“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s legal affairs and Scottish political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m looking at the progress made regarding ‘Operation Branchform’, Police Scotland’s investigation into alleged *cough* ‘irregularities’ in The SNP’s finances. In the latest of a series of sensational developments, the police are now investigating the purchase, and subsequent sale, of a top-of-the-range Jaguar. I’m now joined by SNP spokesman Jock McSporran”
“Och aye laddie. Well let me say the noo thet as far as thess investahgayshun is concerned, ah kennit porsibly corment on ra detail. Suffice et tae say that ra party’s rec-urrd fae awnesty an’ integrity in government is impeccable. The poliss have nuthin’ on us, ken. As fer Nicola an’ Peter en parteklur, well, the pair are as innocent as a pair o’ 16-year-old virgins fae Drumchapel. Nae further corment aye”
“Mmm. I’m also joined by Special Constable Angus McCoatupp, lead investigator for ‘Operation Branchform’. What can you tell us by way of an update Constable?”
“Aye. Natchrally ah cannae corment in detail awn an orngoin’ investahgayshun. Suffice et tae say thet investahgayshuns are orngoin’ et ra moment”
“But these investigations have already been on-going now for over two years, no doubt at enormous expense to the public. When can we expect to see results?”
“Aye. well natchrally investahgayshuns tek up a great deal o’ time an’ resources, ken. Let me jest say thet ah expect us tae ah reached conclusions bah summer 2028, at which time *winks and touches nose* it will be fount thet there’s nae evidence o’ any wrong-doing bah naebody, nae arrests or charges will be made, an’ it’ll be shown thet naebody kent absolutely nuthin’ aboot nuthin’. Aye”
“Well I must say that things appear to be progressing rapidly towards a most satisfactory conclusion for all parties, not least the taxpayers and voters of Scotland. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Getting dirt on and kicking out this pudding-haired bitch and installing a filthy muzzıe stinks.
Krankie was no more or less corrupt than any other piece of shit politician in Britain. And at least she was Scottish, unlike that terrorist-supporting turd that’s nominally in charge now.
In just a few short years, we’ve gone from British people running things (badly) to two dirty pakıs running Scotland and London with a WEF plant unelected curry-muncher in number 10. It’s a brown river of shit.
As RTC used to say, this Sceptred Isle really is doomed.
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We are finished now 😢
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Where is RTC these days? Anybody know?
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I reckon he’s joined the Dark Side and secretly become an apprentice Admin so he can no longer post. Gets his first big test of his training later tonight when he has to knock on Miserables door and ask for the COTY tiara and sash back.
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Those cunts would shame the BLM founders.
Another vehicle.. I didn’t think krankie could drive.
Its like a peaceful who keeps buying deodorant.
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Recently passed her test. First time *nugde nudge wink wink say no more*.
Wonder when they’ll get the camper van back so they can spend a blissful fortnight in Dunoon?
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Many thanks to our Scottish reporter Ron McKnee for his regular updates on events in the deep-fried banana republic of Jockistan.
When it comes to launching half-built ferries with painted on windows, putting educational standards into freefall, doubling drugs deaths, housing double rapists in women’s jails or jacking up taxes, you have to admire the SNP’s nerve in blaming it all on ‘The Toarees’.
As for the £667,000 donated by their gullible supporters, it’s capercaillie feed compared to the billions of taxpayer’s money they’ve pissed up the wall. If Krankie ever gets charged with anything I’ll eat my tam o’shanter.
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Let’s not forget that Brexit played its part in the SNP’s misfortunes as well Geordie.
That’s the fault of the Anglesh o’ coorse.
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I hope they both are sent to prison.For life.Pair of Tunnock eating shit weasels.
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they won`t eat tunnocks as boyd tunnock supports the union.
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Th judge should don the black cap for this pair of cunts.
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Yet another vastly expensive waste of time,this country seems to excel at committees,enquiries and such…all.of which get fuck all done with no cunt accountable for owt.
All aboard the Gravy Train.
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And as Thomas points out,whilst these pantomimes go on interminably,foreign vermin get their filthy hands on as many levers of power that they can.
I hope I live long enough to see them on the end of a rope.
Or we are done.
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Send these cunts up there
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67850395
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The flith can only deal with Tommy Robinson having breakfast. The were more of them as well.
The cunts.
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Lessons are always learned tho Unk
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Time to derail the Gravy Train
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Och aye, the moo.
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‘Given the appalling lack of loyalty shown to our late and glorious Majesty by this traitorous scum, I’d say that hanging’s too good for the cunts. Send ’em to the block, and display their heads on pikes at Traitors’ Gate. That’ll learn the bastards, and act as a reminder to other like-minded arseholes’
Oswald Mosley
(deceased)
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Nicky, Queen of Scots, is hot. She looks great in her Nazi uniform. Tssssz!
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My mate Big Al admits to having knocked the odd one out at her expense.
I really don’t get it where she’s concerned, but as he pointed out, I’ve done the same re. Katie Hopkins, so I’m not one to talk (in fairness, I reckon that she looks like a right lascivious bitch).
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I respectfully suggest Ron that your mate Big Al needs to seek therapy urgently.
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He can be a bit odd at times, but he’s a good lad at heart.
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When asked about The Donald, she did say she’d like to tickle his testicles.
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rumour is she only likes fanny anyway
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Mmmm…
https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-dismisses-secret-lesbian-claim-as-she-addresses-reasons-for-her-resignation-12848227
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The Scottish P*ki really knows how to take the piss. On the day of his enthronement after the rigged leadership election he circulated photos all over social media of him and his male family members at Friday prayers in Bute House, the First Minister’s official residence. Apparently he was unable to see the irony in the leader of a ‘progressive’ party banning women from taking part.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVsD7mKHlDM
I know, I know.
I just can’t help myself.
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His level of expertise on that thing exceed his competence as a politician. Or, indeed, anything else.
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I trust you all saw Yuseless’s New Year message with bated breath
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There is a great picture in that article of them at a polling station, where it looks like the love eggs have started to work their magic..
I imagine they paid cash for them..
Then claimed back on expenses.
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My goodness it certainly looks that way!
https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-and-peter-murrell-the-downfall-of-snp-power-couple-in-less-than-150-days-12838793
The wife says that the sight of that guy Murrell makes her slightly sick, and she wonders how anybody could.
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Every time I see her husband, he reminds me of Derek.
https://youtu.be/_4keg7cuHb0?t=46
Disclaimer: I’m not saying he is. I’m just saying he reminds me of Derek.
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Blimey, you’re right
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All these public enquires are total bullshit. Just patsies from The Elite looking out for The Elite who are in the dock. Taxpayers money squandered, the good news is it seems people are wising up to it. With a bit of luck the revolution will be televised sooner, rather than later.
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https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/nicola-sturgeons-remarkable-downfall/
‘Rejoice!’
Mgt Thatcher
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Cut the bottoms off the car doors.
Daft slag.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjux2bvcsOQ
Sturgeon Sensation! Launches New Career!
‘Time to try something different’ says disgraced former First Minister
‘The National’
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Wee Burney has a history of run-ins with the law.
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What do you reckon ten Hag’s chances are in 2024 Norman?
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