Weather Girls with Speech Impediments

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(BBC Weather person – Helen Willetts)

A cunting is well and truly overdue for these meteorological mingers who appear to have graduated from the Lucy Worsley school of linguistics.

Originally confined to the Biased Bullshit Corporation, the trend appears to to have infiltrated regional news too at pandemic levels.

I for one, do not want to hear these lasses (Helen Willetts, Louise Lear.etc.) delivering weather bulletins with the female vocal dexterity of Ken from A Fish Called Wanda. I don’t want to know that it’s pissing down in Wedding.

Can I urge the BBC and regional channels to add a simple interview question to out these deviants before they ever get their mushes in front of the masses. For example, say out loud ‘Fat Free Fromage Frais’ should tell them all they need to know.

Otherwise these cunts will continue night on night with heavy wain from the west, pushing wight across the UK with Wugby heavily affected.

Clearly Jonathan Woss is not the only cunt in the lack of ‘R’ pronunciation genre.

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Nominated by: The Birdman of Cuntytraz

 

94 thoughts on “Weather Girls with Speech Impediments”

  1. Morning LL.👍
    working in shorts yesterday.
    But today I’m in jeans.
    nearly that time I suppose to put them in the wardrobe.☹️

    My labourer was in shorts too.
    actually I’m thinking of introducing a strict uniform code!
    white short sleeve shirt
    white shorts
    long white socks.

    sort of like on the Love Boat.
    I could wear a captains cap too.
    what do you reckon?

    https://youtu.be/m_wFEB4Oxlo?si=PD-HYp31EHOnrMi4

  3. I find wotacisms adowable.
    Don’t mind lisping too much either.
    I’m not going to ignore someone for having a speech impediment, let alone call them a cunt.

    Jonathan Woss is a twat (perhaps cunt is too strong), but that’s for other weasons.

    Woss is in twat categowy along with many celebwities who are annoying but dont awouse hatwed.

    • For what Woss and that scruffy pest Russell Brand did to Andrew Sachs (RIP), he is a cunt and he needed a hiding.

    • I don’t recall being offended by Wossy and Wussell. I never listened to the broadcast but I do remember several DJ/ Presenters of that era trying hard to be a bit edgy, notably Chris Moyles, Zane Low and Alex Zane. Greg James just seemed a cocky, obnoxious cunt in the same mold as Jack Whitehall.

      Childish morons who appealed to morons.

  4. I see Doctor Whoke is back on our screens.
    Thoroughly enjoyed the Hartnell Daleks story in colour.

    But tonight it will be the usual shit, A festering heap of woke garbage, a scenery chewing masterclass from Tennant, and Catherine Tate doing lots of ‘Oi! Sunshine!’ shouting.

    Oh, and a sambeau trans cunt and all.

    • Never got into Doctor Who. it was on its way out when I was a kid and we had so much better from the States.

      Battlestar Galactica made Doctor Who look like a school panto.

  5. Nah, I can’t go along with this cunting. As someone who themselves can’t pronounce their Rs I have every sympathy for them. So long as they’re competent, affable and (in the case of the women) decent to look at them a few odd pronunciations is no big deal in my opinion.

    • OP, I’ve found, since my remaining teeth have started to relocate their selves in order to fill in the gaps, my diction is suffering.
      Mainly because I now have a quarter inch gap between my two upper front teeth.

      I’m considering getting a gold grill, which will probably be a lot cheaper than going to a dentist for falsies.

      Your thoughts?

  7. If you don’t want to hear or see Helen Willetts Send her round to mine please 👍👍

  8. Give it a few more years and human newsreaders and weather guessers will be replaced by AI droids.

    Afterall both groups just read from autocues, so it’s not as if its a particularly difficult job, but certainly piss easy to hand over to a robot.

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