(Senator?) Meghan Markle (18)

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Let’s have a through the looking glass cunting for even considering the idea that Yacht Girl/Duchess Meghan Markle could be the next Senator from California.

Dianne “Di Fi” Feinstein was recently called home to the nether reaches of Hades leaving a vacancy in the US Senate.. Having disgraced the Senate for over 30 years she spent the last couple of years…when she wasn’t falling down of forgetting where she was…peeing her Depends, while her staff spoon fed her baby food and wiped the drool from her chin.

By law California Governor “Gaslight” Gavin Newsome can appoint a successor for Die Fi until the next election which is in 2024. In fact this will be Gaslight’s second appointment as he appointed Kamala “Flat Back” Harris’s successor when she was sworn in as Vice Perpetrator of the United States.

And this is where Q List actress, the formerly Royal Concubine Meghan Markle comes in. Even before Old Flatback left office press reports indicated that the social climbing Duchess was lobbying for an appointment to her seat.

Published reports say that she had a 1 hour “introductory” conference call with Gashlight where she made her case for being the next Senator from California. Needless to say Gaslight was less than impressed.

But the determined Duchess would not give up. Reportedly she relentlessly harassed Gaslight forcing him to block her number and forbidding his staff to communicate with her in any manner whatsoever.

Gaslight may be an idiot but he’s not a fool and he appointed some Democrat hack Politician to fill Old Flatback’s seat.

But now there’s another seat to fill and Suitcase Girl wants it. Press reports say that Die Fi had not even taken her first sulphurous breath when the ambitious Duchess put forth her name for nomination. This time with the help of Feminazi Gloria Steinem who is influential in the Woke World that is California politics.

The problem is 3 other career politicians…all serving members of the House of Representatives want the job and have declared their candidacies and are actively campaigning.

To complicate things Gaslight has boxed himself in by vowing to appoint a Black Woman as a “caretaker” of the seat until the election is held and a replacement is elected.

There’s a whole separate and complicated story here but to cut to the chase, 2 candidates mentioned in the press as caretaker seat holders are Oprah Winfrey and Meghan Markle.

The very notion of a vacuous, self absorbed, professional victim like Meghan Markle being considered for an appointment to the US Senate should be anathema to any thinking human being.

But nonetheless, it’s out there. And that…the very notion of her being appointed…is what deserves cunting. Once again cunters, we are through the looking glass.

Gitchi Manitou save us all.

Shortly after posting this (rather brilliant) nomination (if I do say so myself) Gaslight Gavin Newsome appointed Laphonza Romanique Butler as Die Fi’s replacement.

Laphonza be da Boss of EMILY’s List. (Early Money is Like Yeast). A group o’ bitches dat ‘sport odder bitches who be runnin’ fo POE-litical office.

But dey only ‘sport bitches who be abortin’ dere babies…you know wot I’m sayin’ muh-fukker?

Mo on dis beyoch later.

Sorry Me-gain…you half white pretend sista…but La-PHON-zaaaaaaaaaa be blacker den yu!

Laphonza Ro-MAN-EEK Butler…muh-fukker!

The Admin Team can of course do as they see fit with my nom.

(Like they need my permission to post or bin.)

NY post

Nominated by: General Cuntster 

58 thoughts on “(Senator?) Meghan Markle (18)”

  1. I admit that I am attracted towards sparkle tits. I would love to try he out.
    Dam fine Filly what ?

    Maybe if she fails in politics she might prefer the adult movie scene ?

  3. On the face of it, this seems to be an utterly ridiculous notion, about as ludicrous as the idea that ‘Sniffer’ Joe Biden could be president.

    Er, hang on…

    • Indeed Ron.

      When I seen that Biden was running for president I remember thinking that the Democrats had fucked it for themselves by putting him forward as their candidate.

      The old fella was obviously suffering with early onset dementia in early 2020 and has deteriorated terribly since then.

      Watching him attempt to be some kind of statesman by squinting at an autocue or face planting the deck on the world stage is horrifying.

