Mary Earps – Sports Personality of the Year

Well, well – whoever would have thought it. For the second year running a lady footballer has one the woke BBCunts “prestigious” Sports Personality of the Year.

This is, assures the BBC, by public vote, but who can guarantee that all the votes for nasty men were counted as well?.

Second prize went to ne of those horrible men (spit) and the third prize went to another lady sportswoman,

I suppose we can only be grateful the winner wasn’t a black lesbian.

The contest this year was the 70th. I am jumping on the bandwagon. I am determined next year that my muse, the lovely Lisa Nandy will be Sports Personality of the Year.

I am sure she is a strong swimmer, and I shall be teaching her all there is to know about the breast stroke throughout 2024, so that by December she will be at Salford in her off the shoulder topless dress, and sexy suspender belt to pick up the trophy.

The BBC must rename this contest Sports WOMAN of the Year. Perhaps a token poof could be put on the nomination list for the mugs to waste their money on the phone line vote, but only if he isn’t white.

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

86 thoughts on “Mary Earps – Sports Personality of the Year

  1. Pathetic BBC, rewarding failure.
    However, Mary is going to feature very heavily in my impending super-wank.

      • Oh, most assuredly, LL…I’ve a thing for wimmin who look genuinely strong.
        I do wish you hadn’t reminded me about Stumpy though…
        Now I’ve got to include đẁarfs in my planned wank.

    • Superwank, followed by superwank 2? Might be difficult what with Richard Prior and all…..

      • Cuntengine @

        Imagine!!

        This Wyatt Earp or whatever it’s called ,
        Treating you roughly, slapping you about and ripping items off clothing from your delicately quivering body!

        And as it roughly tears away your brightly coloured undercrackers says in a deep ,rough voice

        ” I’m going to make you fuck me even if it has to be rape”

        The giantess can’t be denied!!

        As her muscular powerful arms pin you hopelessly to the bed,
        Her misshapen familiar Ellie the aquatic midget enters ,
        Lubed head to foot,
        Ready for swim your lower intestine!!

        Barbara Cartland 1978

  2. It is the BBC, they have to promote the only “sport 🤣🤣” that they have got..

    Congratulations bingo wings, must make up for the joke shop world cup losers medal you won.

    • According to Joey Barton it’s ‘a big sack of spuds that plays in goal for a girl’s team.’

      Good one Joey.

  3. Nope.Not for me.Arms as big as Popeye’s.Sports Non “Personality” ?She isn’t one.Feed her to the pigs 🐖🐖

  4. Hasnt it always been rigged? Didnt they stop a match fisherman winning one year? I have a vague memory of this. Probably.

  5. It’s BBC sports personality of the year! The key word being BBC, ok it’s not a word but an acronym. Anything the bbc touches has to be moulded into a diverse inclusive non white straight male pile of shit.

    The subject matter is secondary to the agenda.

    Doctor Who or a Sports quiz it doesn’t matter! Does anyone really believe Sue Barker was the best available presenter when David Coleman left? She was chosen because she’s a bint. The BBC has been lurching lefty progressive since the 70s.

    I realised it was full of shit when it broadcast a drama about a bunch of scousers looking for work. That was in the early eighties.

  6. O/T Blackpool Tower is on fire.
    The BBC is reporting that it’s a wildfire caused by the climate crisis.

  7. Is it just me that when I think of the most talented sportsperson of the year, Mary Earps does not immediately spring to mind.

  8. Next year it will be a black, lesbian, eco-loo, vegan transwoman in a wheelchair, blind, deaf and only speaks Swahili and one or two lines of English “Give me benefits!”

    • I lost money when BBC wankers awarded it to that wheelchair spaz tanney posh cunt instead of Lenox the fucking heavy weight champ of the world.

  9. If they wanted a woman to win they should have picked Diane Hammerhead Abbott for her remarkable skills in the wrestling ring. Who can forget that marvellous bout where she won by crushing Jess Phillips with a cross buttocks in the third round, and they still talk of her forearm smash knocking out Jess Phillips dentures. She won the 1976 Golden Spitoon for that one. A fine figure of a man. She has since transitioned as David Lammy.

