(Just when you think you’ve herd it all! (see what I did there?) – Day Admin)
A cunting, if you please, admin. for degenerate prevert, Liam Brown.
You’ve got to be some really sick, fucked up cunt, to carry out these kind of depraved shenanigans.
It’s a pity he didn’t get trampled to death. He’s lucky I wasn’t the farmer. I’d have kicked him to fuck, the dirty warped bastard.
Still lives with his mum, ( Who’d have thunk it ? ) and has a ‘ very supportive girlfriend ‘. Hah ! I’d wager that he’s never had a girlfriend, or sex. Other than with dumb animals.
Not only is he a cunt, but so is his mother. Who should have disowned him, thrown his baggage into the street and told him to FUCK OFF.
The judge is also a cunt, for not putting him on the sex offenders register for life.
I wouldn’t trust this cunt near kids and if it had been down to me, I’d have had his balls nipped off with red hot pincers.
What a fucking pathetic excuse for a man.
Nominated by: Jack The Cunter
How now brown cow.
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Bully for him.
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One for the horn section
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And yet, little is said of those sucking on the Kanga’s penis, chewing the arse hole of a pig and sucking the juice out of the Baboons bollocks on that “Celebrity” shit show.
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I think it’s because they were detached from the animal at the time. i’m not sure.
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Bless him he’s a legend in the cow rogering world.
I see Foxy Noxy is back in the news again….smashing.
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I bet there’s plenty of that going on in halal abattoirs.
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He’s a udder disgrace
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I am not amoosed.
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You two butter not be making this out to be some kind of joke.
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Sounds like a load of bullocks to me.
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That’s the way it sounds coming out of a yanks gob.
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A right load of tripe
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He should have known the grass isn’t always greener.
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You lot are really milking it.
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Fucking hell what does the mad cunts girlfriend look like then?
Oven.
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Dunno, but I bet her name’s Daisy.
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No its Gertrude.
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Dunno, but I bet her name’s Daisy. The warped cunt should be sterilised.
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A cowboy?
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Must be freisen cold
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So he likes a bit of Veal, just not in the normal way 😂
Puts a whole new perspective on MAP
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A tattooed sleeve reminds me of what happens after a vet has been turning a cows calf.
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Its a cheap way of getting the full arm done. You’ve just not to wash it, that’s all.
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Imagine having to fill out official forms or job applications and a question asks “Have you a criminal record?”
“Yeah, I fuck cows!”
This would still qualify to work in the civil service I suppose.
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He’s only one step away from David Cameron, pig fucker extraordinaire.
Who also happens to be the Foreign secretary.
He should join the conservatives. Clearly, great things await.
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He likes the Aberdeen Angus very rare.
The farmer was not amoosed.
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I bet he used Udderly Butterly, as a lube.
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His girlfriends a right dirty cow.
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A full fat sex weirdo.
Creamline dairies are up in arms!
That farmer should of fed him to the pigs Harold
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He should have told the judge he now identifies as a bull and not a human.
Case dismissed!
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Filthy pervert. What’s wrong with sheep, like a normal person.
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Iiiiiiiin 1…
Unusual way to win a speedboat, great super smashing 😄
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Cows, fair enough, but a CALF! – That`s kiddy-fiddling.
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Isn’t kiddy fiddling for goats?
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Filthy prevert. What’s wrong with sheep, like a normal person.
Unmoderated version.
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Bet the world didn’t moooove for the poor old cow, spoilt for choice for a nipple grab wasn’t he. Dozey cunt was lucky he didn’t get a stream of liquid grass all down his front and a good kicking from the cow,if you’ve seen the length of a bulls pizzle bet she didn’t even know his little Swan Vesta cock was in her . Weirdo wanker, wonder if his girlfriends got foot and mouth yet.
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I think we’ve milked this cow joke as far as it can go.
Time to churn the other cheek.
Just a few more days to go and it will be Moo Year’s Day!
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Not beef-ore we’ve celebrated Christmas though.
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He’s having to fuck the cow because he can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo at football.
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I bet there’s jealous people all over Wales and Northern England.
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Wales maybe, Northern England definitely not.
Whippets take our fancy.
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Cows, sheep, whippets…diversity is your strength.
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But this is a common practice among our replacements. Camel arse or the Goats ring are the preferred choices in Bradford.
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Apparently this bloke has been signed up by Hollywood to appear in the latest remakes:-
One Moo Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Udders of the Lost Ark
Silence of the Cows
The French Cownection
Fistful of Udders
Moomento
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Hollywood Variety is reporting he’s going to star in a remake of the John Wayne classic, The Cowboys.
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Apocalypse Cow
Moo-n-steaker
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I hope he wasn’t a selfish lover and took the time to engage in some gentle foreplay and not go at it like a bull in a china shop.
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The sexual proclivities of the human race never cease to amaze me. This story would actually be hilarious but for the distress caused to the poor animals.
He looks just the type to do this if the pic up top is anything to go by; a right weedy, sad little fucker.
The cow’s gorgeous mind.
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That’s what Liam Brown thought too…
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Aye up Thomas.
Nah, I reckon he was just too mean to shell out at his local massage parlour, which is what any upstanding citizen would do when in search of a bit of recreation.
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Good afternoon RK…”shelling out” is the phrase that pẹrvọs like Liam Brown use for when they move from mammals to reptiles and bum a poor tortoise so hard it flies out of its shell.
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The latest film to come out “They Fuck Cows Don’t They”.
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Pansexuals are a thing. They have sex with all sorts. Animal, vegetable, mineral. Anything with a hole.
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I thought “P” had already been taken in the LGBTetc alphabet soup that represents those alternatively inclined, as it were, but I can get on board with “P” = pansexual, as long as I’m allowed to hit any that make my skin crawl with a lump hammer.
Calling Liam Brown, the doctor will see you now, you disgusting, stomach turning pervert.
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Twat.Push him in front of a steamroller.
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I assume this girlfriend he is hoping to move in with likes it on all fours from behind
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