      Dementia is no joke and is among the very cruellest of illnesses but not as cruel as the Democrats who continue to use and abuse this vulnerable, elderly old man.

      • He may be a vulnerable old man now, but he’s been a career politician for decades, feathering his own nest and making himself and his family all millionaires in the process. Yet another millionaire politician. All cunts.

        So fuck him, if he now shits his pants at functions or doesn’t remember his own name or where the fuck he is.

        He’s always been a cunt. I’d play tricks on him. Keep moving stuff around. Tell him he’s already told me that every time he speaks, even when he hasn’t. Mix the labels up on his pills. Shit in his bed while he’s out then say ‘Look what you’ve done!’ when he came back. Invite a mate round and say ‘You mean you can’t even remember your own son?’

        I’d have him begging for the nurse home, the fucking shithouse.

        Howdo HJ, hope all is well.

      • Biden as president is as sad as it’s terrifying.

        The one reassuring factor is that if he really throws a wobble, Kamaltoe will be able to step in.

        Er, hang on… (again)

  6. From the investigation conducted by our dear General this all sounds like a racistsism conspiracy against “Raisin Nipples” Princess Sparkle..

    Hopefully a long winded media tour,shitflix series and doorstop,I mean bestselling hardback book,will sure follow.

    I for one cannot wait.

    Thanks for unearthing this outrageous patriarchal plot GC.

    • Damn her white father! How dare he pollute her desired darkıness (now that she might try and run for office) with his foul, honky DNA.
      She is black, innit?

      • i always find it strange in some way, that when you have someone of quite obviously a shade of mixed race, they refer to themselves as black. They are as much white as they are black, but no they think of themselves as black……i can only assume because of all the ‘attention’ being black now affords people. i wonder how the white half of an offsprings parenthood think about all this denial if their colour?

        that cunt lewis Hamilton is a prime example

      • Damn right, CC.
        Lewis Hamilton’s mother ought to box his ears until they’re as thick as his father’s lips.

      • Scott Boland too. One grandparent is an abo. Three honky grandparents. He looks 100% honky. He only found out fairly recently about the abo shite.

        Now declared himself an abo. Just needs to let his teeth rot, not wash his hair for 5 years, wear a lioncloth, be permanently drunk, knock his wife about, shag his kids and roll around in shite to get the full effect.

    • Bollock o’bummer was a mulato. His mother (white) brought him up and made sure he got an education after his father (black) fucked off (like they do). However, we only hear about him being black.

  7. Sounds like an undemocratic nonsense. A bit like how our Prime Minister got his job

  9. Latest sanctimonious twaddle on ‘X’ from St Megain of Montecito:

    Devastated to hear of the unfolding horror that is Gaza, who Harry tells me was a soccer player who cried after a game. Find your inner strength Gaza, we shed tears for you too.

  11. Hopefully she will get Suzy Izzard to give her a few tips on how to achieve a stellar political career. Surely even Californians have enough sense to vote or anyone else? Any words of comfort that you can offer, General?

    • They put chimpanzees into space in the 60s,
      So why not?

      The bars not set too high in yank politics
      So what’s the worse that could happen?.

      If it fails like being a actress, a princess, a writer, a documentary maker, and charity worker have,
      She should try astronaut!

    • The days of the ginger cunt-nugget poodle being Queen Meghan’s doormat concubine are drawing to a close no matter what happens to Meghan. We’re on the edge of our seats waiting to watch the most dramatic divorce/separation in history, especially the part when the cunt-nugget flies back to the UK only to be rejected and humiliated by Chas and Will. Can’t wait!!

