Taylor bloody Swift (6)

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The fact that her plastic pop twaddle and double tracked ‘live’ appearances are lauded as some sort of great work, and that she is lauded as some sort of genius and a new Joni Mitchell is bad enough. But she is also everywhere, more ubiquitous than Phil Collins was in the 1980s.

Swift scratches her arse or breaks wind and it’s news headlines. This happens regularly. The latest one is her being at an American football game with some Hollywood cunts. Those cunts at the Beeb are peddling this as a major news story. How and why is this news?!

What will be next? Breaking News: Taylor Swift pays her window cleaner. Taylor Swift smokes a cigarette. Taylor Swift goes to the chippy.

Ludicrous BBC link here.

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Nominated by Norman.

58 thoughts on “Taylor bloody Swift (6)”

  1. Early Morning Horn Alert!

    Haven’t read the nom yet, just admiring the pose while I munch on this toast.

  3. Par for the times; influencers, WAGs, women pundits at the Rugby World Cup, Reality TV., the death of democracy and the rise of a global fannyocracy. I fear for the future of those ordinary folk who must scrape by in this vat of shite that we’ve created.

    • Fit looking little thing if a little skinny an lacking some tit.

      She has a incredibly small mouth if you look at photos,
      Born that way,

      And has to be fed like a baby bird,
      Her mum spewing a McDonald’s happy meal into a funnel into Taylor’s miniscule mouth.

      Dunno what her music’s like?

      Who fuckin cares?

    • But will Bill Gates be watching over your shoulder whilst simultaneously trying to stroke some life into his shrivelled member?

      I demand a full enquiry.

  6. The sleb non story. So beloved of the red tops over the years, now available courtesy of those lazy, twenty something, university graduate Jemima’s and Tarquin’s at the BBC.
    I understand that in a world of bleak news reporting, a bit of brevity doesn’t go amiss. But fuck me!
    At least she’s white I suppose.
    The beeb must have temporarily run out of black pioneers to invent stories for.

      • I literally couldn’t care any less what some singer from halfway round the world does..

        But I do have to speculate on how dirty she might be..?

        Jolly good show.

  7. Her millionaire parents bought her a pop career and endless fucking retards fawn all over her like she’s some sort of prophet.

    Her music is bland and everything about her is manufactured.

    As Thomas would say, I would still smash it vigorously up the arse until we were both crying though.

  9. There’s more to this non story than meets the eye. Tay Tay, like all rich slebs, is a green fanatic, always lecturing the peasants about hugging trees and saving the fucking polar bears. There’s a naughty person on soshul meeja who has a site tracking her private jet flights……..170 in 2022 alone and yes, she did fly by private jet from Kansas City to New York to attend this game.
    The rumour is that this is all to cover up her embarrassing hypocrisy…….if you type in “Taylor Swift Jets” you get fawning reports , like the arselicking BBC one, of the bitch attending this Jets game instead of her one slag attempt to destroy the planet.
    Of course we all know she isn’t destroying the planet or murdering the fucking polar bears……it’s only trash like us who do that so stop doing it you fucking peasants!

    • That’s a valid point about her being part of the green movement.
      Back in the day, the BBC used to align themselves with pop stars who went to the right schools and universities.
      Hence the love in with Blur and Coldplay as opposed to Oasis for example.

    • Don’t worry. They can’t drive anyway. The only reason Dame Louise Hamilton (see, King Of The Sooties) can pedal is ‘coz his mum’s a honky.

      That said, the shit cars he’s been given in recent years have shown him up to have been flattered by the rocketships Mercedes made from 2019 – 2020.

  14. Bland. Her music’s blander.

    Must have a fanny like a ripped welly judging by the amount of “boyfriends” she’s had over the years.

    She gives off proper Bunny Boiler vibes – more than a bit mental. Give it 10, 15 years and she’ll be involved in a ‘Play Misty For Me’ situation with one of her exes.

    Morning one, morning all.

  15. Didn’t she and her steroid head boyfriend also make people leave a restaurant after the game, by renting it out for a private party while people were still eating..

