Weather Girls with Speech Impediments

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(BBC Weather person – Helen Willetts)

A cunting is well and truly overdue for these meteorological mingers who appear to have graduated from the Lucy Worsley school of linguistics.

Originally confined to the Biased Bullshit Corporation, the trend appears to to have infiltrated regional news too at pandemic levels.

I for one, do not want to hear these lasses (Helen Willetts, Louise Lear.etc.) delivering weather bulletins with the female vocal dexterity of Ken from A Fish Called Wanda. I don’t want to know that it’s pissing down in Wedding.

Can I urge the BBC and regional channels to add a simple interview question to out these deviants before they ever get their mushes in front of the masses. For example, say out loud ‘Fat Free Fromage Frais’ should tell them all they need to know.

Otherwise these cunts will continue night on night with heavy wain from the west, pushing wight across the UK with Wugby heavily affected.

Clearly Jonathan Woss is not the only cunt in the lack of ‘R’ pronunciation genre.

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Nominated by: The Birdman of Cuntytraz

 

94 thoughts on “Weather Girls with Speech Impediments”

  2. I don’t watch weather forecasts after it was found that the weather was racist..

    I imagine the BBC forecasts are full of climate hysteria so a good old speech impediment would probably lighten the mood..
    Preferably someone who sounds like daffy duck.

  3. I don’t understand what you’re moaning about – as far as I can tell there’s nothing wrong with Louise Lear’s pronunciation, or any other weather presenter’s speech for that matter. Any road, Louse is from Sheffield, so bollocks.
    If you want REAL speech impediment I refer you to Matt Chorley of Times Wadio: not only is he speech-challenged, he’s also facially-challenged. Until he came along I wouldn’t have believed it possible to be so ugly and so speech-impedimented. Simultaneously.

  4. Can they get a ginger one with a lisp and a nice arse so I can relax in a gentlemanly way whilst pissing myself laughing?

    The Met offith forecathtth thnow ath far thouth as Thirenthethter.

    Phwoar! 🤣

  5. Bad women ‘journalists’ are a disease at the fucking BBC, have you ever heard Lies Doucsett or whatever her name is, a mangled accent of oirish arabic or some such concoction.

    I listen to the shipping forecast as it’s necessary for me and provides a better description of approaching fair or foul weather than the generic broadcasts. Importantly it provides decent wind speed, strength and duration.

    I can confirm Ms Willets is amongst the very worst with her vocalisation, That said I wouldn’t mind taking her up Dogger Bank and finishing across North Utsire.

    Flat calm in the channel today, I suspect the invasion will be at full tilt,

    • I caught a bit of that Lies bint last night. Instead of speaking like a normal human being she uses a voice that would considered OTT on one of those give three pounds a month to help M’teba get trainers for his 40 mile round trip to the well.
      Ghastly woman and not even British she makes that Orla Guerin look unbiased (which she ain’t).

      • I wrote a poem about her once:

        Orla Guerin
        O Orla Guerin
        Does she use a Land Rover
        to keep Orla Guerin?

  6. Mongy “comedian” Rosie Jones should read the weather (and the news) in her noethern spacco voice. It would be hilarious!
    And sexy.

    • Morning Mr CE. The best weather girls can be found on Latin American TV. All tits and arse and a penchant for pointing at random weather symbols whilst simultaneously pouting and looking ready for a good length of man meat.

      Schorcio.

      • Morning LDC…indeed and I’m sure that, being Latinas, they’ll all be into all sorts of disgraceful filth, the sort of stuff that Field Marshall below is imagining about Rosie Jones’ drool-spackled tits right about now.

      • I had the pleasure of doing some work in Venezuela, way before that cunt Chavez fucked it up. The women were stunning looking and classy – for some reason though, Venezuelan men seemed to prefer a night out drinking with other blokes. Perhaps the women get hideous when they’re old.

    • Fuck sake Thomas! I’ve now got visions of Rosie’s spacca drool cleavage.
      Back in a minute.

  7. I don’t know about this weather presenter speech impediment trend because:

    a) I don’t watch live TV and don’t pay the TV tax.
    b) Looking out the window tells me all I need to know though from time to time I have a look at the weather forecast online.

    That way I don’t have to listen to someone bang on about the weather for what seems like an eternity. All I want to know is will it be hot, cold or raining, the end. A 10 minute yarn about plumes, low pressure, high pressure, warning levels and the rest, gets on my nerves.