  10. Fuck is she wearing?

    Did she think she was collecting her award for the W.C. Boggs ” Best Lesbian Scissor Action”?

  11. Didn’t know it was on, couldn’t give a fuck, who or what is this cunt??
    What is BBC??????

  12. When I think about this for just a few seconds I quickly reach the conclusion that this latest award actually personifies not just the BBC but the wider public bodies in general.

    Anybody with 1/2 ounce of common sense knows an unknown female goalkeeper for Man Utd wimminz team couldn’t possibly be SPOTY, certainly not in the way say Nigel Mansell, Lennox Lewis, Denise Lewis or Andy Murray were.

    But they don’t care what you think and they are going to ram it down your throat regardless.

    We rule the world now and there’s absolutely fuck all you can do about it is pretty much what they say/think.

    And any opinions to the contrary make you a Far Right misogynist.

  13. Earps is now in the Man United goalie hall of fame.

    Alongside illustrious keepers like

    Paddy Roche
    Jim Leighton
    Massimo Taibi
    Roy Carrol
    Andre Onana

    • Hi Norman, you left out Ronnie Briggs. Even he was better than Wyatt Earp’s great, great granddaughter.

      • To go that far with expenses, knowing she was going to win the sports person of the year, they should’ve held the event in the local Town Hall.

  14. Earps could make a fortune in advertising.

    The Mary Earps Condoms. Guaranteed not to catch anything.
    However, clean sheets cannot be guaranteed.

  15. Bet Mary has malformed lady parts?
    A large swollen clitoris and vestigial testicles?

    And her upper lip has the vague hint of bum fluff?
    Bit like Johnny Depp.

    Unlike Johnny Depp bet she can open stubborn jars of pickled onions!

    Looks strong enough that if Amber Heard shat in her bed Mary would put her through a wall and dislocate both her arms.

  16. I’d splash my brandy sauce up her. For her strong look she could do with being a few inches taller. She is 5’8″, not bad but not in the league that gets me going.

  17. All we can hope is that this sends out a clear message to all those viewers who aren’t lefty woke types (I.e most of them) not to bother watching or voting in years to come.
    The winner has been clearly preordained many times in recent years, but this one takes the absolute piss.
    Keep it up BBC and this wankfest will go the same way as Question of Sport.

    • The BBC have imported voter fraud from the States, that’s what it is. It’s got to be some kind of election interference. How could she possibly get more votes than Gary Lineker?

  18. Absolutely no idea who this is. As it’s connected to the unwatchable bbc crap, it must be something woke. It’s either:

    • a man dressed as a woman
    • plays non-proper football
    • a doughnut-puncher

    No idea, no intetest.

  19. I’m fairly convinced that if you watch the BBC it will either turn you into a vegan or a lesbianism,or probably both.

    That’ll bump up the viewers for this festering pile of woke wankery then.

    Is there even a barrel left they haven’t scraped?

    Oven.

  20. When one thinks of all the great keepers who never won this BBC gong.
    Gordon Banks, Bob Wilson, Pat Jennings, Neville Southall, Ray Clemence.
    All top class goalkeepers, who won the top honours in the game.

    Yet this tart gets it handed to her for fuck all. Wimmins football – no matter what they say they’ve won – is not proper association football and it never will be. It means nothing, it is nothing.

      • Seconded here.

        Also the standard of goalkeeping in ‘elite’ women’s football is absolutely fucking terrible.

        You could put Alison Lapper in the middle of the net and she would save more!

    • Once, a seagull stopped a ball from going into the goal. It was a freak, sure. Nonetheless, even the flappy seagull had more personality than this token.

  21. Before voting closed, I checked the nominations, and yes, most if not all BBC boxes were ticked.

    If we were to win the football world cup with an all white male team, won the Ryder cup with an all white male team, won the ashes with an all white male team, a white male tennis player won all grand slams, ronnie o’sullivan were to win another world championship and a white male were to win the olympic 100m in a world record….all in the same year, the division 3 local disabled blick womens basketball team would STILL win SPOTY

  22. More absolute cuntery from the UK! I think there should be an ISaC ‘Personality of the Year’! No box ticking, just good old fashioned ‘1st past the post’ voting!

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