    Apparently paid for everyone’s meal, but you have to leave now..
    So you are just about to tuck into your steak, some cunt comes over with a doggy bag and tells you to beat it..

    You would have to call the police on my arse to make me leave..

  16. All part of the BBC’s drive to cater for the chavs and gays. It seems most of their programming across TV and radio is just for chavvy mums and benders, as if BBC three snd radio 1 were the blueprint for a new look BBC. They did use the 6 o’clock news to advertise a computer game featuring Stormzy.

    The gushing by nitwit presenters adopting glottal stops over Stormzy, Swift and Shèeran is more of the same, a desperate sttempt to appeal to a youth audience who will never pay the license fee and never watch or listen, while alienating their core audience of 60-somethings and seeing an exodus of talent because of a craven desire to impose gobby women, gays and blacks on their ancient white audiences, usually having built by some old white bloke like Ken Bruce.

    I also read that, much like Channel 4’s series Skins, Radio 1’s audience are in their mid-late 30s. Both are fantasies of 30-40 something oxbridge graduates’ idea of modern youth culture. There’s something tragi-comic about these cunt teachers who watch skins and listen to Taylor Swift because they think their pupils/students do.

    It’s pure delusion, the basic cunts.

  17. The very epitome of “white privilege”.
    Oh no, it’s only white people with a job who have that, you know the ones who pay for all the exploited and underprivileged who are always fucking moaning.

    • Is the group doing the video called N*gazz, init!

      I am surprised the BBC don’t have a Drill language channel

      • The bbc have their own patwa channel. Being funded by your license money. Must point out, not a penny of mine.

    • Ah, those mean, East Side, West Side, Bluds ‘n’ Crips streets of Huddersfield.

      Eeh up lass, thas got a 5 litre engine motor car and I shoot police officers. Bugger t’coppers! Dust tha want to be me hoo-er? Cops came lookin’ for us, I nicked a Pot Noodle from Ashraf’s mini mart. Proper shady me like. Master criminal.

      • I bet they all watch Last of the Summer Wine for inspiration.

        Rattatattat, muthafuckin’ Apeths! eey by eck!

  19. I can’t fully endorse this cunting as I don’t know how much she courts the media circus or if it’s just society today and media celeb obsession. I felt sorry when that massive cunt Kanye West ruined her acceptance speech a while ago. Even Obama allegedly called him a jackass. My daughter’s a big swiftie and she’s annoyed not to have a ticket for her eras (arse) tour. But she does have several posters on her bedroom wall which I won’t photocopy and then laminate for their protection and longevity….

  20. Have you heard the latest?

    Taylor breaks up with yet another boyfriend and writes yet another sob song about it.

    You heard it here first.

    Morning all.

  22. Though I can’t stand this silly cunt, that picture gave me proper trumpet horn in my trousers.

  23. I’m obviously ancient as I’ve heard of her but have no idea what songs she’s done. Do you think I’ll have heard any of them? The radio these days doesn’t tell you most of the time

  24. I read this nom and now I can’t get that daft song Shake It Off out of my head! As annoying as the We Buy Any Car jingle.

  25. I’m going through the same monotonous procedure I normally do on here, firstly finding out without the foggiest idea, how this person became so popular and nine times out of ten, it’s because of the gullible public who don’t know their arses from their elbows. They wouldn’t know genuine talent due to lack of intelligence if it hit them in the face and just go along with all the other lemmings.

  26. Now come on Admin, I am sure there are photos of this lady out there that reveal much more of her, so that we can better understand what all the fuss is about.

  27. The news I’m waiting for is Taylor Smith takes Black biscuit on a Caribbean holiday. Black biscuit hospitalised and medivacued back to U.K. due to sexual excess, lost the use of his legs but still smiling..

  28. Compared to a lot of music nowadays I don’t think her stuff is that bad. Not groundbreaking obviously but it’s at least recognisable as music.

  30. Do I know who Taylor Swift is? I have a 13 year old daughter.
    This Friday she and Mrs Curtains will be attending the Eras Tour show at the Cineplex. You’re welcome Taylor you got some more of my fucking money.
    And yes. I would.

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