Over the years I have been lucky enough to get away abroad a couple of times a year often more. Even when I had kids to pay for and because I was a teacher for 25 years during the school holidays when they were EXPENSIVE.
A ruse I worked out even back in the early 1990’s was to take the numbers of hotels when over there and ring them up and book for next time. This and bucket shop airplane seats did save me some serious dosh.
Another ruse I have used though takes a bit of time is to use google Spanish pages a Spanish IP address and find hotels I knew and look to pay the prices that the Spanish themselves pay which is bloody less that we or the Germans do.
Back to my cunting one thing I can’t seem to overcome is the ridiculous prices asked for to park your fucking car a couple of miles away from the terminal building. These keep on rising. £135 to park at Luton (hate the place but good flight times prices) last September for a week, pre the electric car burning the short stay car park down.
I thought about finding a hotel near by to stay the night before and leave the car in their car park. Very few offer this and at prices ranging from £290-500+ they can fuck off. Now get this loads of airports have hotels by them but loads offer nowhere to park the car even for an over night stay. WTF is that all about.
Anyway many scams have started to crop up regarding airport parking. Meet and greet by Abdul, Dave and other assorted cunts where you take your car to an office, my arse, some cunts house they drive you in it to the airport and use your car as a mini cab for a week, or hire it out. Avoid these cunts at all costs.
Now I don’t expect to park for free, though it would be nice, but the prices that are being charged nowadays is a cunt..
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
My nearest airport has no train link, infrequent buses and expensive taxis.
When dropping someone off you take a ticket to open the barrier and you then have 5 minutes to get out.
It can take 5 minutes to find a parking space and after unloading you usually have to queue at other barriers to go.
By the time that you scan your ticket your 5 minutes is up.
With a line of cars behind you there is no chance of reversing, so you have to abandon your car and leg it to the payment machine 50 meters away.
This delays everyone else who end up doing the same.
The price for overstaying your 5 minutes?
2 fucking euros a minute!
Robbing cunts!
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Where is your nearest airport?
I find Granada, Almeria and Murcia are fairly cheap if you can find the flights but if I go from Málaga I take the bus from Baza, about 35 mins from me, free parking in town, direct to the airport for €18. I don’t mind paying that
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Our airport has free parking, but then we live on a island in the middle of the Atlantic.
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That’s the price you pay.. FOR KILLING THE PLANET.. how dare you..
Air travel is for the beautiful people, and politicians.
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Gatwick airport has now a charging system for dropping off at the airport, how the fuck did that happen? It has sign’s saying that you must pay a private parking company 5£, since when do private parking companies own the kings highway? That’s cuntish
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Used the railways to get to the airport the last time I took a flight,
The distance and various connections involved meant it took longer than the fucking flight itself.
Best way to avoid airport charges. Don’t fly, use a Dinghy, thousands of sand dwellers can’t be wrong.
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Good morning, Barry – a bit of a tangent, but related to your last point – I notice the new ETIAS travel visas are going to require information on your level of education! What the fuck do they need that for? In my own case I would say it is likely to be considerably higher than that of the moronic cunts checking the visa.
Good morning, everyone.
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Meant to be a reply to Barry Z above, duh.
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Well that should keep gary Lineker on the no fly list then twenty.. morning..
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You missed one of the main problems with “meet and greet” parking Every. Our neighbour drove to the airport, handed his Range Rover over to Mohammed and caught his flight. A week after his return got up one morning and the Range Rover was gone off his drive. Police told him that this is one of the mudslimes’ main revenue streams, they’ve got your address, they clone your key and voila! More free cash off the infidel.
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Also I can confirm the mini-cabbing scam. Friend of mine left his car at Manchester airport for a week. When he returned the car had done a thousand miles and they had over-filled the oil.
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I leave my greek car at a greek airport so it’s always ready and waiting when I arrive every few months. Last year it cost me £80 for the year.
Yes, we are being taken for cunts in the UK.
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For sale: Range Rover, low mileage, pick-up only. Phone Mohammed 09233 955 600.
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Definitely interested Mo.
Can you tell me, how many 13-year-old girls does it hold?
Allah be praised,
Abdul
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This is the cunt….!
‘Sophisticated’ keyless Range Rover theft gang operation in West Yorkshire
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/sophisticated-keyless-range-rover-theft-28430868#ICID=Android_HuddersfieldExaminerNewsApp_AppShare
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Who the fuck wants keyless entry on a car Arch? It’s as daft as fitting a car with a touch screen.
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I’ll swap you three camels for the motor. Best I can do. Good quality. Yemen’s finest.
One careful owner.
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The grubby cunts that own airports would charge for breathing if they could.
Oven.
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A most worthy cunting. To try and reduce the cost when picking up the missus from Heathrow, I parked at a nearby country park for free, checked the flight coming in, checked the baggage on belt on an app, and headed in. Perfect timing. She then demanded an expensive slow coffee in the terminal.
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Of course the politicians, celebs and all other rich cunts, especially some well known eco-loons and spazzers, probably claim all these excessive charges as expenses. And therefore they don’t give two shits as far as they’re concerned.
If Labour become the next government, don’t be surprised if they introduce a public transport waiting-around tax. In other words you’ll be taxed for waiting at the bus stop for your bus to arrive, or waiting on the platform for your train to arrive.
In fact they make take it further and tax you for having the temerity to leave your home and pollute the planet by simply walking down the road!
