglo-Saxons.” Suits me.

      • @arfurbrain

        To be fair, I would rather be an obnoxious, dumb, ignorant yank than a Frenchman. At least the Yanks know what soap is.

      • My favourite tourist experience at Petra was watching our female tour guide tear a bloke, who was beating his donkey, a new arsehole.

      • @ Chuff

        I studied at Edinburgh Uni and met the wife (a native south sider) while I was there.

  2. I dunno. Ive always found the Americans both in this country and abroad very sociable and uncomplaining. Now, If you were to say that …American rich widows wizzened old prunes, full of embalming fluid ( and a bit of jiz) on Cruise ships, are insufferable arseholes I would agree.

  3. Most Americans don’t ever leave their own country. I think over 80% have never been abroad, so they’re just like our own MNC. He’d probably be the same in Rome, demanding gravy on his Cacio e pepe and grumbling about the heat.

    • Very true.

      You’ve only got to go on what the wife calls ‘the Alicante Jimmybus’ to get a cringe overload.

      • I wouldn’t be seen dead in Rome.
        Not forgiven them for the occupation yet.
        Too soon.

        I want to eat spaghetti hoops I can do it here
        .fuck Rome

      • Well, of course you wouldn’t be seen dead in Rome, unless your embalmed body was transported there, to be displayed in a crystal coffin, with the legend
        “Miserable Northern Cunt, last of the Vickings”

      • Did you know that there actually is a dessicated body of a former Pope on display in the Vatican?

      • In the spirit of the cunting, you’ll find they’re called Spaghetti-O’s Miserable.

    • I agree that Americans can be remarkably parochial but you need to consider the fact that the USA is the same size as Europe including Scandinavia and right up to the Urals. Also of the fifty states eleven are larger than the UK. Lots of Brits have never been outside the UK and many more have never flown whereas Americans commonly fly across their own vast territory.

      My sister and her husband have only ever flown as passengers with me. My brother and my parents never flew with me but they seemed to think I was some sort of nutter.

    • Arseholes. Come here and keep the medieval mindset they had in shitholeistan. Our daughters popped their cherries when they were sixteen. I’m fine with that and I hope these twats get the five years available.

      • Mogs, I just spat a mouthful of wine over my screen.

        Thanks for the first laugh of the day.

  5. Americans are indeed a bunch of fat, loud, ignorant, immature cunts.

    They are not adventurous with food, mainly because they can’t understand the language that a menu is written in.

    They don’t like to show their obvious inability so unlike the English, they don’t ask for help from foreigners, many of whom can speak some English.

    I don’t have a problem with tourists who can’t speak Spanish.
    I have been to many countries and not being able to speak the local lingo.

    It always helps to learn just the basic ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.
    By the end of most holidays I have been able to greet people and order beer and coffee in whatever language is being used.
    Most English speakers are not willing to give that a go.

    Americans do not travel well.
    They speak loudly, I think in an attempt to demonstrate that they are English speakers and nothing else.

    They don’t really appreciate history or historic architecture.
    I think that they have been exposed to so much made up and plastic crap in their own country that they can’t recognise what is actually real.

    Thick cunts.

    • You’re right about learning some of the lingo before you go, AC. One time it saved me from getting mugged. I was in Pattaya and this big fucker grabbed my arm, shouted ‘cigarette!’ and threatened to punch me. I said ‘I have nothing’ in Thai, at least that’s what I was trying to say, and he was so surprised he let go of me.

    • I’m the same, Art.

      Always have please, thank you and hello at my fingertips.

      Also, the bill, please and another one, thanks.

      I’m lucky, foreign languages come easy to me. It’s a gift.

      • They are just new words Jeezum.

        If you think of it as a foreign language then it becomes difficult, although that’s exactly what it is.

        English speakers accept, learn and use new English words and phrases all the time.
        Unfortunately to the detriment to their own language.
        They dumb down.

        If they put the same effort in listening and repeating the words and phrases of foreign countries then travel would become much more satisfying for them.