  8. I have to admit that I find that a lisp can be something of a turn on.

    Especially when combined with a pair of big tits.

    AKA Lisa Nandy. 💪

    My favourite lisper is Lucy Worsley 💪💪💪💋

    She isn’t a stunner, but she has a powerful and cheeky allure.

    I’d like to win a competition, in which the prize is a fancy dress weekend in a Tudor country house.

    Lucy would be dressed as a serving wench.

    I’d be dressed as Henry the Eighth.

    We’d spend the weekend playing Hide and Fuck and feasting off each others bodies. 🍗🥩🍺

    I reckon that she’s a right mucky minx.

    And bangs like a shithouse door in a gale 💪💪💪

    Good morning.

    • it’s a slippery slope.
      Starts with sexy speech impediments.
      next thing you know it’s Siamese twin elephant Man reading the weather.

      GB news has a Spanish weather girl who lisps.
      Not sure why GB news can’t find a GB girl rather than this spīc chick?

      ask her who starred alongside Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise and you get a shower*

      * Thuthan Tharandon

      • A weather reader with Tourette’s would make for interesting watching.

        ‘ Cloudy with occasional bark ! bark ! showers, titwank ! spreading from the west, honk ! give over ! cunt! cunt !
        Brightening up wahooooo ! later, fuck off ! fuck off ! temperatures rising, rissoles ! rissoles ! to around seventeen shitearse ! shitearse ! degrees. Good morning, fuck off, fuck off. ‘

        I’d watch it.

    • I’d put Worsley into a naughty little French maid’s outfit Jack.

      Being a strict disciplinarian, I’d have her bent over and touching her toes for the slightest indiscretion, and severly chastised.

      For her own good of course.

  9. The deliberate eradication of received pronunciation from the spoken media has been an utter disgrace. All gravitas has gone. Nowadays, newsreaders and weathermen (if they even are men, and that is increasingly unlikely) don’t even wear suits and ties. Disgusting. Fuckers are probably wearing brown shoes if we did but know. No wonder no-one believes a fucking thing they hear on the news anymore.

    Good morning, everyone.

  10. I was quite happy with the old format of a sex offender in home made knitwear telling me it’s raining.

    It doesn’t sit comfortably with me,
    this new sexy weather forecast.
    or cleft palate cunts.
    And once I saw a black one!

    yeah sure.
    your a meteorologist.
    Fuck off Fuzzy felt.

  11. The one that irritates me is the newsreader on talk tv Zora Suleman , talks through her Fucking teeth every word. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea… twats…!

  12. My favourite is a mincing Welsh accent. Or Thomas Shavenknackers in desert boots.
    The women all give me the horn.

    • stumpy!

      And why not?
      don’t need 2 hands to tell us it’s raining.
      don’t need any hands.
      or legs for that matter.

      I heard she lost that hand to a XL Bully.
      and that she swore revenge.

      She goes to the dogs home to watch them being put down.
      stood grinning.
      rubbing her stump.

  16. It’s not just their speach impediments.
    It’s the fact that they are all fucking ugly.

    There is one goggle eyed woman that looks like a red indian with an almost cubed head shape.

    There is also one with half an arm.

    The male weather forecasters all seem to be on the wrong bus too.

    There was a time when girl forecasters were a pleasure to watch, regardless of the weather.

    Almost as good as this one……..

    https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg?si=7C0-bmPGvj-wQk6B

  17. I can’t say I’ve noticed any speech defects, probably because I’m to busy gauging the size of wimminz weather presenters tits.
    However, I have noticed that the humble weather forecast is now nothing more than a party political broadcast for the climate change lobby.
    And if the weather is threatening to become a tad inclement, it’s always worse case scenario time, delivered with yellow warnings and a patronising glint in the eye.
    They cry wolf so often, I no longer take much notice.

  18. That broad in the nom pic would definitely get it.

    I must admit to having a penchant for a well heeled lady – be it a newsreader or a weather girl. (but not THE Weather Girls who sang “it’s Raining Men”)

    I remember a young Ulrika Johnson when she was an ITV weathergirl, giving me the horn as a 12 year old.

    Think my favourite at the moment has to be Michelle Dewsbury. Sexy, well heeled, glasses and weird accent.

