Tom Reid Wilson

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Tom Reid Wilson is a complete mincing cunt who has done the chutney Ferrets no favours at all.

As usual I am sat in front of the telly, Jack Russell curled up in my lap, watching something a our air fryers the Dirty Harriet wanted to see, so just as I was thinking things couldn’t get much worse on comes the above mentioned mincing, limp wristed, squeeky, KY lubed, treble cunt.

Now I have accepted that we all have to accept the unacceptable, I have learned to live with some of these uphill gardeners like Alan Carr, Julian Claire and that’s OK, there are even some who are more manly than most men, all of this is OK.

But then this simpering f@ggot slimed onto my screen I had the urge to spill my single malt, throw my glass at the telly and throw up all at the same time.

Now I have never seen this cunt before and hopefully will never see him again, apparently he is on al ot of things on the telly, but why oh why do these fuckers have to mince this much, honestly it make me want the hurl…..

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  4. I had to look up who this bender was.
    https://images.app.goo.gl/mUAYA4ZYMvt6yoCw9
    What’s weird about this pic is that both he and the other faģgọt have got tiny weird little budding bitch tits.
    Let’s hope he contracts Michael Staniforth / Freddie Mercury-level superAIDS and dies weighing 4 stone.

    • Grown from the same vat as Rylan Clarke.

      Similar career trajectory; appearances as himself in ‘reality’ television. Possible replacement for Winkletits or Tarby on Radio Hen Party 2.

      ‘Squidward’ is a rare exception to the demanding role as ‘realty star’, although the fruity gentlemen get a bit excited in kiddy pantomimes. Just ask John Barrowman;
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42349690

  5. He doesn’t have to talk like that it’s a choice. I view this kind of mincing the same way I react when something starts sounding odd on the car, it’s broken and needs fixing.

    And they wonder why the average bloke cringes when they are confronted by this unnatural creature?

    You can be gay and mince about but you’d better be Dick Emery or John Inman and you’d better understand we are in on the joke.

  6. I honestly don’t understand why they feel they have to talk in such breathy, little voices.

    They sound like 5 year old girls whispering ” I just did a wee in my knickers”

    You’re gay ( if I’m still aloud to use that word), we get it, now fuck off.

    • I think they do it to seek effeminate and non threatening when trying to turn young men. Just my personal theory.!

    • They use their camp ducky-poos voice and general mincing gait to signsl to fellow quares, as well as Millwall supporters to chase them into underpasses.

  7. When uphill gardening was illegal, medical science played around with trying to rid them of the mincing bit, whilst attempting to fathom out the main poofoonery. Now its unfortunately illegal to do so, there should be a vigilante movement to get shut of these cunts.

  8. I didn’t look at the link,
    And I’ve never heard of him.

    I think he used to be Steve Gutenberg the star of Police Academy.
    Probably caught some virus in the Blue Oyster bar?

    Blue hair, rocky horror makeup,
    Is he a teacher?

    • Hi Mis,
      That’s what I do with most of the strange unpleasant things on here, I’ve never heard sight nor sound of. My knowledgeable experience tells me it isn’t necessary. Intuition is a gift I have.

      • This prancing tit passed under my radar as well, Sammy, and I am mired in the cultural cloaca, where I frequently bob for turds for this esteemed site, although not watching TV makes it more difficult nowadays and there are fewer floaters this time of year.
        I’ve considered James Acaster (comedian) and Nickocado Avocado(youtuber/glutton) in recent days, but they didn’t stoke my ire quite enough, more through genuine indifference for the former and strange sympathy for the latter.
        Both chodes in their own ways, but cunts?

  9. An easy solution to a lot of this irritation is not to waste the single malt, but put the telly in the boot of the car ready for a trip to the recycling centre.

    My only TV is used as a computer monitor and has no aerial.

    The only fagg&deg:try I see is on TV’s in the houses of relatives, as most of my friends don’t watch ‘terrestrial’ TV either

  10. What was that Clint Eastwood film where the nutter dressed up like this?
    Except everyone accepted he was a nutter back then.

  11. Not content with being gay, this cunt is trying to be the gayest.

    Like it’s some sort of competition.

    Real life will eventually happen to the simpleton, and when it does he will hopefully kill himself.

  13. Some gay blokes are genuinely soft spoken.
    But lots put on a fey effete voice,
    It’s a act.

    Not sure why they do it?
    You’d have to ask them.

    I have a customer who’s in his 70s who’s gay and sounds it.
    But I like him ,
    He’s sarcastic as fuck
    And insults everyone.

    He looks like a elderly Charles Hawtry.

  14. When are we going to tell these abnormal freaks to fuck off and die?
    Their abnormality seems to be the very thing that brings them to everyone’s attention. They’re all kiddie fiddlers. So execute the freaks, or put them to digging up vegetables in the absence of illegal foreign labour.

  15. Off topic

    Indonesia is losing its rag with boat loads of refugees.

    Since Myanmar decided it could live without Rohingyar Muslims,
    They’ve been flooding into camps in Bangladesh.
    But the camps are full to bursting.

    They’ve turned to Indonesia.
    To be turned back by a Indonesian navy boat.

    And Indonesian students are protesting AGAINST Rohingyar refugees!!
    Going as far as storming a refugee camp and forcing them out and into trucks.

    There’s been a outcry from the UN and refugee charities.

    I don’t know what’s Indonesian for fuck em.

