Jess Philips M.P.

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She’s a babe no mistake, C.A.

Here is one definitely for the ISAC Horn Section.

Does anyone remember Miss Jones from the old Leonard Rossiter ITV series Rising Damp?. Miss Jones was a frankly plain, middle aged woman, one of life´s failures, who thought that every man who looked at her was a potential rapist or suitor. She really shouldn´t have worried because poor Miss Jones was destined to remain a virgin all her years.

She came to mind when I read this really risible story abut the horse faced Brummie MP:

Before you get to the tits, you see the face, and anyone looking at her big misshapen choppers, even if they hadn´t heard the harsh ungrateful voice or smelt the halitosis, would, I should think/hope have been put off.

What is it with these ageing harridans that gives them the idea they are men magnets?. I bet even ¨Mr. Phillips¨ finds it hard to utter the Mellors words to Connie: ´open up, yeah open the gates, and let the King of glory come in¨. By the look of him, a bit of occasional bum sex is the best she can hope for. As soon as he finds the axle grease for lube.

I wonder if WE paid for her lard reduction on ´expenses´?.

This deluded old cow could become a government minster next year, along with the walking compost heap Anal Ease Dodds and Labour bike Angie Rayner. What a thought.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

60 thoughts on “Jess Philips M.P.”

  1. Hold me back..

    Deluded old dog..
    She is so shapeless, she was the original model for weebles.

    I wonder if the 6 grand went on the old expenses.
    I fucking guarantee she went private.

    • Miss Jones had no problem whatsoever, in getting her feet behind her ears.

      She looked very willowy and pliable 💪

      Bet she could lick herself out 💋

      Rigsby had peepholes drilled everywhere, the dirty old cunt.

      But she wasn’t interested in him.

      She wanted the Black Mamba 💪💪

      If you plonked an old, floppy felt hat, that a Blackbird had been nesting in, on Rigsby’s head.

      And swapped his belt for baler twine.

      You’d end up with Dick Foxfuckerupper Fiddler.

      Fact.

      Good morning 🌄 👍

  5. She’s definitely first in the queue for those who “Don’t look at the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire” or “There’s plenty of fine tunes played on an old fiddle”.

  6. What the fuck did her husband see in her ?

    Was he pissed ?

    Or was it for a bet ?

    If not, the mad cunt needs therapy.

    Many, many, many years of therapy.

    Get To Fuck.

  7. Men are so obsessed with her tits that 2 years after getting some of the blubber removed she’s had to get some hack to write a non story in the hope people will notice her tits.

    Just fuck off, no one cares.

    • I wouldn’t touch her udders if she had ten tits.

      She’s fuckin vile.

      As for ms Jones off Rising Damp as a kid I couldn’t fathom Rupert Rigsbys obsession with the woman ?
      And was disgusted at Ruth’s lust for Philips liquorice wand.

      A race traitor, and sign of things to come

      Gas her!! A young Miserable would shriek at the black and white telly.

      • I’m rather surprised our soon-to-be-deposed CoTY doesn’t share some empathy with Jess. After all, didn’t he have a todger reduction op because all the ladies used to leer at his huge trouser bulge? Or so he claims.
        Now down to a mere 10 inches flaccid and feels a lot better for it.

      • True Geordie,
        Although I had it done for medical reasons too.

        I’d been using my foreskin as a storage pouch for keeping things warm and dry and some Holland’s cheese and onion pies for me dinner

        A piece of piecrust must of become loose and lodged deep within the folds of my Noddy bag.

        The operation itself only took a hour .
        But involved a cosmetic surgeon and team a pastry chef and a bloke with a wheel barrow.

      • @MNC

        You’d better watch out what you say because in this age when words are violence, silence is violence and violence from leftists is simply self-defense against mean words, your statement of intent to NOT do something can be construed as your intention to DO that very thing. Just as Carl Benjamin AKA Sargon of Akkad.

      • Despite her protests his barb really seemed to horrify her, even to the point of contacting the police as a threat.
        It’s no good her appearing on Have I Got Shite For You pretending it was Benjamin being a pathetic neckbeard.
        she went on about it for fucking months.

      • @CP

        I seen that particular episode.

        Needless to say the libtards on there were fawning over her and hanging on to every word like she was some victim who’d won some moral victory.

        The sneering spiteful fat ugly fucking cow

  9. Lovely. What a challenging Boxing Day wank that will be, where’s Thomas?!?!?

    Did she go private, perhaps pay on expenses? we need to be told. I expect a full BBC panorama investigation and the story to be front and centre for the next 5 days…. After all, This thing will be in government by this time next year.

  11. Don’t know this old Gorgon.

    But here’s one American politician bragging about using her bustline to her advantage:

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/kyrsten-sinema-boasts-of-charming-gop-colleagues-with-cleavage-book-claims/

    Senator Sinema is a bit difficult to wrap your arms around and a hard one to get a handle on. (All puns intended.)

    Originally, a Greenie, she left the Green Party because of their nonsense and joined the Democrats. But she became disillusioned with their idiocy and became an Independent; although she retains all her Democrat Committee Assignments and still Caucuses with them.

    Despite her association with them she has opposed much of the Presidents programs and proven to be a major pain in the diaper for the old Hair Sniffer. (Revolting visual intended.)

    It should come as no surprise that the Senator seems a bit fluid on her positions (puns intended again) because she’s what some old timers here in the States used to refer to as a Garden Gate…she goes both ways.