    • When in Poland I learned the local lingo for “2 beers please”. I t wasn`t that hard. I was assured that the locals would react positively to me making the effort. I tried it in a noisy bar and the bloke leaned in a bit as if he hadn`t heard. I tried it louder and louder, 3 times in all. On the final “eh?” from him I gave up and blurted out “2 beers please!!” in an impatient fashion. He glared slightly and said “well why didn`t you say that in the first place”. Cunt.

  6. I was in Budapest last October. At passport control pre-departure this American couple a few rows behind tried pushing in front of everyone because they were worried about missing the gate. A very nice Chinese family let them through but I wasn’t having any of it – took my spot back just before they were about to go to the desk. Plan ahead not time you fucking morons.

    • @OpinionatedCunt

      What happened after you blocked the path of the rude yank cunts?

      • Well the fellas at passport control saw what they did previously, so they did nothing. Got a bit of verbal abuse off them but aside from that nothing – think they were a bit embarrassed tbh.

  7. Come to think of it isn’t Chief Admin American? I hope for his sake he wasn’t the one who processed this.

  8. I saw Robert Mitchum when he was filming in London back in the 1970s. He seemed like a nice bloke. Definitely not a cunt. I also met a Lt Colonel from USAFE. Originally from Texas, he was charming, knowledgeable, and liked our pubs. Another nice bloke. Definitely not a cunt. I think it is a recent thing. Young people in general seem to be entitled brats who would benefit from a fucking good hiding.

    PS Donald Trump is the greatest.

  9. I despise all foreigners and foreign places.
    Yanks or not.

    I once had to see out a storm in a waiting room with some californian cunt..
    He looked like Bob Monkhouse .
    Tanned as fuck an big white choppers.

    All night I listened to this boring cunt.
    France doesn’t have this
    France doesn’t do that
    In America they do that and this with sprinkles on.

    Right boring cunt.
    I was only about 19yr.
    In the end I said

    ” Why don’t you just fuck off back to America?”

    Don’t think he’d thought of that.
    Looked genuinely grateful for the idea.

  10. I was in Rome in July fucking boiling and crowded as fuck..had a great time and coped with the Yanks by drinking grappa.

    Wonderful city,frankly the Irish were a hundred times worse than the yanks,some proper rėtard§ those pasty fat cunts.

    Anyhow any country that can invent Donald Trump gets the thumbs up from me.

    • Oh and they got pretty good at killing Jerries and Japs as well.

      Yeee-haaw!

      Kill em all and let Ğođ sort em out.

      • Pretty good at killing their own an allies too
        The dozy cunts.

        Agree though.
        Yanks are ok.

        Long as they stay in America.
        And definitely don’t go into the peak district.

      • No that’s full of ch1nks, I live right on the edge of the peak district. Matlock, Bakewell and Buxton. Full of dinks, by the fecking bus load. Or bloody Indians, very odd they are. All of these folk get in the way with bloody instashit. Oven! Hopefully not one made in china either.

  11. In general, I don’t mind Americans, but their dress sense, when on holiday!

    Why on earth did Elmer think that plaid shorts (with socks and sandals) teamed with a lemon/lime horizontally striped polo shirt was a good idea?

  12. Why do the lazy bastards not use the letter T, other than it starting a word. They sound like the Irish. Is that why there’s lots of them in America ?

    • A lot of us English folk in many cases fail to pronounce the letter T either, but at least when we do it, we use the glottal stop as it was intended….. not that “tongue-to-the-back-of-the-top-teeth” thing that the yanks do.

      • I knew of the glottal stop, out of pure bone idleness, but why put another letter in its place when there’s no need
        to ?

  13. Off topic but fuck me, Beckenbauer’s dead. I didn’t expect to be reading that today.

  15. I meet quite a few Shermans while out perambulating the hound.
    Most ask for directions or a good British pub nearby.

    Most are really friendly and love giving the hound a good petting.

    Obviously, my helpfulness and willingness to allow the hound to be caressed depends on the size of their tits and the possibility of me getting into their knickers.

    • I now wonder how filthy the average yank lass is?

      Unfortunately I’ve never had one.

      Does anyone have any experience?

      Asking for Thomas.

      • Yes. They need guiding and seem a bit naive in many respects.

