Katie Price [19]

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Katie fucking Price again,

this fucktard is up in arms about having a £15k leccy bill, she has highlighted that she shouldnt have to pay because she is bankrupt, so im thinking thats just some other fucker she isnt going to pay, to ad to all the other people she will never pay, honestly this bitch must be half pie key or something, the only purse she ever gets out is her rancid pigs ear purse.

How the fuck do you run up a £15k electric bill even in this day and age, she must have Harvey running around turning everything on all the time, or more than likely its just the fact that as usual she dosnt give a fuck and hasnt for years and now its caught her up, how much of a pleb do you need to be to allow this kind of shit to happen,

get a grip on reality you dozy tart, your not royalty and you have to be responsible for your leccy bill ya cunt….

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98 thoughts on “Katie Price [19]”

  1. You do realise how much it costs to run her Saturn V sized vibrator?

    A full launchpad and a team of 300 scientists are needed to facilitate the launch and ‘in-outy’.

    • Just as a matter of interest ,the first stage of a Saturn V used 20 tons of fuel per second and 93% of the all up weight of the entire system was fuel.
      Bloody good job that Greta was not about in those wonderful days.

      • Great days indeed Guzzi! Half a century on we have advanced to the stage where some people are content to drive around in battery powered noddy cars.

        Greta my dear, do something useful; fuck off and die.

      • I’m probably being unkind, but I bet the poor sod was pressing every button on the on-board computer, when all he needed to do was switch the satnav off! No wonder the diagnostic churned out 20 pages.

        Sort of reminds me of sheepdog trials. The bloody shepherd would be whistling, waving his arms and stick about, and shouting down, go bye etc.
        Sheepdog is like “shut yer gob, I’ll have these bastards penned in two fucking minutes if you’d only stop scaring them”

      • A runaway car is a pretty unsettling experience I know Jeezum. Like others I’ve had a diesel engined car race off up the road of it’s own volition when it started to consume it’s own engine oil. In that case at least I was able to stop the car and stall the engine. For an inexperienced driver I imagine it would be terrifying and to have the brakes depart as well doesn’t bear thinking about. I’ll stick to my old tried and tested petrol powered machine. None of this idiotic keyless running, when I remove the key the engine’s dead. Having earned my living as an IT engineer for half a century I feel I need all this AI in motor cars like a fish needs a bicycle.

  3. Q: What is the difference between Katie Price’s vagina and the Channel Tunnel?

    A: Harvey would only get stuck in the Channel Tunnel.

    • Cheltenham Town have scored their first goal of the season. A good job too, they were about to offer Harvey a trial.

    • Would you please move your mud hut 299 miles closer to the Buffalo piss hole.

      If for no other reason than to save us from those fucking adverts.

      • I`d love to, Odin. Sadly, after 30+ years` of TV ads we`ve still never seen a penny of the most generous donations you have all so selflessly given – and for which we humbly thank you.
        I wonder who funds the TV ads? …

      • No, no. That’s not right.

        I’ve seen your cousins dancing with joy at the new well, with magically sparklingly clean water, then they get to put their school uniforms on and learn to speak English.

        “Hello, my name is M’Tebe, and I want to be a pilot, so I can drop drugs from Columbia into the English Chanel to be pick up by trawlers

  9. Whenever she appears anywhere, in the media or in public, she’s getting paid.
    No doubt some moronic cunt will have paid her for the exclusive right to report her sad situation to the slavering brain dead bastards who hang on her every word.
    How the fuck can someone live beyond their means when they have no means?
    It beggars belief that a woman who ostensibly hasn’t got a pot to piss in, enjoys such a lavish lifestyle.
    She’s a fucking leech living off other people’s stupidity.
    Stop throwing money at her and watch the whole shit show crash and burn.
    I’d pay to see that.

  10. Cut her some slack..

    That electric fence to keep harvey from going full king Kong can’t be cheap..

    Apparently he was hired to kidnap holy willabore and climb the post office tower.

    • Cut her some slack? Fuck me.

      If her cunt was any slacker, British Airways would use it to house their entire fleet.

  11. Okay, I admit it, I was wrong and the transwoke mob were right.
    A man can get pregnant.

    • Well, I’ve heard that ectoplasm smells somewhat… spunky. Maybe she’s been “doing séances.”

      • And it emanates from every orifice – according to Doris Stokes.

  13. Her Royalties from the aviation industry should more than meet her financial needs. Every plane in production has spoilers designed from her piss flaps.

  14. 15 grand!!
    Harvey leave the fridge door open in 1998?

    Fuck me.

    Bet that Scruffy shithole she lives in is hot as a retirement home.

    Pay your bills you fuckin dosser.

    • I’d love to see your entire response as the front page of the Sun.