  12. Here’s a pic of her with her husband:
    https://images.app.goo.gl/ybDS2k3fYphAjszY9
    He looks normal! Ish.
    Maybe she’s an unbelievable shag?
    Maybe her fanny is tighter than a Scotsman’s wallet or she lets him undulge all sorts of truly depraved stuff?
    If so, good on them.
    If not, well…maybe he has an ugly móng fetish and if he didn’t shag Jess, he’d be after my beloved Rosie Jones.

      • Good day, Sir…if his beard was a bit more gingery..why, it could be our very oen MNC!
        When Labour inevitably get in next year, they will up the dinghy scum quota to an epidemic and make people like you and I put them up in any spare bedrooms we may have.
        Guaranteed.

      • Morning MNC…as any dinghy cunt is more important to the powers that be than some vile tax-paying Englishman, you and I will be turfed out of our houses to make way for 7 or 8 young Afghan and pakı men.

      • I don’t pay much tax either Thomas 😁

        They’ll rue the day they move in here.
        They’ll starve to fuckin death if they wait for Mrs Miserable to get the breakfast on.

        And I’m not having the heating on so they better have a warm coat.

      • Don’t knock it, at least the guy’s into women not men. West Side Story (1961) was on the telly in the middle of the night. Lines from the song “Gee, officer Krupke”;

        My sister wears a moustache,
        My brother wears a dress,
        Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!

        And now we are required to believe that a pair of homosexuals can be “married.”

      • You’ll have Lesbian nana saying ‘Raus! Raus!’ with families turned out of their homes, spraying the chrildren with pepper spray while the family dog is bagged up and sent to Dr Fauci because the new ‘British Nationals’ find dogs offensive.

    • Perhaps he is a reluctant q ueer and she is his beard.I imagine her pubic hair is so long she has to tuck it in her boots.

  13. Remember the reverse, years ago when Katie Boyle’s husband wept solidly for days, after she’d had a breast reduction on her massive tits. Could understand it with Katie being a “looker”.

    • Katie was hot. As a shaver, I could hardly wait for the Eurovision Song Contest to come around!

  14. Has she got a book coming out?

    Needs a bit of publicity?

    Couldn’t her media advisor come up with a better story? She should get Omid Scobie on board, look how successful he’s been, lately.

  15. Personally, I can hardly wait for the full Liebour horror show to begin. Their ceepy pro Mozzie agenda will soon meet the pro trans trash head on in a policy train crash. Ha, ha, ha. Hee, hee, hee. How we will all laugh as the Wazirs get to grips with little Owen Jones! Sir Kweer will call for calm, but it will all be too late as the followers of the Khan Kunt raise the flag of Hammas over the South Bank. Corbyn will be made an Ayatollah. At least Jess and her mong friends will be forced to cover their faces. Every cloud…

    Good morning, everyone.

    • Morning Twenty, my point up above is something I genuinely believe…that white English homeowners will be forced to take in dinghy scum and support their 3rd world darkıe asses.
      And they’ll have more rights than you in your own house.

      • Morning, Thomas. This is a distinct possibility, and one that is predicted on Monsieur Raspail’s epic ‘The Camp of the Saints’. It might not even need to be a Government policy as the immies get bolder and start taking what they want – secure in the knowledge that the institutions of state will do fuck all about it. As Coward wrote (no pun intended) There are Bad Times Just Around the Corner.”

      • Thomas @

        Haven’t they already broached the idea?

        Seem to remember them mentioning offering a sum for households to take in dinghy scum?

      • @Twenty

        That fella could see into the future.

        Wrote it in the early 70s.

        He predicted the invading immo scum would be predominantly from the Indian sub continent and not the middle east and Africa.

        Other than that – eerily prophetic. Especially the reaction from the Europeans who do absolutely fuck all to prevent what’s happening.

        Where have we seen that before?

      • Indeed Thomas,this is something I’ve long considered a real possibility.

        I’ve a lovely patio to put the cunts under.

      • Any books, music or films you have the new lodgers will need to be binned or you will be reported for hate crimes, as Irish will soon find for ‘possession’ of ‘offensive’ material in the own homes or on devices.

  16. Much like Angie Rayner, I only think ‘up the wrong un’ when I see Jess. So logic says, if she knows I’m thinking that, she’ll be getting her arsehole stitched up soon.
    Mind you, that might already be the case, given the amount of shite she spouts out of her gob.

    • Morning HJ…with a knife to your throat, would you elect to go down on either Jess Phillips or Harriet Harman?
      Or choose death?!

  18. The things I immediately pick up on in theses situations, are; she must be a tremendous fuck, always at the ready for a shag, kind and generous, a good laugh, sympathetic when at your lowest ebb and a fanny like a suction pump.

  19. Someone call Shergar-he’s missing his teeth!My God she was painted using the ugly brush!Quick someone push her into the path of a Sherman tank.

  20. Jess reminds me of Millie Tant from Viz.

    Just your typical ugly as fuck left wing feminist.

    Jess is probably the type of woman who wanted to see an end to page 3 models or the models from Formula 1, the darts or the boxing.

    All in the interests of women’s lib. And jealousy.

    Horrible minger.

  21. When you think of all the old poofters in Starmer’s Labour party, I should say there was more danger of being arse raped than Sir Beer having a fuddle duddle with her jugs

  22. Best thing is to imagine is a three way between Philips, Angie and Dodds, all doing it on the Cabinet Table at No 10.

    Sir Bendy knee is there but isn’t getting turned on because he doesn’t know if they’re women!

  23. Jess Phillips is a profession victim and gobby ignoramus. ‘male gaze?’ 1st year A level ‘womens studies’ claptrap.
    Haven’t heard that term since college, which is the only place it could be used without howls of derision.

    Less Miss Jones and now more Owen Jones. Her tits were wasted on her anyway.

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