(So this is how you spend your day, you dirty pervert, Ron!! – Day Admin)
Kim Kardashian and the SKIMS ‘Power Nipple’ Bra
In the timeless battle of the sexes, women have long used the line ‘all men are liars’ to berate those of the opposite sex. And all the time, millions of women have been wearing padded or lift and separate bras to con us into thinking that they’re packing more in the bustenhalter department than they really are. That’s real honesty for you.
But wait. In a startling new development, that well known ‘influencer’ Kim Kardashian has taken things a step further in the art of deception, by promoting what I’ve termed the ‘power nipple’ bra.
That’s right ladies; you can now not only get a bra that’ll help make you look like Salma Hayek. You can now get one with built-in fake nips that’ll make it look as though you’re sporting a pair of battleship rivets.
‘No matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold’ trills KK. ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder’.
Now don’t me wrong; I’m an ardent admirer of beautiful, prominent nipples, but they’ve got to be the real thing for fuck’s sake. A word to the wise, ladies; don’t waste your money. Nobody’s going to be fooled for long by a woman who goes around always looking as though she’s just walked out of a freezer. What a fucking joke, and you’ll be the butt of it.
‘Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive‘.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
just finished reading this nomination and I now feel like a real tit..
i need to get abreast of the situation..
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That’s given me a lift. These false bras are designed to make suckers out of men. They are no more than a booby trap. Still, boobs have something in common with model trains – they are both made for children but adults love them. Boobs at least prove one thing – that men can concentrate on two things at once. For instance, I can remember every boob I’ve ever seen, thanks to my photographic mammary.
I’d better go as I’m making a complete tit of myself.
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You could put a couple of feelers out Barry
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Inspired by Caitlin? Nothing about the Carcrashians is real. Anything for money. All because dear old dad took the squeeze off OJ.
As for women faking it, that’s how it’s always been. Makeup, eyelashes etc.
Cunts
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What’s happened?
The page is all different
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¡Es jodido!
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brexit, covid, the far right or racism take your pick..
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@Sir Mali. I think it’s since all the ‘ finger up the bum ‘comments on the previous nom.
Word Press seems to have gone a little quēer.
Good morning.
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As Andy would say
“I don’t like it”
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Exactly right. And Kim Kardashian has a face waiting to be spunked on. This nom has cheered me up.
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Considering the rancid old skank made her film debut being fucked up the shitter by some jam spoon, the footage of which was released and marketed by her own mother, I think I’ll pass.
Vile people who would do anything for a bit more cash.
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Bet OJ is here Dad.
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Subject of one of my earliest noms on the award-winning website ISAC…
https://is-a-cunt.com/2014/03/kim-kardashian/
And I haven’t changed my mind in ten years.
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I’ll bet the tranny types will love these….!
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Fuck me this website has turned into a fucking jumble sale!
Oh the humanity!
Anyway replica dockers rivets should be banned by law.
Morning Gents.
(Morning, all. Do I take it there’s a problem with the Home Page on this site? If so, can you go into details please, and I’ll take a look. Thanks – Day Admin)
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OT but it begins..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-67349510
vermin for oven.
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P*ki town
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This is Rochdale now…
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/horrific-organised-crime-gang-ruled-28030409
Makes a change from raping white children..!
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It is treason and the cunts responsible should be deported to Gaza.
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admin @
the site is stuck on the desktop option,
the mobile options disappeared.
little help?
(How about Windows users on desktops and laptops. Any format/layout problems on the home page? This might be an Android thing if iPhone and Mac users are okay. Thanks – Day Admin)
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It’s like the page doesn’t fit the screen..
I was scared but aroused to begin with..
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It doesn’t even look like the desktop page on my tellingphone, mix of desktop and mobile with a bit of playschool thrown in
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Mine looks fine – from my IPhone.
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Mine looks fine – from my IPhone. And ok on my MacBook as well. All normal – as far as anything on ISAC can be called “ normal “.
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#MineToo
Good morning.
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All good in Windows 10/11 on my laptops and PCs
Fine on my Amazon Fire HD10 12th gen tablet.
Fine on my iPhone 11 and 13, and my two MacBooks.
However, on my Samsung A54 and S22 phones, the layout is squashed in Mobile mode and impossible to access into Desktop mode.
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Mine was ok but not now. Android phone
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@admin, I was unable to access this site at all yesterday. (android) kept getting the ‘fuck off’ message. I knew I couldn’t have been banned as I’m a good girl🤭
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What’s a Kardashian?
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I think they are an alien race of puppy`s noses in Star Trek®.
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Seems okay on my Samsung Android.
As for young Kim, i would.
As long as she has a ball gag to stop the californian whine and vocal fry which woukd give me an instant floppy. it’s the most annoyingbaccent in the world.
The bra would leave men disappointed. It’s a sick gimmick, and I speak as an accredited and chartered breast inspector graduate of the college of Cunt Engine.
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Have you got a degree CP?
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Yes, a BA in English and History from Southampton.
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Ah. Not in tit studies then…
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That was extracurricular, and sadly, very rare. Didn’t really like Southampton much. Got on better in Bournemouth but couldn’t get there enough as a penniless student.
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For the record DA, I’m not a pervert, I’m an ardent admirer of the aesthetics of the female form in all its glory eg
https://www.muscleandfitness.com/women/galleries/11-most-beautiful-photos-salma-hayek/
Howdy’a all like them puppies?
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You couldn’t make this shit up!
If you or I were peddling this shite, we would be laughed at for being a cunt – for example, cock extensions embedded in Y-fronts (why not eh, some women tease men with bras that make them look like they have big juicy juggs, when in fact all they have is a Pidgeon’s chest).
It befuddles me that this slag is as rich as she is – it sends out a message to the young that you can be thick, rich and famous and in fact, it helps!
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There you go CM; how the well dressed male can improve his appearance these days;
https://www.amazon.co.uk/bulge-enhancer/s?k=bulge+enhancer
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I’ve just bought 7 pairs.
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What next with this attention-seeking whorebag? Follow on with what that other skank is doing by selling her minge juice as candle wax?
Or perhaps she’ll go even further with her desperation and sell her turds as designer ornaments at a $1000 a pop (or should I say, poop!)
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I can see her bringing out a camel toe enhancer next.
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Tend to avoid nonentities, unless I can take the piss and all I’ve got, is if you’re a kardashian, you should be booked for speeding from the kickoff.
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Its a wonder why they haven’t been band for life, driving idiots up the wall on social media.
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She’s an arse
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60% of body mass at last calculation.
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It’s big alright!
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The Millennium Falcon could dock in it.
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Superb from Norman!
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True
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‘I don’t care what you smell Chewie!’
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Any Kardashian is just another piece of zero class euromuck from some ex-Iron Curtain shithole.
See also Rita Ora…
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Agreed.Plastic Rita wants throwing into a deep mine shaft and fill it using concrete.
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The whole breed of the kardashians are just money hungry whores. Slappers,they make Kate Price look like a virgin
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