    • Evening Mis.
      Fuck Indonesia.
      Fuck Myanmar.
      Fuck Muslims.
      Fuck Rohingyar, (never heard of the cunts).
      Fuck protesting students.
      And fuck refugees.
      I feel a bit better after that rant.

      • Fuck em indeed Duke.
        I just liked the fact their students burn tyres and force immigrants out of camps into wagons whereas here in the UK our students would protest to keep the smelly cunts.

        Myanmar (Burma) chased the Rohingyar Muslims out,
        Didn’t bother chatting just started shooting them.

        We put them in 5* hotels

    • Why doesn’t China take them in to work alongside their Uyghur muzzıe producing expensive basketball trainers for low IQ blacks?
      Afternoon MNC…how’s the mouth?
      When the dentist took out your teeth, did he throw them on the ground and have skeletons rise up like in The Golden Voyage of Sinbad?!

      • Evening Thomas 👍

        Mouths healing up fine,
        I’ve more fingers than teeth nowadays ☹️

        But worse than that Thomas,
        …..I need glasses for reading I think!!

        I’m gutted!!
        I’m not even a intellectual.
        I hate the speccy community.

        But I couldn’t read the instructions on a box,
        The missus could and she’s more speccy than the Proclaimers.

        So I ve got to book a eye test,
        I’m only 53 to young to be disabled!
        Hoping it’s just cataracts?

      • Ps

        It was Jason and the Argonauts wasn’t it?

        Always made me laugh that!
        He shows the teeth on the ground and up pop the skellingtons.

        Then one screams!
        Like posh spice.

      • Oh yes, you’re quite right, Jason and the Argonauts indeed. And I call myself a movie buff?
        How embarrassing!
        What a fucking şpastic!
        At least I’m not a 4-eyed Joe 90 like you though…
        …except I am. I need new reading/driving glasses ‘cos my current are no longer strong enough! Fucking ageing.

      • Fuckin ell Thomas I don’t want to look like fuckin Roy Orbison squinting in the daylight and tripping over shit,
        I used to have eyesight a hawk would envy.

    • Poverty over there is real, none of your benefits won’t stretch to a week in Egypt shit there. If you’ve got fuck all and see the hordes heading your way it’s going to affect you a lot more than it does here.

      Maybe they need a few years of BBC REEDUCATION?

      • I waa under under the impression that, much like using crystal meth even once and damaging your brain, using Tiktok even once turns you into an utter mincer with no exceptions. And watching “Strictly” too.

  17. Bet Omar and Abdul can’t wait to lead the Sharia court with this lush specimen in the Dock….

  19. OT, but roll on the 2nd January.

    Then I can get rid of this dust gathering shite and get back to normal.

    I only did because the Lass still has a bit of little girl in her, and was quite upset when I said no tree.

    • Its what we do JP.
      And if it makes your granddaughter happy?

      Then a small price to pay.
      I fuckin hate New year.

      Always have.

      I like Christmas! But despise New year.

      Fireworks
      Mithering noisy cunts
      The countdown

      “Happy New year!!!”

      Some cunt will say on the morning of the 1st of January when I’ve had no sleep and the dog has shellshock

      .
      Why do ont you Just fuck off

      • The last time I enjoyed NYE was back in ’92 when I pulled a barmaid I’d fancied for months and had a massive snogging session in a Holiday Inn lounge. A cracking 10 month relationship followed but, as a pisshead, sadly I fucked it up.

        Nowadays I sleep through it.

      • How can you not like New Year’s Eve?
        excellent and hilarious retrospectives on primetime TV.
        Turkey soup.
        the Hogmanay
        Jools Holland’s Hooting Nanny
        Auld…

        Zzzz.

    • Oh Jeezum you old misery, I’m sure she was! You’re also supposed to keep the tree for the twelve days of Christmas i.e. until the 5th of January. We always do. Doesn’t Dexter like to play in the tree like our pair? He’ll be gutted you cruel man.

    • It never worked, my old man had it in the 70s and he was still as fucked up afterwards. Strange way to treat PTSD but back then they just called it being crazy.

      • Saw some footage of ww1 veterans with ” shellshock” the poor fuckers.

        Back then it was insulated it was down to cowardice.
        By Rupert officer types who weren’t in the trenches obviously.

        Nothing cowardly about it.
        Most were barely out of childhood.
        Lions led by donkeys indeed

        ” Forward! they cried from the rear
        And the front ranks died
        The generals sat
        While the lines on the maps moved from side to side”…

  22. “Air fryer” isn’t that what the Chinese use to dry their hair.

    What’s wrong with a good old fashioned chip pan?

  23. Cunt sounds just like Hartley Hare from Pipkins.

    Wouldn’t trust him to babysit any young boys.

  25. I am an bender and cunts like this give our type a bad name. I’d happily put him in the meatgrinder, or march him personally to the frontline in the Donbass, which is more or less the same thing.

    It seems hard to believe with the load of queers on TV these days, but most of us just want to get on with our lives and be left alone.

    As for the gay community? Load of cunts, too. Treat people as you find them – not for their sexuality.

    That black cunt Tree Swinger on Doctor Who can be sent to Ukraine, too. Mincing wanker. I nearly put my foot through the TV on Christmas Day.

    Anyway, I’m off to do some endurance racing (the best form of motorsport!) on Gran Turismo. I’ve packed up drinking, so I need something to do on my Friday nights.

    Peace to all Cunters.

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