        Did not like my finger up her arse and said that I should have asked first.

        Didn’t mind my tongue up her arse five minutes beforehand though.

        Then the three years of stalking and abuse started. They’re fucking mental in that respect.

  16. I remember an American in the stereotypical shorts exclaiming ‘what this country needs is a goddam rocket up It’s ass’. This was on a trip up into the Andes , where we were advised to chew on some cocoa leaves and avoid alcohol. Needless to say, he hit the booze and got altitude sickness later on.

  17. Went to new york to see simon and garfunkle in the park back in the day. Must say, ive never met such rude, pig ignorant, nasty, fuckwitted cunts in all my life. They make londoners look almost civilised.

    I dont do capitols. Im too fucking idle to use the caps shift.

  18. Unfortunately for us I am disgusted to inform my learned cunts on here that the American English is more ‘English’ than the slop we speak these days.

    Back in the day of horse, cart and cunt those fuckwits who gave up everything to seek prosperity took a certain type of English with them that hasn’t changed too much over the last couple of centuries, whereas our English language in England has been bastardised by all manner of cunts coming here.

  19. USA,USA,USA

    And that’s just to buy a coffee!

    Yanks watching Golf, ‘in the hole’ (par five off the tee)

  20. I prefer the Aussies.
    More my type of people.

    Don’t burst into tears at a perceived or meant pisstake.
    Good sense of humour,
    Can do attitude,
    Well balanced, common sense,
    Straight talking.

    I like em.

    Ps
    Texans seem ok, someone mentioned them,
    They seem uneffected by the wokism that infected California.
    Oh and I like those moonshiners in the Appalachians.

    My type of people.

    I was forced to go to the US?
    I’d go there.
    Dancing on the porch to fiddle music pissed and shooting shotguns?

    They’ve got it right.

    ” You ain’t gubmint or the revenue are you boy?
    We ain’t keen on them in these here parts”

    Squeal like a pig yeeee-aaaah👍

  21. Tell you what the yanks are good at , …vehicles.
    They made the most beautiful cars in the world.

    Fuck that Italian shite.
    Poseur shit made for midgets.

    Those yank cars from the 40-70s are jaw droppingly good.

    From muscle cars to those old Ford pickups,
    Spot on.

    Shame what happened to Detroit and the auto industry there.

      • Nice!👍

        That’s what I’m on about.

        You could hold a wedding reception in the boot .
        Got plenty of car for your money.

        Nice to drive Thomas?

      • Fuck no, its terrifying. 18 ft long and as wide as a bus.
        But it sounds awesome going through town (at 9 mpg), the exhaust noise booming off the buildings!
        Gives me a special feeling, like the feelings Harvey and Katie have for each other when he’s home for the holidays from Mong School.

    • Yanke doodle cars are awful mis, truly awful, most still have leaf spring suspension and plastic interiors.

      They still get hard over ‘European models’ such as BMW and Audi…

      Now airplanes, that’s different, they built some of the greatest ever. The Mustang, Lockheed Constellation, the SR71, the B52, the list goes on..

      It’s just a shame Boeing can’t write software code properly or securely fastener emergency exit door plugs….

      • The Vought Corsair. Such a beautiful airplane. Utter cunt to start the fucker though.
        They had to cant the wings down because the prop was fucking huge. Called Whistling Death because of the scream it made on the dive.
        Argh im turning into a plane spotter. Boring cunt.

    • I like how they look, perhaps because they are so often used in films and TV i grew up with.

      I think my favourite American car was the Buick GS. It’s the car that I always think of when somebody brings up the 70s and America, usually driven by wrong’uns in crime films. The other is the Pontiac Firebird, featured as the hero’s car in so many films and TV series of the 70s and 80s.

    • Hehehe 🤣

      That’s the fuckin sly french for you.
      Taking advantage of simple yanks.

      Ps
      Just realised I’ve just insulted 2 nationalities and millions of people!!

      Be because I’m English 🇬🇧
      No fuckin greasy Spaniard or moosefucker Canadian could do that.