  13. Jeremy Clarkson had Meghan’s number alright:

    I hate her.
    Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level.
    At night I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, “Shame!” and throw lumps of excrement at her.
    Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.
    But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she’s pretty cool.
    They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens.
    That makes me even angrier. Can’t they see everything that’s happening is so very obviously pre-planned?
    Leave the UK. Blame the royals. Do an interview with Oprah.
    Get Basil Brush to write a book. Do a Netflix series — which should have been called ‘A Woman Talking Bollocks’.
    I can see it clearly. The studied pauses. The mock incredulity.
    And the B-movie, soap-actress, quivery-voiced, more-in-sorrow-than-anger stories that are so obviously claptrap.
    Do you really think she would have entertained a move to New Zealand? That’s 13 hours away from everything.
    The spotlight of fame she craves so desperately would have been a 40-watt bulb, and no one would have seen it.
    Nah. She was always going to end up in California.

  15. She’s about as black as freshly laid snow.

    The worst attempt at being black since Gary Lineker.

    • I was thinking as white as the white dog shite that used to be weaponised on most council estates in the old days. ( funny, you never see white dog shite nowadays )

      • From a quick web search:

        According to a vet-owned pet treat company, Drool, white-colored dog poop was prevalent in previous decades due to copious amounts of bone meal in dog food. However, with the evolution of dog food recipes, the white poops began to disappear sometime around the late 1980s or early 1990s

        you’re welcome.

        Mind you, most shit round here is human (from the dinghy cunts in the local hotel) – that or dogs have started using tissues to wipe their arses.

  16. In view of the state of the World to day I doubt if they made her Pope any difference would be noticed Fuck the lot of them.

  18. She would be a perfect choice to join the millionaire “democratic” communist party. Totally clueless.

  19. I bet the Mexican Mafia, Cosa Nostra and Aryan Brotherhood will be shitting themselves when she’s in charge.

  20. Imagine the unbearable word salad speeches she’ll make as Senator. It’ll be women this, mental health that and climate change 24/7, meanwhile California will collapse and she’ll still be wibbling on about nonsense.

  21. Well well. I have learned something today. I always wondered how that dim witted liqourice stick became Vice President and even how the thick cunt ever was a Senator, Now I know.–
    The Royal Stick insect would have the intellect and knowledge base to grace Bedlam at its finest height. Jesus! Yank politics must certainly be right up shit creek with no paddle to manouver. Still. A cloud has a silver lining. No ttled royal may enter politics. ( fact ) and the Grace the Duchess would have to give up the title of Duchess forever! Ln that case I hope the treacle tart gets appointed!

  22. A simple matter of surgery surely. The American schtick dictates that she has no further prospects in politics unless she keeps taking her clothes off or until she has another nose job.

    • shwartzer and no mistake. Mind you, we used to play soldiers with gat guns when I was young. Taught you keep your head down.

  24. Anything is possible in American politics. Don’t forget they had The Terminator as governor of California in the early 00s. I don’t know if he achieved much or if he was popular with the locals, but if a wooden actor like him can enter politics, then a self-absorbed, attention-seeking, money-grabbing shitbag like Sparkle will be quids in,

    • Looking on the bright side Techo, the entertainment value to be had from Senator Sparkle could be enormous.

      Wonder how long Harry Halfwhitt would last?

      • Here’s a fanciful notion:-

        Just suppose, Sparkle eventually became President of the USA. That would mean that Fuckwit Harry would be First Lady/Bloke/Thing (whatever pronoun seems appropriate).

        Therefore, you would have a monarchist/royalist with power and influence. in a republican country!

      • She’d have her finger on the button, and Halfwhitt would have his finger on her button.

        What a fucking prospect.

      • Imagine it as President….

        Still, a step up from serving – cough – drinks on Jeff Eppy’s yacht.

  25. She’s as thick as shit and unable to cleanse her own ass. …..Perfect Senator material.

  26. Mega simple act, would probably be enough for a lot of connected Californians to get her elected, as it allows the ugly side to hide behind her, in the shadows of degeneracy, the most two faced cunt of a state ever assembled in the good old Usa
    “Are you for sale” a line repeated in the novel, Less than zero
    Im not saying all Californians of course as the sensible ones are exiting by the tens of thousands to other States like Kentucky etc

  27. Harry Hewitt has a lot to answer for,
    Unleashing this creature on the world at large and sifting it out of the gutter trash.

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