    Good morning.

    • Jesus,Herman…there’s a time and a place !.

      Ah,sorry,just re-read your comment……YOU were twelve !!.

  19. Here is the weather forecast for London today.
    It will be a gloomy and depressing start to the day, brought on by a small brown cloud of gas in the city hall area..

    As the day progresses we should see a huge front of antisemitism sweeping across the capital..This will be followed light breeze of I didn’t see or hear that by the met police..

    Pollution count will be high due to the level of smugness attributed to the crowd..

    The chance of violence will be high, but will be blamed on a small pocket of far right.

    So in summary only travel if necessary or if you are a racist piece of shit or work for the leftie media..

    Thanks for tuning in, now please fuck off.

      • You’ve got to feel a bit sorry for the Fisherman.

        Doesn’t matter what he did before or after that fateful day in October 1987, he will always, ALWAYS be known for the cunt who said :-

        “”Earlier on today, apparently, an interfering old bag rang the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way. Well, if you’re watching, fuck off you stupid clueless cunt. There’s no fucking hurricane and I know because I’m the clever!”

        (I think that’s what he said, more or less)

      • Michael Fish was right.
        It wasn’t a hurricane.

        Hurricanes are tropical.
        the storm of 1987 occured in the North Atlantic in October.

  22. I like a wimmin weatherperson,rate the forecast by the size if their tits.

    It’s the infiltration of the weather by The Gays that is most concerning.

    On the Other Bus with fancy suites etc talking about fronts and things..

    Shoot the Cunts.

    • Furthermore Mrs Terry tells me that it’s possible one of these Gay Weatherpersons may in fact also be Welsh.

      Quite frankly I think this has been caused by the menopause.

  23. Where I live on the east coast, one only needs to look through my window to see whether the ships are on high tide, depending on the weather being dry or wet can also depend if wether goats or sheep need rescuing. My region will need individual weather girls lisping or not, knocking on every door in the area giving us the personal touch.

  24. Barbara Edwards and Suzanne Charlton were two of the first weatherbints on the BBC way back in the day.

    Edwards was very much the strict school ma’am type, who would thrash you to an inch of your life for being breathing out of turn (Probably Mr Cunt Engine’s pinup fantasy from his youth).

    Charlton, daughter of the late great, Sir Bobby, is in her 60s now, but she was extremely tasty 30 odd years ago when doing the guesswork… oops, I mean the forecasts.

    • frosty this morning 😁
      lovely and fresh!!

      probably snow at some point next week?

      marvelous!!

      weathers here
      wish you were nice

      • A sharp frost here in the sticks too. Had to get out my six fingered gloves.

        Have you packed the shorts away yet Mis? I know you hardy northern types don’t worry about cold weather until the first of the homeless start dying off.

    • Weather forecasts! What weather forecasts? I didn’t notice any forecasts. Too busy ogling the totty.

      Why can’t we get those girlies doing the UK forecasts instead of the old boilers and Karen-types.

    • two reasons Katie Price is still alive.
      She’s his mum.
      She’s fucking inedible and would turn the poor creature’s stomach.
      Not even the stomach of the hardiest carrion-feeder could deal with such a toxic repast.

  27. I get the four seasons in one day, in no particular order. A jumble the next day. Some man in the Town Centre shouts it out. We call him Vivaldi, for some reason.

  28. There’s no point in a beautiful weather girl scantily clad, giving intermittent changes, if she doesn’t know from which direction the hot steaming sticky spunk will be coming from !?!

  29. The forecast for 2024:-

    There will be hoards of Syrian migrants sweeping the south east of England, although a warm NIMBY front will remain over the posh areas.

    Meanwhile, there will be gale force dinghies full of African refugees dominating the south coast before drifting towards the south-west, Wales, the Midlands and the North West. This front is expected to last 3, maybe 4 years.

    Expensive counties along the M4 corridor will escape these escalating fronts due to additional high pressure from progressively liberal fronts that will push back the African migrant gale towards the North.

    Scotland can expect showers of shite emanating from around Edinburgh, with the Parliament Building being particularly hit hard with constant drivel and foggy thinking.

    And as for the North East. Not much happening as usual, unless the lasses get their tits oot for the lads!

  30. I’d love to see weather girls getting their knickers in a twist and find out they’d forgotten to put them on. Climate change, who gives a fuck.

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