The BBC (105) TV Christmas Schedule.

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A festive ‘is this really the best you can do?’ cunting for the BBC’s Christmas telly schedule.

Here in brief is what you could tune into. Ancient films like ‘The Sound Of Music’. More of the same shows that they put on all year round, like ‘Strictly’ and ‘Call the Midwife’, but call ‘Christmas Specials’. Repeats of the same shows that they used to put on all year round in nineteen canteen, like ‘The Vicar of Dribble’ and ‘Dad’s Army’, and called ‘Christmas Specials’ back then (oh goody, ‘another chance to see’ something I might have missed the first fifty times around).

And stunningly, a murder in ‘Bellenders’. It’s aht uv aw-dur, but Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas wivaht all the usual seasonal misery in Walford. And the King, Gawd bless yer, yer ‘ighness, yer an hexarmple to us all.

And wait for it, wait for it… the Beeb’s jewel in its festive crown, a ‘Crimbo Special’ from that Titan amongst comedies ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’. Laugh? I promise you, you’ll never start.

What exciting and original programme making. Stunning and brave stuff. What value for the licence payers. They’ll be glued to their screens over the holidays.

Hope all you woke Guardianista cunts at the Beeb reflect on a year that you’ll no doubt consider well spent. Then just fuck off, because we don’t think that it was.

Lad Bible

Nominated by: Ron Knee

60 thoughts on “The BBC (105) TV Christmas Schedule.”

    • To add to that Bbc presenter who was flipping the bird at the camera, they could just take Pornhubs output and have someone urinating onto camera for hours on end.

  2. Fucking Morcombe and Wise!
    Not funny 50 years ago but still showing now.
    50 fucking years ago!!!
    Albeeb are fucking patronising shits.
    Oh err… Merry Christmas all! 🙄

  4. I didn’t ever bother buying a tv guide this year, already knew it would be wall to wall shite on all channels.

  6. Do you think I could get away with saying here’s my TV licence from 50 years ago. Taking the piss? Moi? You cunts started it. Festive oven with bells on. Gas mark immolation.

    • It isn’t just the BBC, it’s all of them. Fucking children’s programmes, do they think adults are unconscious for two days? At least we have the documentary channels on Sky.
      If all else fails, I’ve got my DVD/Blu-ray collection to fall back on.

  9. Money well spent.

    On cunts like Lineker and a Gay blek Dr Who.

    I’d like a refund,for at least the last 20 years.

    I might as well pray to Father Christmas.

    Cunts.

  10. They can stick their schedule up their ring piece.Boring predictable shit biscuits 😠

  11. I’m of the opinion that the Bb Fucking c know the writing is on the wall with regards to the TV tax so they’re not bothering spending much , saving up for their well overdue rainy day…

    Bye bye Bolshevik Broadcasting corporation..💩

    Have a happy new year…👎

    • Sadly I can’t see this happening.

      The Tories have been threatening to do for the licence fee for years, and of course, have done precisely fuck all.

      If the Tories won’t sort it, nobody else will.

      • the BBC is full of the sort of cunts who pollute the civil service. they both work together to oust cabinet ministers who actually threaten to confront their ideology; pro-EU, pro-mass immo, pro-multicultigayblack, pro-quango and bigger government, more control of the plebs, and the big climate show.

      • Birds Of A Feather CP

        Oh and a bet that the ‘Christmas Special’ of that shit show programme will be cluttering up the schedule somewhere as well

  13. Christ on a bike, what an awful line up. Thank dog I have long since cancelled the telly tax.

    What with Neverenders (does anyone actually watch that utter horseshite anymore) and the Jug eared tampon wannabe in the early afternoon, Christmas TV is a case of ‘Why Dont You’….. just switch of the TV set and go do something less boring instead.

    • Well we’ve all stuffed our faces, opened the pressies and now it’s just the wife and me.