Death & Taxes – the two certainties in life. Although they might even tax you if you’re about to croak in a hospital bed or operating table (Imagine the scene: you’re about to have a bypass operation. You go into the operating theatre but before they start slicing and dicing, they get one of those meter things you see in old Hackney Taxi Cabs. They then flick it into life and you can see the meter ticking over just before you go under. You wake up 4 hours later and the meter says £6000 to pay!)
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For what you pay to park I can fill up the dub load up the board and go to Devon for a week.
No dago’s
No wop’s
No frog’s.
No muzzies.
No spear chuckers.
Just English+pasties+”
Mena Dhu Stout | St Austell Brewery” https://staustellbrewery.co.uk/our-beers/mena-dhu/
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Hope to goodness that’s true for you. No boating bastard blacks ? Whilst on about them, they should be chained together like the old days, making sure they don’t get up to any mischief.
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Digression:
Due to the mass exodus of black cunts for their tinpot cup, is there any chance of not letting the cunts back in ? The beeb would want it to carry on forever now they have their pigeon English Channel ?
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With the tin-cup-o-cunts starting later, there’ll be plenty wet fanny and pre-cum-bellends in the beeb studio, ready to spurt the nonsense. Seeing as I won’t be watching, there’s always plenty to read on here from you faithful and can guarantee it will be such fun.
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Air travel is for Liebore lords only.
Labour peer spends £100,000 of taxpayers’ money flying from Newcastle to Westminster.
Peasants stay in your village.
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In MY opinion,
If you can afford to swan around abroad all the time you can afford to pay the reasonable parking charges airports provide.
Airports aren’t a charity, they provide a valuable service shipping in cheap labour.
I’m surprised at you Mr Everyonesacunt,
I bet you don’t even tip them do you?
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Tip them ? of course I do, tell the robbing cunts to get a proper job.
Say like a gritty Northern man with a van type number.
To stop robbing people a go out a actually earn an honest crust, like a man; or woman.
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Apparently it is now de rigueur with the middle classes to charge invited guests to their homes for dinner!
There was a story in the Telegraph a couple of weeks ago of a couple who actually charged family members and other relatives for Christmas Dinner at something like £40 per head!
The justification being the huge expense of buying, preparing and cooking all the food and drinks!
What kind of tight-fisted cunt would a) not only invite your family to your home for dinner and drinks, but b) fucking hand over a bill afterwards (plus tips)!!
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Outrageous!!
You don’t invite people then try and embezzle then.
I’d tell the old trout to fuck off.
And if related charge her to see her grandchildren.
If everything has a monetary value attached then charge the old bitch for any help she needs as she gets into her dotage.
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Why anyone would go through the hell of providing a Christmas dinner for a bunch of mooching relatives will forever be a mystery to me.
Fuck them.
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MJB@
I put on a veritable feast for Youltide day.
A turkey as heavy as a wonderful boy,
Delicacies from the far east,
Handmade chocolates from a master chocolatier.
This is provided free of charge to family,
Done out of love.
I couldn’t dream of charging them!
The shame of it would kill me.
Some people have no class.
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gatwick it our normal departure airport. we now use a private hire guy to take us there and pick us up as for a week or so’s parking at the airport we can hire a very nice guy with a new mercedes estate to take us door to door and meet us when we get back all for only 25 quid more than leaving our car in long stay to get dented. plus saves on miles on the car, our petrol and wear and tear.
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I use Gatwick as well. Well I would if I wanted to fly abroad.
I’m usually the taxi for brother and his missus.
It would be pretty simple for me to go alone without a car though. Get a bus to any nearby station on the Brighton to London Victoria line then hop on the train and get off at Gatwick.
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I did a heathrow run in december 22 there and back twice, a bit of an adventure for us lowlife darzet simplefolk, and yes you had to book a drop off slot for fucks sake, and it was terminal 3 through that tunnel, what a cunt place to get to. So you drop off your loved ones post haste and race away without getting nabbed by speed camera, ulez,parking camera, bus lane camera and fuck knows what else. Take a taxi next time on a fixed rate. Robbing cunts.
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Here’s a list of the most expensive airport parking in the UK, with Heathrow being the most expensive for a 7 day stay for £123.00. But I suppose you’re paying London prices.
Heathrow – £123.00
East Midlands – £81.39
Gatwick – £79.00
Bristol – £77.99
Newcastle – £77.99
Luton – £74.49
Cardiff – £72.99
Manchester – £71.99
Birmingham – £69.99
Leeds Bradford – £67.00
Stansted – £61.99
Liverpool – £55.99
Glasgow – £54.99
Belfast International – £48.99
Edinburgh – £34.99
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/full-list-uks-most-expensive-31805766
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Techno I paid more than that at Luton mate loads more in the long stay one 2 miles away. last september
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Why don’t people go on car parking holidays. So long as you stay in the car, you won’t have to pay. I think. Wouldn’t know, seeing as I can’t drive.
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Stayed at the hotel at East Midlands once. Fucking dire rabbit hutch and they wanted £14 for a fucking pizza. Rather pay the car park.
Still, better than touring Reddish in a removals van.
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Reddish I’ll have you know is currently in vogue with the country set.
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Yes but which country?
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Calais boat service is up and running again, the first boat of the year has arrived today, free accommodation, free food, Wi-Fi, free cash and for the selected few access to girls school.
Calais Boats has a 5 star rating on trust pilot.
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Normally I’d criticise the navy for not sinking the cunts but they are busy helping the yanks blow some sand wőgs to bits so fair enough.
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Sadly there will never be enough blown to bits 😂
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Just another way of milking motorists. Cunts.
Morning all.
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