The Bullshit that is New Year’s Eve Night

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I no longer bother staying up for Big Ben (is that a sexist term now?) to strike midnight and to welcome in another New Year. It’s only another bloody day anyway, plus I can’t stand all those smug arseholes on TV and their false bonhomie – especially when they wheel out that greasy little cunt, Jools fuckin Holland.

Quite often you’ll see TV cameras pointing at crowds in central London and along the Thames waiting for the 12 minute firework display (so much for the environment and the huge cost, eh, SuckDick, you two faced cock sucker!) Then you have all the “Happy New Year and Peace on Earth” phoney shite, while in the same breath cunts are shouting “Kill the Jews”, “Black Lives Matter”, “We love immigrants”, “Freeze to death and Save the Planet!”

There’s loads of singing and dancing, but then come 1am and its all forgotten about as stark reality returns and we’re back with the same old shite.

I suppose the only good thing about welcoming in a new year is that you’re a little bit closer to Death.And the way this country is going down the pan the new years can’t come round soon enough!

Have a wank New Year and I hope millipedes crawl up your arseholes and infest your lower intestines!

Bah humbug.

Nominated by: Technocunt

111 thoughts on “The Bullshit that is New Year’s Eve Night”

    • You are an Andy Stewart fan, and I claim my Scottish £5 note, that no one in England believes is legal tender.

    • Id rather Andy than the bilge we have now. It was the norm growing up in our house, on in the background while all the extended family nattered away. Almost all passed on now and a partial reason I now loathe New Years Eve. Good memories for me. Just another clusterfuck to look forward to after midnight.

    • When younger, the family would gather round the telly after New Year’s Eve, just to listen for Andy Stewart to sing “Donald where’s your troosers ?”

  2. Evening Ron👍

    Well, my reign draws to a close,
    The end of a Golden era!

    Who’d you think admin will anoint as the new COTY?

    I must admit I’m loathe to pass the crown on to any old dosser.
    Hope he’s worthy?

    I can’t talk to any of the others about it,
    They dont know what it’s like .
    The regal pressure.
    To serve ISAC before yourself.

    You were a benevolent ruler,
    Smiling and waving to the peasants.
    Sort of a Brummy Elizabeth 11.

    I preferred the tyrant approach,
    Fighting (winning) with all who challenged my authority.
    Be they Worcestershire rebels or trolls.

    Will the new COTY usher in a new age of enlightenment and peace?

    Hope not.

    • I reckon you should have a 2nd year of reign. It happens in politics and Womens Institutes and I see no reason why bristle covered removal men shouldn’t have the same chances? Go COTY!!

    • If it’s based on merit, then by rights you will retain the crown by a cuntry mile!

      Happy New Year* cunters, admin, one and all.

      * despite the fact that it’s going to be ghastly.

    • I hope it’s Cunt Engine that wins. I like to root for the underdog.

      I’ve noticed that he appears to have led other posters down a dark path like some sort of psychedelic shroom ingesting, perverted pied piper.

      If he tries to get any of you to open an intricate looking puzzle box that he’s procured from the dark web, don’t touch it.
      It’s probably the one from Hellraiser and he’s trying to summon dark magic.

  4. Just sent Sis a fuck off text.

    Let her get her ” head round that”

    Told her to stay away until I feel like being bullied, which will be never.

    Oh, the relief, like having a hundred weight bag taken off my shoulders.

  5. Got a good nom coming for you, and no, it’s not another freak ( I’m struggling to find one)

    All will be revealed, when I’m sober, or at least less drunk.

  6. New year my ass, the bullshit remains the same.

    All the best to my fellow cunters but most people can suck shit!!

  7. I for one am going to appreciate some music and visual err…entertainment.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvNuyTDQU3Q
    (I must admit to being fixated on Ms. Momsen)

    Then finish this bottle of beer while pondering all the events over the past year that have led up to this point.
    Last few years have been strange for me in a lot of ways.

  8. The usual shite on the Jools Cuntenanny.

    Joss Stone, Olivia Dean, Paul Jones, PP Arnold, Raye, Sugababes and The Mary Wallopers. Also Ruby Turner (again). Only decent ones there are Pat Arnold and Paul Jones. Also, which fucking Sugababes? There’s about 50 of the cunts.

    Jools will hear from comedians, actors and more stars of 2023 (i’e: total cunts) from amongst the ‘audience’ (Ha fucking Ha) about their predictions and resolutions for the New Year.

    • we watched it in the background, as it were. usual shite, usual smug celebs This morning, I can’t remember any of it really, Joss stone is still well fit.

  11. Well there’s a thing … watching the fireworks and above the din of the battery assault drift the unmistakeable (if somewhay inebriated) strains of Scotand the Brave? Bloke in the cul de sac opposite is stood on his doorstep giving it 6 – 0 on the bagpipes!!!

    … ‘kin excellent!

    … not a Scotsman but am gripped by the subconscious urge to sharpen a claymore!

    All due respect to Admin for their steadfast maintenance of this estimable catalogue of cuntery and best wishes to all contributors … even the ones I think are cunts 😎
    Gonna be some heavy lifting to be done in the coming year cunters as the stage is set for 2024 to yield a record breaking compendium of utter cunts, knobtards, malevolent fuckwits and the attendant shitehousing and bollockry. dog ‘elp us!

  12. Effing wonderful! Where I am the first air bomb / bangers went off on the stroke of midnight (as expected) and, joy of joys, at the same time the heavens opened putting an instant stop to the noise. Hopefully some w@nker has had hundreds of £s worth of pyrotechnics ruined by the downpour.

  13. Mercifully quiet round here, possibly connected with the fact that it’s coming down in stair rods. Just to wish admin and fellow cunters a happy new year and if I’ve offended anyone with my posts in 2023 I sincerely apologise here and now, no excuses. Off to bed now, good night all.

  14. I don’t know about this year but I’m pretty sure that in previous years the majority of flag-waving cunts in the crowd had slitty eyes and buck teeth.
    A lot of the female of the species can often be found stripping the shelves in the designer handbag section of Harrods bare particularly in the sales. It’s like an obsession with them.
    Don’t they realise that having a £10 k handbag dangling from their arms isn’t going to make them look “beautiful”?

  15. Happy new year cunters. With a General Election AND a US Presidential Election on the horizon 2024 promises cuntery of unprecedented proportions.

  16. Happy New Year all and admin.
    But fuck the cunts letting off fireworks until 2:00 am this morning.

  17. My missus has the flouncy potatohead Norton on until I barked at her to turn it the fuck off.

    The final straw was seeing Yank ginger Emma Stone (no idea) asking Claudia Winkleman (already due another cunting) what cheese they would all be.

    Winkleman told her she would be a Comte (no idea) to which Stone crooned “oooooh nice”.

    How this passes as entertainment on any day yet alone New Year’s Eve is beyond me.

    At least I did get to see Rob Brydon putting on a camp Welsh accent much to cockmunching Norton’s discomfort.

    Then they all crowded around his computer to watch something on Tiktok.

    And that’s 2023 folks!

    Happy New Year

    • ‘How this passes as entertainment on any day yet alone New Year’s Eve is beyond me’

      Most of BBC senior managers, directors etc are upper-middle class women.

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