Poor Cassie, ordered a turkey from Morrisons, but when her delivery arrived the turkey, intended to feed six, had been substituted for a bag of frozen Turkey Dinosaurs. Oh, dear.
Declaring Christmas ruined, Cassie complained that it was ” too late to rush around for a turkey, as it was Christmas Eve”
Well, first of all, the “evidence” just shows a substitute and not what was actually ordered, so I don’t believe this story, and secondly, get to the shop yourself, you idle cunt, if you’re going to wait until the last minute and it’s that important.
If you care to read the article, folks, you’ll also see other assorted rancid turkey stories, a rinse and repeat of last year, and some poor sod ( I could hardly see to type through the tears) whose pre-ordered turkey was cancelled, as out of stock, and whose gammon joint (hahaha ha, I can’t breathe) was substituted for 8 slices of cooked ham!
Wonderful!
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
The Trotter fans not only had to put up with Sam’s big boot, his chewing gum with his mouth open, turned my stomach. Besides Ferguson stayed friends with that halfwit bemused me.
In my case, it was Leeds fans that were the most evil. I had friends living there and daren’t admit they were our United fans and pub even band our matches being televised. Traveling to matches in Leeds, you we crammed into goods carriages and abused.
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Sorry. A double take.
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