  15. Isn’t Harvey off somewhere at ‘college’ paining giant train sets

    Can’t claim she has a vulnerable child (albeit an enormous child) in the house so the leccy should be cut off until she pays the bill, can’t do with these poor people who think everything is free.

    • He could get a job with HS2.
      “Artist’s Impression”, ie fantasy transport infrastructure, which will NEVER see the light of day.

      • A bloody shambles certainly HBH. Reminds me of the Delorean debacle. As someone said only eight people believed that was feasible, unfortunately those eight were in the cabinet. My opinion for what it’s worth, the strip from Brum to London will be built and eventually into Euston. It will soon be apparent that people won’t use it because of the high ticket prices. The decision will be taken to reduce speed on the line, halve your speed and you quadruple your capacity all things being equal. New stations will be opened along the line in order to persuade people to use it with the reduced fares. At 72 years old I don’t expect to live to see these events.

      • Arfur, I’m only 61, and the only future I can see is my ultimate Fart of Doom…

  16. Just has a look at the header pic, that body/swim suit is doing a good job holding the half pound of liver in place, it must hang down a fair few inch if unrestrained 🤮

  17. I agree Sick, if she can’t /won’t pay, cut her off.

    One of her relatives will probably nick a genny from a building site, though, so make sure you’ve got really secure locks on any fuel source that could be syphoned off to run it.

  19. It can’t be Harvey..I seem to recall this cunt has had him locked up somewhere.

    There’s probably fifty fridges in her house to keep all the discarded fake tits in.

    Give the dog a bone..dear me.

  20. 15k is normal to keep a electric fence running 24hrs. If Harvey got out it would be a massacre. Akin to Jurassic Park but with a 20 foot man monster squeezing kittens to death, spaghetti necklaces would pollute the earth and the half chat kraken would punch holes bigger than Katies meat tunnel in the remaining fragments of the Berlin Wall.
    15k is a bargain in my opinion.

  21. I love the header pic admin..

    The fat bloke is thinking jesus look at the state of that.

  22. It won’t be long before Katie is doing budget lesbain pissing films with Daniella Westbrook in a seedy cheap inner city hotel room with a Yemeni migrant family on one side and a large family of Somalis on the other, the major component of the porn being that, as the front bones of Daniella’s have collapsed through horrific cocaine abuse, if Katie pisses hard enough to break the tissue-thin skin, the piss’ll seep through the rotten bone and through the roof of her mouth.
    Now that would be a challenging wank.
    But nor for me.
    And maybe Cuntybollocks.

    • Did you see the state of Holly Willoughby’s would-be kidnapper? He looked like a leftie neckbeard cliche, overweight, living in his mothers spare room playing Dungeons and Dragons with his online chums.

      • Indeed. I was most disappointed.

        Those Austrians know how to kidnap. He should’ve become penpals with that Joe Fritzl and got some advice.

        The fat cunt has embarrassed the country. Didn’t even have a hidden underground sex dungeon, the fucking amateur.

      • LL, apparently the unmarried father of two, so someone, somewhere….

        Although I agree. If you looked “incel” up in a dictionary, his photo would probably be there.

      • And that was his dating app photo.

        Imagine him when his mum hadn’t hoovered him down for wotsits crumbs and washed the chocolate from around his mouth?!

      • Only thing that fat cunt will be kidnapping and murdering is a large pie. Although he seems to have done several already.

      • And all this is happening when Holly Willoughby’s career is taking a dive. Something is definitely off about this

      • He’s a legend in his own lunchtime.. or lifetime, as they’re both the same for him.

  23. Ah dear Katie, she is what she is. What she isn’t is at all interesting. She got famous by flashing her tits on page 3 of the sun.

    Apart from that she’s just a council house slapper who other council house slappers believe is their mother ripp.

    When she dies they should make some tyres out of her vagina, that’s some hard wearing shit right there.

    Though they may be slippery when wet.

    • Living just down the from Sellafield we sometimes get test emergency alarms going off in case of a nuclear breach (we’re given at least a week’s notice before hand).

      We receive similar alarms when Price ventures up here and spreads her legs – the toxic radiation from her well-worn “reactor” is deadly apparently!

  25. She was once named Mother of the Year about 10 or 11 years ago.
    Can you believe that?

    I can honestly say that even as a horny, red blooded teenager back in the late 90s, I never wanted to give her one nor did I ever knock one out over her.

    The female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the other hand. Phwoar!
    Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter and surprisingly Alyson Hannigan.
    I remember when she did a photoshoot in lingerie and it was a lot better than I’d hoped.

    Here’s a picture of her back then http://www.lingerie-celebs.com/romantic/images/gd/rom-05020-alyson-hannigan-lc-51.jpg

    She looks like she’s trying to get out of TtCE’s basement.

