How much of a cunt do you have to be to volunteer to be a speed grassing cunt?
Anyway, even the police have stood these jobs worth cunts down for their own safety due to speed rage issues.
To be fair driving at 20mph means your already half way to boiled piss, some old coffin dodging cunt with nothing better to do except report you for 20.5mph on his un calibrated equipment and then like as not jump out in the road doing the funky chicken like they do in front of bikers around the Landovery area in Wales is only ever going to end in tears one way or another.
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
They’re like the cunts who volunteered to be “Covid Marshalls ” at vaccination stations in Sheffield.
They give a whole new meaning to the title ” jobsworth”.
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Morning JP. I’m assuming it wasn’t you atop of Sheffield Town Hall yesterday?
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Not on this occasion, Barry.
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No one likes a grass.
If I want to hide in the bushes at the local park minus my trousers, that’s my business and nobody else’s.
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20mph ffs kids on e scooters 🛴 do more than that. On the fucking pavement.
Trouble is plod can’t catch or do owt to em unlike the poor motorist. Easy prey for soft fines
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I wore my Covid Marshall badge with pride and will do so once again, when the next call comes. I do my duty ! 🇬🇧
And anyone driving past The Rookery at more than 20mph is likely to get a brick through their windscreen.
Road hooligans.
Now I must be off. I need to report a neighour, for having a small, inconsequential bonfire, in their back garden.
The selfish cunts.
Don’t they know there’s a Climate Crisis ?
It’s a fucking disgrace.
Good morning. I hope you’re all behaving yourselves.
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To be fair it is Wales, where thinking and reaction times are probably very slow..
Thinking about the sheep on the cover of farm yard monthly, and reacting to my insult tomorrow..
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Agree with the nom but there are cunts who drive like maniacs in residential areas. Cunts in Audis or BMWs doing 50/60 in a 20/30. Often young, male wannabe gangsta types.
These fuckers need stringing up live on national television.
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Absolutely spot on sir.
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I find it is almost as often to be young women., generally with a bit of Botox around the eyebrows and lips full of collagen. I put it down to time of the month.
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The second Thursday?
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as a motorcyclist, the most dangerous things on the road are Joe Dakis and women in 4x4s – if I see a female Daki in a 4×4 I go the other way.
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Aye. Burka bags in big 4x4s scares the shit out of me too. Fucking clueless and almost certainly driving with no licence or a test passed by some other cunt on their behalf.
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I think they call those vehicles ‘technicals’ 😂
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Yep you always have to factor in your Audi driving cunt, the only saving grace here is there is a more than good chance the speeding Audi driving cunt will crash into aforementioned jobsworth, doogooding wankers and for once i dont think i would have any problem with that…
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And the newer plague of scooterists on L-Plates with doctored exhausts (suggestive of pistonic potency) are worthy of a little William Wallace treatment.
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I’m guessing these do-gooder oap types also drive around at 10mph causing frustration and accidents.
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Yes. Ultra slow drivers think they’re bring safe when they are in fact a big fucking hazard for every cunt else.
Crush their vehicles with them still inside.
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The old cunts usually do 50mph in a 60mph, then same in a 40mph, 30mph or 20mph.
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These pricks lurk in a village on my way home from work and many times, I’ve ridden through there too fast right in front of them. They have a speed gun and I can see in my mirror them with a clipboard, presumably writing down my reg number.
But nothing’s ever happened. No letter from the pigs, nothing about an intended prosecution.
So they must be utterly powerless, the self-important losers.
If I ever did get a letter, I’d respond with one asking for:
The date and details of their training to operate the speed gun.
The make, model and latest calibration date of the speed gun.
A photgraph, like the pig cunts in vans have to provide.
Their physical competence and proof of their eyesight.
Coffin-dodgjng old cunts.
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*I don’t speed in the village bit, but just outside, where they hang out*
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A likely story, Thomas.
Are you sure this isn’t concerned husbands chasing you, after freeing themselves from their bindings, as you speed away with their wives in the boot of your car?
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And if we’re talking jobsworths, binmen can be the worst.
Leaving your bin because 0.0001% of the back-left wheel of your wheelie bin was still on your drive and such shite.
Indeed, I saw a report on the BBC demonising residents in Sheffield for kicking off with binmen. I smelt a rat, if you pardon the pun.