      Time to settle back and enjoy our evening viewing, and what a line-up; ‘Dr Whoopy’, ‘Call the Midwife’, ‘Bellenders’, and ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’.

      It’s a positive feast of top flight entertainment…

      On second thoughts, where did I put my book?

      • I’ve been on YouTube watching Somali pirate boats getting blown out of the water by various different countries naval vessels. A few years old but far better than any of that utter shite that the fucking BBC broadcast.

        Should be an instructional film to the RN prior to English Channel deployments.

      • You would really enjoy the footage of the Israeli navy kicking the shit out of the Hama’s cunts with grenades and automatic weapons.

  15. The BBC stinks more than a Pack keez arsehole.
    A belated Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year to all you cunters lol xxxx

  16. The only lineup needed at the BBC is one before a firing squad..

    Let’s hope Lineker got food poisoning from his organic turkey. Or has he is better known Alan Shearer.

  17. To be honest, I get more genuine enjoyment from watching drain unblocking videos, extreme cleaning footage or landscapers trimming overgrown parks than the amount of vacuous forced cocksuckery on ordinary telly. Christmas tv is a carefully measured pan of tired wank.

    • Yep, there’s a hillbilly type goes around the watercourses where he lives in the US of A unclogging flooded roads and tracks where the drains and culverts are blocked – mainly caused by Beaver…. It’s satisfying viewing when the dam breaks.

  18. My schedule has been the only one that counts, for a number of years, ever since the tape recorder.

    • As I’m not a weed smoking teenager, no.
      Didn’t get any Blue Stratos either. Bugger!

      • I got the annual delivery of socks, boxers and pyjamas. Pity most of them will have got lost by February.

  20. Just watched Lady Cuntgomery watching the feminazi Eastenders bra burning, all men are wankers fest, and indulged in some derisory piss taking throughout, thinking it would piss her off.
    You can imagine my disappointment when she laughed along with me.
    She reckons it was a load of unmitigated bollocks.
    Good girl.

  21. Another benefit to living out here is that the UK TV doesn’t get a look in, thank the newly born Christ! Even when I venture back to Blighty I take my hard drive with movies on it and plug that in. Tell me, do they still have 007 reruns on at Christmas ?

  22. the only program on bbc that I’m looking forward to, is the spoof documentary called ‘it’s all gold’ with Martin and Gary Kemp. The 1st one was funny and I expect this one will be too. Adil Ray playing the part of Tony Hadley😅😅😅 bbc cunts have tucked it away on bbc2 @ 10pm on Friday 29th if anyone is interested.

  23. *EASTENDERS XMAS MURDER HORROR*

    Don’t know about you lot, but I’m in a state of complete shock. The wife just dialled 999 and we’re waiting on an ambulance coming

    Er…

    Morning all.

  24. Absolute crock of shit, still it gives me more of an excuse to indulge in airfix kits, an absolute joy. Start when you are young, then start playing with girls assemblies and then a bit later in life get back into the hobby, whats not to like. Fuck tv.

  25. Cuntonation Street dropped out the Christmas ratings Top 10 for the first time yesterday.

    A far cry from its heyday, when it was worth watching and it had great characters. Always fancied Ken Barlow’s first wife in the early 70s. Well tidy.

  26. Last programme I avidly watched on the BBC was Ashes To Ashes ten years ago.

    Gene Hunt catching scum and watching Keeley Hawes’ tits bounce up and down.

  27. Doctor Whoke.

    Counted down before Ncunti Gayblack let everyone know he is a sausage bandit.
    Took about, oh, all of the first five minutes of it.

  28. About the only original trace left of ‘Dr Who’ in that shitshow these days is the Tardis.

    I’m surprised that they haven’t given it consciousness and self-awareness, only for it to come over as non-binary. They could paint the outside in rainbow colours while they’re at it.

  29. I’m waiting for the Woketards’ version of The Twelve Cunts of Pronoun Free Non Gendered Free Range Holiday Formerly Known as ___mas.

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