    • Peter Sutcliffe was truck driver of the year in 1976.
      And runner up in the diy enthusiast category.

    • Not my basement, Harold.
      The guy who owns that basement is a rank amateur.
      He ought to have burnt every last stitch of her clothing in front of her eyes the minute he had her contained.

    • With you all the way with Buffy cast. Price should be fired off into outer space and the planet finally rid of her.

    • Eliza Dushku as Faith.

      Pure filth.

      Kari Wuhrer in Sliders

      Quark in Deep Spac.. hang on!

    • As for ‘Jordan’, i did knock a few out over her in my late teens at the turn of the millennium. She’s only a couple of years older and she’s a sussex native so it felt only right.

  26. I don’t know why Admin insists on a link when you cunts are too lazy to read it. It was an eighteen grand bill sent to her after a meter reading and a big “mistake” which she has received an apology for.
    In other words it’s a completely made up story designed to keep the old scrubber in the media. My congratulations to her agent who, you have to admit, does a fucking good job.
    Speaking of made up stories what was this “kidnapper” going to do with Holly Willoboobies? Eat the bitch?

    • Willy Holloby is lucky her kidnapper was a cheesy smelling , Batman loving,
      Incel blob.

      He wasn’t really a threat.

      The media are asking about a motive!!!!

      He quite rightly Hates the sickly sweet boring little bastard,
      And decided rather than do something about his diet decided to rid the world of a sleb parasite.

      A public good deed.

      Now he’s cast as a bad guy?!!

      • How could that land whale kidnap anybody? A five year old could outrun that doughnut scoffing fat bastard. I’m surprised he hasn’t applied for a job with the Met.

      • No Freddie, he’s accused of attempting to hire a contract killer to kidnap and kill Wallabycheeks.

        Like he’d got enough puff to kidnap her, ffs!

      • Rejected Freddie. He can’t skateboard for policing ER protests and his arthritis means he can’t take the knee for BLM Marxists.

        Maybe their cyber division? Thought crimes on social media and waiting for the next BBC diddler to surface is where its at.

      • Exactly LL, our marvellous police farce are all over a fat heart attack waiting to happen..
        knife crime in London, shoplifting everywhere..

        Watch out there is a fat bloke about.
        Go up 3 or 4 steps..

        Oh dear he’s dead.

      • The trouble is it was made from scrap metal bought from a pikey site. The NHS has to save money to pay for all the pen pushing diversity officers, translators and the over inflated expenses of The Right Honourable Steve Barclay MP, the Minister of Health that no cunt has ever heard of.
        Cunt.

  27. Cooking all of those farm animals for dear Harvey’s din-dins sucks up the wattage.

  28. Katie knows how to make a few quid, I’ll give her that.

    Problem is she squanders it.

    She looks a right fuckin mess now,
    That placcy surgery and natural aging don’t go hand in hand.

    Remember her before all that?

    https://images.app.goo.gl/ZpJUr523okhQzLE5A

    Now anyone saying they wouldn’t is clearly a fuckin liar.
    She’s well worth one there!

    • Wasn’t there a thing back in the late 90s where there was a ‘leaked’ tape of Dane Bowers form Another Level using his big toe on her clunge?

      I thought he’d prefer to lick her up and down until she said stop? 😃
      https://youtu.be/q3qDESAvzh0?t=43

    • I’ll admit to pulling the handle off myself over her back then. Unfortunately she quickly went downhill, and so did my yoghurt splodger when I saw her photos.

  29. Slightly off topic but how did Frankie Boyle get away with the ‘jokes’ he made about Harvey?
    Some of the comments on here are fairly harmless in comparison.

    Or did he use that old chestnut of ‘I was playing a character at the time and they aren’t my real views’.

    • Frankie Boyle is a fine one to point the finger.

      I’d rather go for a pint with Harvey than that speccy ginger cunt.

      I once said to BWC I imagined him looking like Harvey price.
      He wasn’t amused😁

      • I’d rather go for a pint with Harvey than with most people; it’d be hilarious when he started screeching, leaping up on the curtain rails and flinging faeces and you could use the ensuing mayhem to sneak a few free shots of bourbon.

      • Katie is like mama Fratelli to Harvey’s sloth.

        ” ma you been bad”

        But that weird little jail bait daughter is the creepiest!

      • Something from The Goonies you could say to a changing roomful of tran§bumder athletes:
        “Hey, yooooo guys”!

    • Well being Scottish frankie can get a pass.

      Seeing as the whole sweaty race is retarded..
      They now want to vote Labour.

      • Wonder who’s the larger parisitic drain on the English taxpayer out of the sweaty socks or the sheep-botherers?

      • The dinghy raiders! They’re in Scotland and Wales as well so they are sucking on any tit that swings in their direction.
        They don’t discriminate…….you have to give them that.

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