Whilst I don’t advocate duffing up binmen (or ‘binners’ if we’re going to be like non sexist, like cricket), chasing bin lorries and throwing your stinking, rotting rubbish that’s been outside for 2 or 3 weeks in summer, despite paying a fortune for council tax, wasn’t a thing years ago, was it?
Perhaps if people felt they weren’t getting ripped off by councils and were actually able to get rid of their rubbish once a fucking month, without some jobsworth, power mad cunt finding a reason not to take it, this shite wouldn’t happen?
Fuck the binmen! Eddie Yeates was a cunt!
Good morning.
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Bin men are a breed apart.
I’m convinced that as part of the job training, they are taught how to deliberately block entire roads. Even when there’s no need to.
That and how to walk around at a snails pace dragging wheelie bins with a smug expression on their mugs.
Ignorant cunts.
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Just be happy they take your bin. They can have permanent looks on their faces like an excited, hammer wielding Peter Sutcliffe, as long as they take my bins every time.
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Yep the bin men around are area are absolute cunts of the highest order, putting stickers on bins, usually on some sort of power trip, then come xmass they look at you like you should be giving them a tip….
Tip for bin men —–Dont stick your hand in the back of the telly cunt….
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We have good binmen round here, not going to slag them off.
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Same here really ,but my old ma and her neighborhood has problems with theirs sometimes.
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The great Eddie Yeats when corrie was worth a watch.
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I don’t think it overly hyperbolic to say that the mentality of these people is the same as those that fired up the ovens at Birkenau.
Thoroughbred Cunts.
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I did wonder why I hadn’t seen the phuquers in Smallfield recently…
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The people who advocate this kind of behaviour are the same people who recoil in horror at stories of the Stasi and they’re network of grasses.
Same fucking thing isn’t it?
Or Nazi Germany where people were keen to be seen ‘working towards the Fuhrer’.
At least those people can claim to have been under some sort of duress, these sneaky little wankers can’t.
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Always said that the same thought processes behind supporting a successful football when you aren’t from the area is the same employed by collaborators during the war .
If there’s ever another one , be careful around people who live in London but support Liverpool .
They’ll grass you up immediately
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Round our way it is the curtain twitchers that rule with a rod of iron. Nothing goes unnoticed in our street. Still, with the tiidal wave of immies, pikeys, druggies and other assorted scum that has washed up in town, I suppose I should offer to do a shift.
Maybe there is a uniform that goes with the job? Or I could offer to go undercover as a roadman. Better practice my sagging.
Good morning, everyone.
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The gits always, always, don the equivalent of superman’s Cape of power the hi-viz jacket. Seems to ramp up the levels of self importance to a whole new level donning the orange or green.
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They always make me giggle, knowing that they bought them from the local £shop with their own money.
Pathetic shitweazels.
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I have several.
My favourite is the orange one.
I often get the horn 📯 when wearing it.
Move along now !
There’s a good gentleman 😊
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Saw some of these cunts down in the west country back in the summer, lurking behind a hair pin bend just in front of some temporary traffic lights. Serving no purpose whatsoever except to distract the driver with their day-glo jackets then forcing him to slam his anchors on as he catches sight of of the queued up traffic waiting on the red ligh. Fuck wits. I’m amazed somebody hadn’t ploughed into them.
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You know what sort of people do this shite? You know, grass people to try to get someone’s dog put down for barking once or for growing a bush 2cm higher than law allows and for having a barbecue once a decade? Or for parking outside a friend’s house for 2 minutes without a permit?
Dennis Rader.
Or BTK as he’s known. Right jobsworth, grassing cunt.
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Regularly have these cunts standing beside the road in a village on he way to work. The village has cars parked on one side of the road and blind bends so doing more 20 is a risk most drivers don’t take. Still there they are like hens clucking beside the road pointing their council provided radar gun at you as you drive past.
The temptation to mount the pavement and scatter them is strong sometimes.
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That brought back memories of going to the cinema back in 1976 to see deathrace 2000.
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OT, but hundreds of thousands of Israeli troops are massed on the Pally border right now about to enter it seems.
Not that I enjoy kids getting blown to bits etc, but if Hamas thought this was over…the 4x2s haven’t even started I reckon. And the leaders of Hamas holed up in Qatari penthouses, thinking they’re safe need to watch out. Mossad will find a way to them, I’m fucking certain of it.
