Taylor bloody Swift (6)


The fact that her plastic pop twaddle and double tracked β€˜live’ appearances are lauded as some sort of great work, and that she is lauded as some sort of genius and a new Joni Mitchell is bad enough. But she is also everywhere, more ubiquitous than Phil Collins was in the 1980s.

Swift scratches her arse or breaks wind and it’s news headlines. This happens regularly. The latest one is her being at an American football game with some Hollywood cunts. Those cunts at the Beeb are peddling this as a major news story. How and why is this news?!

What will be next? Breaking News: Taylor Swift pays her window cleaner. Taylor Swift smokes a cigarette. Taylor Swift goes to the chippy.

Ludicrous BBC link here.

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Nominated by Norman.

58 thoughts on “Taylor bloody Swift (6)

  1. The tart is eveywhere. Apparently some NFL pillock is giving her one, and the BBC and the like see that as headlines. He (whoever the cunt is) is one in a very long line.

    Mind you, she has a nice arse and decent legs. Behind or akimbo Y-Shaped style is a thought.

  2. I’d like to see her ‘getting down and dirty’ fixing a water leak under my house! Back in the 70s, there where always a plumber in porn on my Betamax tapes.

  3. Apparently, her songs are about life and its struggles. ‘We gotta pay the bills’ she squawks on one of them.πŸ€”

    Her dad is a top bank CEO. Her grandfather was a bank CEO. Her great grandather was a bank CEO. Never struggled or paid a bill in her bloody life.🀣

    Swift is like Ed Sheercunt. A soulless bean counter, an accountant who poses as a musician.πŸ™„

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