      • Evening General,

        Your very lucky!
        I don’t normally compliment foreigners,
        But I’ve been very flattering to your countrymen tonight,
        Praised your auto industry too.

        I’m also a fan of your customer service.
        Best in the world.
        How it should be done.

        And also your country music.
        I like that.

        Not so keen on the plastic surgery, chewing gum and those blokes who talk with toothpicks in their mouths.
        Accident waiting to happen that.

      • Good afternoon Miserable,

        Your gracious magnanimity* overwhelms me.

        *Descriptive, albeit more than a bit redundant.

  24. Lived in the states for 6 months, in the southwest, met some great people and some arseholes. The U.S.A is an invention of the federal government in order to persuade the citizens that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. A lot of older Americans seemed to rate their state above the nation, a bit like jocks with a better grasp of English.

    The USA is schizophrenic, it tries to convince its citizens that their roots don’t matter because they are US citizens but many Americans can’t leave their roots behind.

    Obviously making up a country in a couple of centuries is going to have side effects, especially when the national psyche is riddled with guilt knowing the land you call your nation was actually stolen from its rightful owners, the English.

    All that said, I have known some great people from the US over the years and even the worst American is better than any fucking scouser!

  25. I worked for a UK aerospace company for many years and the only thanks I ever got was from the us military for the work we did on a carrier training aircraft produced in the UK..

    Never got a kiss my arse from my company or any gaffer’s.

    So, Yank’s are ok in my book…🇺🇲

  26. Another sporting legend gone.
    JPR Williams is side stepping Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

  27. Nowt wrong with the septics. Some are undoubtedly utter cunts, Biden, Gore, Bush, Adam Sandler… but there’s plenty of home grown cunts for us in good ole Blighty and many more on the European mainland. Belgians or Spanish for example and what did the Frogs or Italians do back in 1940?

    Getting the kids in school to pledge allegiance to the flag and country before lessons is something we in the UK could learn from our US cousins.

    • When I was a boy, in Elementary School (perhaps that’s Grammar or Primary School to you) we said “the Pledge” every morning before classes started.

      When I moved on to Junior High School (perhaps that’s Middle School to you) there was a big fight over a proposal to only say “the Pledge” once…every Monday morning. It was the height of the Viet Nam War and anti-war, anti Imperialist, anti American sentiment was really coming into vogue.

      By the time I entered High School, the Libtard educators and so-called reformers had eliminated “the Pledge” altogether from our daily or weekly routine. Nixon was now the enemy and not the Heathen, Godless Commies of childhood.

      All this took place in the state of Indiana where I grew up…hardly a bastion of Left Wing thought.

      By the way…for all the whining Generation Q types who have it so bad these days…we still had the draft when I was in High School.

      https://youtu.be/8qPUJhy0Dz4?si=hvkj690fv78zzSGG

      • Just out of interest did you go to Woodstock General or were you still in school?

        On a more serious note, look how they removed the Pledge from you way back then and now look at the indoctrination shenanigans.

      • Sadly all part of the lefties ‘long march’ General…

        They’ve infected every aspect of life with their warped apologist virtue signalling.

      • Hey Cuntologist,

        I did not go to Woodstock. And the rule of thumb here in the States is that anyone who tells you they did go to Woodstock, wasn’t actually there.

  28. Americans all talk through their noses.

    True, just try saying anything through your nose and I guarantee that you will sound like a Yank.

    Start with ‘Thank you’.

    Told you so!

    • In the spirit of humor…absent malice / insult and without challenging / impugning TAC his remarks, ancient Chinese proverb says:

      It is better to talk through one’s nose, than to talk out of one’s ass.

  29. Will take a slightly loud of mouth and loud of dress American on holiday any day, except the ‘Spring Break’ kind, which applies equally to Brits in the likes of Bagaduf and Faliraki etc.

  30. I’m currently in NYC. It’s fucking great.

    In fact, Yanks are made to look awful via our dear BBC and so on. Stuff actually works. Far more civilised than the Island’s larger cities.

    Have I seen any blue haired cunts? No. Have I told a couple of Noy Yoikas to “fuck off, and if you didn’t hear me again, fuck off twice.”

    Yes.

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