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@Cuntybollocks. It’s almost as if Hamas want Israel to enter Gaza.
The question is why ?
Are there some nasty surprises waiting ?
Something like the huge mines used in WW1 ?
Messines Ridge etc.
Given their love of tunneling, it wouldn’t surprise me.
One explosion could kill hundreds, or thousands.
Whatever happens, it’s going to be extremely brutal.
Good morning.
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Aye I’m no military expert. My knowledge on this stuff is bloke down the pub level.
So as strong as oak then.
I think they’ll have mine detection equipment, won’t they? If such a thing doesn’t exist then I’ve just thought of it, so don’t nick my idea, you cheeky cunt.
Bagsies first.
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I’m certainly no military expert. But I can’t but help having a feeling that the actions so far, are just an opening gambit and there’s something bigger in the works.
Anyway, we’re drifting off topic.
You say that your just an ordinary bloke down the pub.
I hope that you’re not drinking and driving.
I’ll report you 😁
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No I never drink and drive my vehicle.
I only do it when driving the school bus.
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😆
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Exactly the question I asked my self Saturday morning Jack. Why would Hammas do something that is sure to bring terrible and swift retribution? There are hidden hands at plsy here, the US being distracted and its forces divided. Something bigger is afoot. Maybe they should read the Art of War……
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67075181
C u n t s
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I don’t want any non British flags flying over our cities. Including BLM, pride or any other extremist shit.
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Send every single one of the cunts to live in Palestine if they love it so much.
Sick of these smelly cunts and their commie scum arse kissers.
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And the cops did fuck because they’re browns. Let’s have it right.
You can have all the grasses you want seeing as we’re on about grasses. Even video the cunt doing it.
Fuck all.
If a honky like me took down the Ukraine flag?
I’d be in the back of the black Mariah and charged before the flag hit the fucking ground.
Agree though that there shouldn’t be any flags but the British/English one flying in England anyway.
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We can but hope 🤞
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That every carpet kisser and Commie arse kisser get sent to Gaza that is.
Not you end up in the back of a Black Mariah CB.
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That’s a steep roof, pity the cunts didn’t slip, then they could have been buried in their shit flag.
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Operation Wrath of God.
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If Chris Rea lived in Wales he’d need to set off now.
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LOL 😂
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What do you call a Parking Stanley grass?
Wasim.
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DNA. That’s what does it. Please alow my to expand my hypothesis. In every generation of humans there is a faulty gene which triggers a desire to become a stassi officer, concentration camp guard or gehiem stats polize man. However when such opportunities are unavailable these types have to resort to the more mondain such as traffic wardens, tax inspectors, or for those of extremely low intelligence grassing cunts!
I’m thinking of presenting a paper!
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We seen during the “Pana-demick” (Dr Charlie Mullins anyone?) who these people are.
Reporting people to the police for excessive dog walking amongst other things.
Probably the types of daft cunt who walked up and down their garden because they were too frightened to venture out on to the street.
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It was a well known fact that the covids used to hang around in parks, HJ. Mostly at night Mostly.
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20 mph ? That will be classed as speeding soon. Its the start of a standstill. The government are playing with you. Its the start of a keep fit campaign. Jump on your bicycles with me.
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Had an Audi up my arse this morning. I was at fault though, I was doing 29mph in a 30mph zone.
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Bob. Me and my Audi are just too fucking important in afraid.
Good job you didnt have a red light ahead of you. I don’t listen to them either and you would of had 4 rings up yer arsenal!
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I thought y’all were on the metric system using KPH. No?
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I actually received a letter from these cunts , Bedfordshire police , compassionate,courageous,inclusive, professional proud, was the heading just needed the word cunts inserted.
The speed was unacceptable I was doing 43 in a thirty ,which used to be forty years ago , but my mistake.
I drove past the beige clad brigade in fold up chairs looking at me as if I’m a dinghy invader, ffs I drive a five series estate , suppose they don’t like ze Germans
Either way enforcement mactiviy may take place there again so , be warned
Sad wankers , bet they’ve got dodgy hard drives at home
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Wales is full of backward arseholes with inadequate ideas, it only figures they will nitpick about absolutely anything. Too many pointless dotards on borrowed time who have outlived their usefulness, with nothing better to do than grass up motorists. There’s no cunt like an old cunt.
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